Monday, March 6, 2017

Amway In Disguise

Someone did a search on Google for “Amway in Disguise” and ended up at this blog so I thought it would be a good topic.

Amway in disguise sounds like something full of intrigue the stuff that mystery and suspense novels are made out of.

It could also describe something that is so fucking disgusting that it must be hidden and disguised.

When we were in Amway and prospecting potential IBO recruits we had to do our damnedest to avoid saying the A word. Deny that it has anything to do with Amway. Instead promote it as a business opportunity where one can have full financial freedom in two to five years by working part time ten to fifteen hours a week and have residual income rolling in for the rest of your life. Hook them and get them to an Amway meeting. Get the prospect in front of an Amway cult leader and they’ll do the rest of the work and reel in the prospect for you.

Here are some of the lines that we had to use to snag unsuspecting recruits. If they seem familiar I’ve used them in other posts:

  1. I know a really successful businessman who likes to help others start their own businesses. Would you like to meet him?
  2. I was wondering if you could give me your opinion on a business I’m looking at. I really value your opinion and could use your input.
  3. I’ve been spending time with some really sharp businessmen. One of them is giving a speech tomorrow night. Would you like to come and hear about the awesome business he’s involved in.
  4. How would you like to be your own boss?
  5. Have you ever thought about starting your own business?
  6. Don’t you want to be free and not punch a time clock?
  7. Are you tired of working a J.O.B. and making your boss rich?
  8. Do you ever look at other ways of making money?
  9. I’m in the process of expanding my business in the area and I’m looking for a few sharp guys who are interested in being financially free within the next two to five  years. Would you like to learn more.
  10. I work with a team of multi-millionaires developing business online with over a thousand companies. We’re looking for ambitious guys who want to create a secondary source of residual income through a proven mentorship program.
  11. Do you know anyone who might be interested in making a couple of thousand extra dollars a month working part time only 10 to 15 hours a week?
  12. Don’t you want your wife to come home from work and be there for your children?
  13. I know a really sharp businessman who has some great ideas. I can’t promise you anything but how would you like to meet him for coffee?
But then every now and then you prospect someone who asks “Is this Amway?” Gotta have some responses for that one!

  1. No its not Amway. Its World Wide Dream Builders
  2. We do sell Amway products but that’s only about 20% of what we sell. Everything else comes from over 2000 other companies most of which are Fortune 500 companies.
  3. No its not Amway. We work with Benny the Bastard who owns Benny the Bastard Enterprises out of Miami. He owns his own consumer distribution company. Maybe you’ve heard of him?
Is it just me or does anyone else wonder why our sack of shit Platinum brags about how 2000 companies can all be Fortune 500 companies???? Obviously math ain’t his strong suit! LOL! Dumb Amway fucker!

So there you go. If anyone strikes up a conversation with you and brings up any of those lines it is Amway in disguise so tell them to fuck off.


  1. A good friend of mine told me how he was prospected for Amway by someone at work. My friend was already familiar with the Amway come-on, and he asked "Is this Amway you're promoting? Because if it is, I'm not interested."

    The guy replied "No, it's not Amway."

    My friends said "Are you sure about that? Because I will not listen to anything that is connected with Amway. Am I making myself clear?"

    The guy replied "Honest -- it's not Amway. I swear it."

    Well, my friend went to the guy's house to listen to the business proposition. And sure enough, after ten minutes of talk, it became crystal-clear that this was an Amway meeting!

    My friend stormed out of the place, saying "You're a goddamned LIAR! Don't you ever approach me again about anything, either at work or outside of work!"

    When you're dealing with the kind of bare-faced lying that Amway freaks indulge in, the only thing you can do is scream at them.

    1. Anonymous - and what your friend discovered is the usual Amway sales pitch. Amway is all about lie, deny, distract and defend.

      Amway cult followers are the biggest liars around. Lie to make a buck. Pathetic losers.

      The only way you can get rid of an Amway freak is to curse them out. Ambots are prudes. Judging by all the losers who show up here to leave comments bitching about all the swearing. Its how you get rid of Ambots.

  2. Sound so mysterious and quasi business like. I think a feel good "business owner" title and other feel good addages are a big part of the attraction.

    Yet no other industry's businesses let their supplier have so much say in how they run not only their business, but also their lives. Ironically this is the very thing (apart from the fact that the one makes money, the other doesn't) that distinguishes "independent" business owners from normal business owners. For that matter, an employee's boss almost never has, and certainly shouldn't have have, so much say over an employee's life.

    1. Hi kwaaikat. Amway is very secretive and mysterious. And obviously in a bad way. That's how they scam others to sign up to their cult.

      Your boss at work probably doesn't control your life as much as the assholes in the Amway upline do. Somewhere around here we have a post about what's worse - your boss at work or your Amway cult leader.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.