Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Amway Ambot Trying A New Scam?

So I get this email with the subject line: GREAT CONFIDENTIAL BUUSINESS

Seeing as how spelling doesn’t count if you work for Amway this seems like a probable Ambot alert. And there’s all this secrecy surrounding Amway like don’t say the A word. I mean people who have a legitimate business have no problem saying its name and what it does. Also when you work for Amway spelling doesn’t count. No need to know the basics of stringing a sentence together and punctuation.

Amway employee!!!!

I’ll address a couple of things in the letter first off so most people will have no idea what I mean until they read below.

Here’s the thing if someone got my impressive information they can’t address a letter to me instead of “friend”. What’s up with that amigo? The fucker should have fasted and prayed a few more days before sending me this letter to get the message from above that it would be a really bad idea to send it to me.

And forgive his indignation if this email is a surprise? You got that one backwards asshole. I’m the one who should be feeling indignation for you trying to scam me. And that’s exactly how Amway Ambots are. Ambots show up at this blog and are indignant that we’re sharing how we got scammed by Amway and the fucking assholes in our Amway upline. I’m the one who should be indignant for getting scammed and going through emotional and financial distress. And instead Amway Ambots are indignant that we share our Amway horror stories.

That bank of Africa wouldn’t be in Nigeria would it?

And you know how Amway Ambots have to ask permission from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline before doing anything? This fucker obviously needs to ask permission to turn off the caps lock button. And then turn it off. And then back on again. And then off again. Etc etc.

Mr. Sanogo can go fuck himself.

So here’s the content and lets state the obvious its no longer private/confidential LOL:

Dear Friend,


I am Mr.Ibrahim Sanogo. the Manager in charge of Auditing section Bank of Africa(B.O.A.)Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso in West Africa. Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise.AS IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO KNOW, I GOT YOUR IMPRESSIVE INFORMATION THROUGH THE INTERNET SEARCH HERE IN OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO. I FASTED AND PRAYED FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE I CONTACT YOU TO BE MY PARTNER.I have decided to contact you on a project that will be very beneficial to both of us. During our auditing in this Bank,

I came across some amount of money belonging to a deceased foreigner Mr.Andreas Schranner who died with his wife and their only daughter on July 31,2000 in a plane crash.The fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody from his relation before my discovery to this development.The said amount is U.S $12,000,000(TWELVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS). I want you to know that I never masterminded the death of the deceased fellow.

Their death occured Naturally,Please View this website:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU BEING NONE GERMAN WILL NOT POSE ANY PROBLEM FOR THE SUCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT.All the whole arrangement to lay claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased has been put in-place and directives will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit yourself to this great business opportunity.In this country as a civil servant(A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foreign account.

This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he/she will need the money to be re-transferred to on his/her request. Our Banking law stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after fifteen years, the money will be transferred into the Bank's treasury as unclaimed fund.The quest of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin. I dont want this money to go into the Bank's treasury as unclaimed Fund.Be assured that this transaction is 100% risk free.On conclusion of this Project, you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification while 60% will be for me.

Please,you are adviced to keep this a top secret as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I conclude this deal with you. I will fly down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment will be discussed.On your acceptance to be my partner, please email me for a brief discussion before we proceed.Please keep this proposal secret, even if you dont want to assist me.Send your reply to my private email address isanogo100@gmail.com

I look forward to receive your urgent reply.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.Ibrahim Sanogo.


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    Be sure to check out The Trophy Room and the Letters Archive... LOL

    1. Not everyone's a scammer comes from Nigeria. LOL. Amway Ambots are living proof!

  2. How could ANYONE fall for this imbecile fake letter from a bank in West Africa?

    1. Amway Ambots that's who! Another "business opportunity".


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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