Someone did a search on Google for “Amway in
Disguise” and ended up at this blog so I thought it would be a good topic.
Amway in disguise sounds like something full of
intrigue the stuff that mystery and suspense novels are made out of.
It could also describe something that is so
fucking disgusting that it must be hidden and disguised.
When we were in Amway and prospecting potential
IBO recruits we had to do our damnedest to avoid saying the A word. Deny that
it has anything to do with Amway. Instead promote it as a business opportunity
where one can have full financial freedom in two to five years by working part
time ten to fifteen hours a week and have residual income rolling in for the
rest of your life. Hook them and get them to an Amway meeting. Get the prospect
in front of an Amway cult leader and they’ll do the rest of the work and reel
in the prospect for you.
Here are some of the lines that we had to use to
snag unsuspecting recruits. If they seem familiar I’ve used them in other
posts:
- I know a really successful businessman who
likes to help others start their own businesses. Would you like to meet
him?
- I was wondering if you could give me your
opinion on a business I’m looking at. I really value your opinion and
could use your input.
- I’ve been spending time with some really
sharp businessmen. One of them is giving a speech tomorrow night. Would
you like to come and hear about the awesome business he’s involved in.
- How would you like to be your own boss?
- Have you ever thought about starting your
own business?
- Don’t you want to be free and not punch a
time clock?
- Are you tired of working a J.O.B. and
making your boss rich?
- Do you ever look at other ways of making
money?
- I’m in the process of expanding my business
in the area and I’m looking for a few sharp guys who are interested in
being financially free within the next two to five years. Would you
like to learn more.
- I work with a team of multi-millionaires
developing business online with over a thousand companies. We’re looking
for ambitious guys who want to create a secondary source of residual
income through a proven mentorship program.
- Do you know anyone who might be interested
in making a couple of thousand extra dollars a month working part time
only 10 to 15 hours a week?
- Don’t you want your wife to come home from
work and be there for your children?
- I know a really sharp businessman who has
some great ideas. I can’t promise you anything but how would you like to
meet him for coffee?
But then every now and then you prospect someone
who asks “Is this Amway?” Gotta have some responses for that one!
- No its not Amway. Its World Wide Dream
Builders
- We do sell Amway products but that’s only
about 20% of what we sell. Everything else comes from over 2000 other
companies most of which are Fortune 500 companies.
- No its not Amway. We work with Benny the
Bastard who owns Benny the Bastard Enterprises out of Miami. He owns his
own consumer distribution company. Maybe you’ve heard of him?
Is it just me or does anyone else wonder why our
sack of shit Platinum brags about how 2000 companies can all be Fortune 500
companies???? Obviously math ain’t his strong suit! LOL! Dumb Amway fucker!
So there you go. If anyone strikes up a conversation
with you and brings up any of those lines it is Amway in disguise so tell them
to fuck off.
A good friend of mine told me how he was prospected for Amway by someone at work. My friend was already familiar with the Amway come-on, and he asked "Is this Amway you're promoting? Because if it is, I'm not interested."
ReplyDeleteThe guy replied "No, it's not Amway."
My friends said "Are you sure about that? Because I will not listen to anything that is connected with Amway. Am I making myself clear?"
The guy replied "Honest -- it's not Amway. I swear it."
Well, my friend went to the guy's house to listen to the business proposition. And sure enough, after ten minutes of talk, it became crystal-clear that this was an Amway meeting!
My friend stormed out of the place, saying "You're a goddamned LIAR! Don't you ever approach me again about anything, either at work or outside of work!"
When you're dealing with the kind of bare-faced lying that Amway freaks indulge in, the only thing you can do is scream at them.
Anonymous - and what your friend discovered is the usual Amway sales pitch. Amway is all about lie, deny, distract and defend.
DeleteAmway cult followers are the biggest liars around. Lie to make a buck. Pathetic losers.
The only way you can get rid of an Amway freak is to curse them out. Ambots are prudes. Judging by all the losers who show up here to leave comments bitching about all the swearing. Its how you get rid of Ambots.
Sound so mysterious and quasi business like. I think a feel good "business owner" title and other feel good addages are a big part of the attraction.
ReplyDeleteYet no other industry's businesses let their supplier have so much say in how they run not only their business, but also their lives. Ironically this is the very thing (apart from the fact that the one makes money, the other doesn't) that distinguishes "independent" business owners from normal business owners. For that matter, an employee's boss almost never has, and certainly shouldn't have have, so much say over an employee's life.
Hi kwaaikat. Amway is very secretive and mysterious. And obviously in a bad way. That's how they scam others to sign up to their cult.
DeleteYour boss at work probably doesn't control your life as much as the assholes in the Amway upline do. Somewhere around here we have a post about what's worse - your boss at work or your Amway cult leader.