Sunday, April 1, 2018
How Many Amway Losers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
Who is seeking an answer to that burning question?
How many Amway Ambots does it take to change a lightbulb?
The entire “team”!
A lowly newly recruited IBO who still has enough room on his credit card to buy an overpriced piece of shit Amway lightbulb.
Another lowly newly recruited IBO who will be sent up the ladder first to wash down the area. Free IBO slave labor!
Another lowly newly recruited IBO who has been assigned to provide refreshments - XS cat piss water and shitty Amway food bars.
5 IBOs who have been assigned to be a committee to figure out what to do with the old lightbulb.
Another 5 IBO’s who have been assigned to pray that the spirit of darkness has not descended upon this home to spread negativity.
The Eagle who asks permission from the Platinum if they are allowed to change the lightbulb.
Someone from crossline who is a specialist in changing lightbulbs but first permission must be granted from the Emerald for him to fraternize with the crossline enemy team.
The crossline’s Platinum who is only showing up to ensure no MLM espionage is going on here.
The ambot’s Platinum who shows up to whine and bitch that he could be spending time with his family and instead he is here to “help” his downline and “bless” the lightbulb once its installed.
The Emerald who shows up to tell all of them he doesn’t believe in change.
The Diamond shows up to sell motivational books on how to get it done.
One negative dream stealer who claims its a mathematical probability that it can’t be done.
You know all they had to do was find one woman who could do the work of 20 men. Who would then point out the blatantly obvious that the light isn’t even burned out it just needed to be screwed into its socket a little tighter! And then point out the even more blatantly obvious that there were already extra lightbulbs in the cupboard that were stocked up the last time there was a sale at Lowe’s so they didn’t even need to go out and buy those expensive shitty bulbs from Amway!