Wednesday, October 11, 2017

A “Sharp” Amway IBO Finds This Blog

We all know what its like in Amway meetings where the Platinum tries to stroke everyone's ego by calling them sharp businessmen. Never sharp businesswomen at least not in the Amway meetings I went to but what else do you expect when board plans are run by a male chauvinist pig.

Here's a good laugh.

An Amway IBO hits onto this blog after doing a Google search for “need tickets to Family Reunion, Boise, Idaho”.

I mean what the hell? Has this guy been sleeping through Amway meetings for the past 3 months???? Puryear Family Reunion was in July.

If he'd been a regular reader of this blog he would have got all the information he needed.

This is not to say some enterprising IBO might still try to scam him and sell him tickets for last July’s function but you got to wonder what that guy is learning at Amway meetings. This is what happens when you recruit the village idiot!

I'm still getting hits for Puryear Family Reunion but I don't know if IBO's just fucked up on their calendar and don't realize its over or if they're now looking for reviews from attendees.

This guy who is desperate for tickets for Family Reunion in Boise almost made me laugh as much as the searcher who came to my blog after Googling “why do Igbos fight by throwing eggs at each other”!

And yes just in case anyone's still wondering I still get hits for people wanting to know how to say fuck in Igbo!


  1. "Sharp businesswoman" is reserved for the MKult recruiters. lol

    1. LOL! I'd say so cause it's more female oriented. Sharp businesswomen couldn't exist in Amway because it's a good old boys club of male chauvinist pigs! No woman shall rise in the ranks higher than a man! That's the Amway Ambot motto.


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