Thursday, April 13, 2017
Reverse Amway Duplication
Everyone loves Anna Banana or they wouldn’t be reading Married To An Ambot. Just think about it. Today there are over 3,600,000 blog posts written. To get your share of millions of readers you got to come up with something to attract people’s attention and not just duplicate what others are doing. At this blog we’re all about entertain as well as educate. We entertain by cursing out Amway assholes. Doesn’t everyone really want to do that. It’s kind of like punching Ronald McDonald. You don’t do it because you exercise self control but its something you think about. And who hasn’t sat in a boring Amway cult meeting thinking I just want to tell that bastard to fuck off. Well maybe not the devoted cult followers of the Great Amway God but normal people just want to curse out the lying fucker up there on the stage preaching the Amway gospel of greed.
Saying the same thing as everyone else (duplicating) doesn’t cut it anymore if you want readers to keep coming back. A few years ago when a group of us met online we wanted to do something different than the rest of the bloggers who talk about the Amway “business opportunity”. There are several people out there doing a great job of talking about how Amway is a business model set up for failure. But we noticed they’re all guys. No offence guys. You’re doing a good job. Its just the woman’s point of view wasn’t out there. No one was doing it yet. The thing is there are very few women who decide to get involved with Scamway. It’s usually their husband or boyfriend who got sucked into and they’re trying to be supportive and go along with him to meetings. But it doesn’t take long for us to realize the same bullshit is being peddled at every Amway meeting. Why do we have to go to 5 Amway cult meetings a week when the cult leaders say the same thing they said last night and the night before last and last week and two weeks ago, and last month, and well you get the picture. The Amway cult leaders duplicate what they say at every Amway cult meeting.
Women are guarders of our home and families and we sometimes have to fight off threats to our happiness and financial security but we sure were in for the fight of our lives when those fucking evil Amway bastards entered our lives.
So that in a nutshell is what we’re all about. The woman’s point of view of watching the men in our lives get ruined by Amway. We curse out the fucking assholes in our Amway upline because those dishonest lying scamming bastards deserve it. They walk around thinking their shit don’t stink and everyone should idolize them for no other reason than they’re in the Amway cult. And instead we mock the bastards. People in Amway treat the rest of the world like shit and this blog is all about slinging it right back at them and treating Ambots like shit. Of course those brainwashed Ambots miss that whole irony thing!
To get people interested in reading our blogs we have to take it up a few notches. We have to get people excited and saying yeah I remember going through that exact same thing or I wish I could call our sack of shit Platinum a fucking asshole. Make readers fall in love with reading a blog much the same way as the men in our lives fall in love with the Great Amway God.
And what is duplication in Amway. It means duplicating what the fucking assholes in your Amway upline are doing. That means buying shitty overpriced Amway products and trying to recruit others into the Amway cult who would also be forced to buy overpriced shitty Amway products. It means duplicating the fucking assholes in the Amway upline as they worship the Great Amway God. It means duplicating the fucking assholes in the Amway upline and attending all Amway cult meetings. You get the picture. Whatever the fucking assholes in the Amway upline are doing, the Ambots in the downline must duplicate and do the same thing.
This blog is reverse Amway duplication.
We have an opinion – and most readers get what that opinion is – that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes out to destroy lives. We say it in a new and different way than the guys who are blogging about Amway. We remind readers they were secretly thinking the same thing all along that they could tell the assholes in their Amway upline to fuck off.
Go ahead and scream it – yesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck off Amway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just because you’re supposed to write a certain way and just because you’re supposed to worship the Amway upline doesn’t cut it around here. We say what we think and we sure as hell don’t worship any fucking Amway assholes!
Long live reverse duplication!
Fuck off Amway!