Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Amway IBOs Brag How Amway Invented The Refund Policy

Does it ever fail to amaze you how many Amway ambots show up at this blog and probably every other “negative” Amway website they can scrounge up to brag about Amway’s refund policy?

What’s with these dumb fuck ambots leaving comments on posts that have nothing whatsoever to do with Amway’s refund policy. They do that because its all part of the life an Amway Ambot must lead as part of belonging to this cult: lie, deny, distract and defend. Typical Amway ambot distract technique when we’re talking about how Amway is scamming people and an ambot clutching a bible in one hand and furiously typing with their other hand screeches that Amway has 180 day refund policy.

Like who the fuck cares? We’re talking about one thing and then some fucking Amway asshole shows up to brag that Amway offers refunds.

Dumb fuck ambots believe everything their Amway cult leaders tell them like Amway invented the whole refund concept.

I don’t know who invented refunds. Maybe that goes back to caveman days. I do know that refund policies have been in effect for a long time before Scamway ever came along.

So why do Amway ambots make assholes out of themselves bragging about how Amway offers refunds like refunds are something no other company does and then the ambots make even bigger assholes out of themselves when its on a post that has nothing to do about refunds.

I don’t make it a habit of buying stuff with the sole thought in my head that I can return them for a refund. Over the years I’ve had to get refunds on different types of products but I’m not a serial return for refund person. Like many people I have the attitude that most of the time its more trouble than its worth to take something back and get a refund. Its easier to just put up with it or throw it out.

Most stores have return for refund policy. Its very rare for a shopkeeper not to offer a refund. Its all about making the customer happy and getting repeat business and referals. Stores offer different lengths of time for a refund. Usually 30 days from time of purchase is sufficient for people to figure out whether this is the right product for them or not. People in Amway suffer from being brainwashed and fucked in the head and just generally slow and behind others intellectually because they can’t think for themselves so it takes them much longer ie 180 days to figure out they need a refund. Or get permission from the assholes in their upline to do a refund.

Other places like the fellows selling bags of oranges on the corners and medians on La Cienega don’t offer refunds. You look through the plastic bag and make a decision before putting down your cash. And likely you wouldn’t find them again anyway even if you did go back and try to get your money back. Especially if the INS van just rolled down the street.

So how many of those Amway ambots who screech about how Amway invented refunds and how Amway is the only company in the world that offers refunds has actually tried to get a refund from their beloved employer? This falls into the category of its more trouble that its worth which is something Amway counts on. First off you have to jump through hoops with Amway’s I-don’t-give-a-fuck- department. Like the staff were filing their fingernails and we interrupted them with a phone call so they’re gonna bitch at us about why are we interrupting them with something with such low importance as a refund.

Getting past the hurdle of Amway’s less than helpful help desk aka the I-don’t-give-a-fuck- department you now have to face getting bitched at and humiliated by the fucking assholes in your Amway upline.

The thing about getting a refund from Amway is it don’t end when you get your money refunded. That PV you earned when you bought the shitty overpriced Amway product is now deducted from your brownie points collection. Refund means losing those points. And it still doesn’t stop there. All the fucking assholes in your Amway upline also lose out in that commission and go in the hole on the old PV. And that’s when the shit hits the fan. All the assholes in the Amway upline will be phoning and texting and bitching the ambot out for being such a loser to ask for a refund on Amway’s “fine high quality prestige” product. And then there will be the public humiliation at the next Amway meeting where the sack of shit cult leader running that meeting bitches out the ambot in front of everybody.

Its my guess that most of the Amway ambots who show up bragging that Amway offers refunds and no other company in the entire world does!!LOL!! has never actually tried to get a refund and if they have they neglected to tell us about the shit kicking they got from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline when everyone’s points went in the shitter. 


  1. Hey
    I am from India and believe it or not I read your blog daily twice or sometimes thrice a day
    I never joined Amway because one friend told me it research about it and when research about it your blog came & here are lots of uncensored posts I have read which not only entertain me but educated me a lot

    I tried to tell him everything which I have learned here and some other places but he never understand and start ignoring which hurt me a lot
    Your blog inspired me to start my own blog not only about Amway but also other company
    But because I haven't joined any mlm company so I had very little knowledge about it but I am starting to attended it without even joining them I will write my experience in my own blog and will exposed them fully and try to take out as many people as I can

    Thanks Anna you are wonderful I have read up to Feb 2016 and still I haven't got bored once , I am reading your blog from last 6 months or more continuously and relentlessly

    Thanks again and love you

    1. Hey Anonymous from India. I'm glad you found us! Yes you have figured out how this blog aims to please. We entertain and educate at the same time. Now not everyone thinks cursing out fucking Amway assholes is entertaining but those who love it keep coming back.

      I'm sorry to hear about your friend. The Amway cult, like all cults is all about separating the cult followers from their family and friends. These are the people who might have some influence and convince this person that Amway is a scam and not to throw away their money. You can see why scammers don't want to shut off the cash flow and that's why the cult leaders work so hard to alienate their followers from logical, rational people.

      I'll let you in on a little secret. We only have a couple of years worth of posts that we keep reposting so you go back far enough you'll recognize that some are familiar. It's the comments that are worth reading. Eventually you'll come to our most popular post in May 2013 called Is Amway Artistry Really In The Top 5. It gets 10s of thousands of views every month and there are hundreds of comments. Mostly from outraged Amway losers and it's just so fun to insult them and curse them out. Ambots are such stupid liars.

      Let us know what your blog is and we'll give it a shout out here.

  2. 180 days? Pfffft, MKult offers 1 year, 90% refund to their victims, and no time limit satisfaction guarantee to the customers of MKult victims. Way better than Scamway.

    You want amazing return policy? Check out LL Bean. No questions asked, lifetime guarantee. I sent back some 25 year old duffle bag that was faded, had a broken zipper, and one of the leather d-ring tabs had torn. They no longer make them, so they offered a equivalent current product or a refund amounting to the price of the current product - not the price paid 25 years ago, the current price! I did not like the current product; they sent out a check for almost $100!

    Beat that Scamway!

    1. Hi pinkvictim. Yeah MKult offers a better refund policy than Amway.

      What do those fucking Amway assholes have to say about THAT!

      There are some companies that offer a lifetime warranty and guarantee on their products.

      And clients probably don't have to jump through hoops to get a refund the way they have to with Scamway.


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