Wednesday, June 14, 2017
Amway WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017
I can see I have my work cut out for me to find out about Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Can you believe those motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest login? To keep out bloggers like us from checking out what bullshit they’re peddling.
So if anyone knows what the current user name and password is to log in as a guest, leave a comment so we can get in and find out what top secret bullshit the Amway cult leaders will be flinging this year.
In the past Amway WWDB Family Reunion also goes by either Puryear Family Reunion held in Spokane Washington or Duncan Family Reunion held in Portland Oregon over a July weekend. Friday night is usually a trade show and the Amway brainwashing conference is held on Saturday and Sunday. It also used to start first thing in the morning preaching their bullshit Amspeak until 11pm that night and Sunday usually the brainwashing conference ended around 5pm.
There’s usually some other Amway cult sects Family Reunions floating around in the summertime but they’re top secret stuff. Ask the Amway upline for more information about it and the answer goes something like “It’s a life changing event”. “It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.” “it’s the not to be missed Amway function of the year” “By going to Family Reunion it’ll put you 6 months ahead of everyone who didn’t go”. Well that tells you sweet piss all so you can see why Amway Ambots end up at this blog desparately searching to find out what WWDB Amway Family Reunion is about.
In the past its been pretty easy for Ambots to go to both Puryear Family Reunion and Duncan Family Reunion because they’re held on different weekends in different states. How many Amway ambots need a double dose of brainwashing? It’s hard to say if Puryear Family Reunion is still going ahead due to the cult leader’s death but others in the family might be picking up the ticket sales to fatten their bank accounts.
Prices for Amway Ambots going to Family Reunion? World Wide Destructive Bastards puts together packages including one night hotel (their choice of hotel) and ticket to the Amway brainwashing conference so pay up whether or not you use the hotel! Or more than likely cram 10 other Ambots into the same room though I don’t know why they would because there doesn’t seem to be individual ticket prices to just go to the Amway brainwashing sessions. Last years prices were $340 for a single or $560 for a couple. Add $10 if you miss the early bird discount. And you don’t want to do that or you’ll be in for a shit kicking from the assholes in your Amway upline demanding you pay up NOW!!!! Apparently it also includes meals on Saturday night and Sunday morning. Amway’s idea of a meal and my idea of a meal is probably thousands of miles apart. Get ready to pick up a food bar and can of XS when you enter the room is probably what’ll happen. If they’re really generous they’ll be passing out a Nutrilite vitamin for you too but I doubt they’ll be that generous. And here I might be going out on a limb and wondering it there’ll be a meal involved at all.
For Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017 one of our readers let us know that this year’s theme will be INSPIRE. Like holy fuck! Previous years the themes have been just as cult inspriring – DREAM and BELIEVE. Some WWDB bigwig must have been INSPIRED to stop playing hotel reservationist to make extra money and just sell tickets to the brainwashing conference because this year the cost is $175 and is hosted by GL Puryear and Jim and Bobbie(?) Puryear featuring the same old tired speakers that show up every year to get a cut of the ticket sales.
The speakers are always the same old boring bastards who’ve been around forever. Hey what happened to those Diamonds Amway Ambots were bragging about who joined the ranks 2 years ago? No sign of them. Still Diamonds? Does the old guard just not want to share their piece of greed pie with the young’uns?
What happens at Amway WWDB Family Reunion? If you believe the World Wide Destructive Bastards propaganda - and only a brainwashed Ambot would! - it’s a function that may or may not include hotel accommodations and two meals – depending on the Amway cult sect - and now it might just be paying for meetings and some of the speakers will be recently qualified Platinum and Ruby IBOs who talk about the rewards of building an Amway building an Amway business. The rest of the speakers will be Diamonds who talk about the power of having a dream and believing your dream will come true if you want success in Amway. Apparently they’ll be teaching effective business methods (LOL! I guess there’s a first for everything!). All weekend (again if you believe the Amway WWDB propaganda) will be technology training, product demonstrations, and motivational videos. The last I have no doubt about. Videos. Not motivational. Just videos showing how rich Diamonds are thanks to the Amway tool scam.
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Now for what really happens at Amway Family Reunion.
And what’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2017. On Saturday they’ll be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”
And now for what happens when those ass kissing Platinums and Rubys are done…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Ambot Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material possessions that Amway the cult of greed has provided for them. Or maybe its just stuff they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it then anyone can. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the Amway cult followers.
I got two words for all you fucking Amway assholes stealing money and lying to the suckers who forked over a few hundred bucks (or maybe more than that) to attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion and pretend to teach them “effective business methods” and how they can make a difference in other people’s lives. FUCK YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and even further in debt. We don’t call WWDB World Wide Destructive BASTARDS for nothing!
Time for some keywords to draw in Amway IBO’s who are desperately searching the Internet for information because the assholes in their Amway upline don’t tell them piss all. Putting the wrong years in is intentional because Amway Ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is or just because they’re a card carrying Amway asshole that gives them the power to turn back time.
Amway Family Reunion 2017
WWDB Family Reunion 2017
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2017
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017
Puryear Amway Family Reunion 2017
Puryear WWDB Family Reunion 2017
Puryear Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2017
Puryear World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017
Duncan Amway Family Reunion 2017
Duncan WWDB Family Reunion 2017
Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2017
Duncan World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017
Amway Family Reunion 2016
WWDB Family Reunion 2016
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2016
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2016
Amway Family Reunion 2018
WWDB Family Reunion 2018
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2018
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2018
WWDB World Wide Dream Builders sucks!
Amway Family Reunion sucks!
All Amway functions suck!