Monday, March 19, 2018

A Lifetime Of When In Amway The Facts Don’t Count

Here’s Ambot Betsy Bitch doing the usual Amway lie, deny, distract and defend routine. You got to read this cause I’m not going more into it than the facts don’t matter even when they’re staring you right in the face on a graph! LOL!

With everyone Trump is firing why doesn’t he aim the “you’re fired” at Ambot Betsy Bitch?

Probably due to one of the reasons mentioned in the article, the reason she got the job – wealthy donor.

We’ll see what happens this week when the bitch defends her budget. The life of an Amway Ambot: lie, deny, distract and defend.

And then usually disappear.

Disappear Bitch!

Anyway we’re not all about profiling here just bringing this up as a matter of course that when in Amway the facts don’t matter.

Everyone who’s not a brainwashed Amway Ambot knows the numbers thrown at you about how much money you’ll make in Scamway don’t add up.

Our sack of shit Platinum says Amway uses 1000 outside vendors to partner with that you can buy their stuff and get PV. And most of them are Fortune 500 companies.

500? 1000? How can most of 1000 of anything equal 500? If he’d said about half of those 1000 companies are on the Fortune 500 list that might have made slightly better mathematical sense. I don’t know how many companies Amway partners with are actually in the Fortune 500 list, which does alter who stays and who goes from time to time!

I’m more interested in the S&P 500 but then I have a different point of view than an Amway Ambot on what “investing” means. One of us likes to invest in the stock market and the other likes to “invest” in stockpiling shitty overpriced Amway products – some or none might be bought from Fortune 500 companies. LOL!

Another thing about the other companies that an Ambot can click on an affiliate link from Amway’s website to purchase has very low PV. The fucking assholes in the Amway upline order the Ambots what things they should be buying for best bang for the PV buck. The list usually includes Nutrilite vitamins and Amway drinks and food bars. Not the 1000 companies on the Fortune 500 list.

The biggest Amway bullshit when the facts don’t count has to do with compensation. You know how you start off by eating one shitty Amway food bar and one Amway piss water daily and then you sign up 2 people who can duplicate you and do that too. And they sign up 2 people and they sign up 2 people and so on and so on. And in 6 months you’ll be making tens of thousands of dollars. And can you imagine how much money you’d make if you signed up 6 people and they signed up 6 people and on and on and all of you eat shit food bars and drink piss water. In 2 to 5 years you’ll all have bazillions of dollars rolling in from Amway every month for the rest of your lives while you sit back and do nothing except walk the beaches of the world.

Look at the small print on Amway’s brochures where they show compensation and you’ll notice that only a tiny fraction of 1% of all participants make money in Amway. Flip it around. That means over 99% of IBOs will not make money.

Ever try to point that out to an Amway Ambot? That the odds are greatly stacked against them to get rich in Amway? Then they blabber off some bullshit that Amway has to put something down on the paper so someone just pulled those numbers out of their ass. So what you’re saying is Amway is lying on the brochures? That’s fraud! Report them. Then watch the Ambot back pedal out of that one.

Here’s the thing. If anyone is trying to scam you they’re probably over inflating the numbers. Amway head office would have put a much high percentage there except they know that’ll be fraud and get them into more legal hot water.

When you go to an Amway cult meeting the cult leaders are all bragging about how much money they make and how you can make all that money too.

And if you dare to say to the fucking assholes in your Amway upline that the numbers just don’t seem to add up and ask for a better explanation on the compensation on “the business” plan the Amway cult leader will screech at you to “never question upline!!!!!”

One of the biggest when the facts don’t count bullshit: How would you like to make an extra $2000 (or any higher number) a month working part time 10 to 15 hours a week?

When you're in Amway the facts don’t matter.

And apparently if you’re an Amway Ambot you bring that slogan to the rest of your daily life.

Words to live by when you’re an Amway Ambot.

What color is the grass you're standing on? Orange says the Ambot.

Even when the facts are staring you straight in the face the Ambot must lie, deny, distract and defend.

The facts don’t count.


  1. "When the dream is big enough, the facts don't matter" LOL

    I remember an Ambot bragging that his upline diamond made more money taking a crap in the morning than the Amway critics make in a year. I offered to accept the wager and I think I offered to bet $10K. I told the Ambot that if his upline earned 5 million bucks a year (unlikely) then his upline earned about $416K per month. 416K divided by 720 hours in a month is $577.

    So if his upline spent a full hour taking a crap in the morning, he would earn $577 assuming he even made 5 million a year.

    Still wanna bet that I make more than $577 a year? The Ambot disappeared after that.

    1. LOL Joecool. That is too funny! That’s just one of these weird things that Amway Ambots brag about - how much money their Amway cult leaders make taking a shit.

      Yeah I’d have liked to get in on that betting action myself! Surely $10,000 would be chump change to a big important Amway “business owner” who’s always bragging that business is going great.

  2. If your Amway up-line needs a full hour to take a crap in the morning, he must really be full of shit.

    1. LOL! The fucking assholes in the Amway upline are full of shit in more ways than one! LOL!


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