Tuesday, January 31, 2017
What To Say When Amway Order Arrives In Mail
He must have thought it was like Christmas two or three times a week when the Amway shit arrived by good old USPS. Too bad there's nothing that stops those buggers from delivering the mail! What is it? Rain, sleet, snow, and dark of night etc. Nothing stops the mailman! Let's see him delivering in the dark of night to an Amway night owl meeting!
Unfortunately reality kicks in when the next credit card bill shows up with $1000 charged to Amway.
This photo exactly depicts what I'd say when he opened the box of Amway shit.