Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Lack Of Money And Lack Of Time Is The Amway Ambot Lifestyle

I saw something on the news it must have been a travel segment and it said something to the effect that the two reasons people don’t travel is because of a lack of money or a lack of time. People usually have one or the other but not necessarily both time and money at the same time.

Unless you’re a lying scamming Amway Ambot trying to sucker a prospect and saying if you join Amway  in 2 to 5 years you’ll have bazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month and you’ll never have to work again and all you do forever and ever is walk the beaches of the world.


When you’re inside the Amway cult you have neither the time nor the money to travel because both of these things or decisions involving these things belong to your Amway cult leader. Amway costs about $500 to $700/month for “serious business builders” maybe more. That’s factoring in a minimum quota of buying 100PV around $300 in shitty overpriced Amway products every month just to earn a $10 commission. Then you pay $50/month membership to the Amway cult sect you joined, buy dumb ass books and CD’s, buy tickets to listen to a bunch of fucking lying scamming Amway cult leaders preach the gospel of the Great Amway God, and if there’s a Scamway function that month hundreds more to buy tickets and get there and hotel and food, etc.

With all the above expenses plus whatever your monthly living expenses are, there won’t be any leftover money. And if there is and you’re dumb enough to brag about that extra money to the fucking assholes in your Amway upline you’ll be ordered to invest it back in your “business” in other words stockpile more shitty overpriced Amway products in your garage.

Lack of money is a given when you’re an Ambot inside the Amway cult.

What about time? Any extra time on your hands? Well that answer might depend on whether you got fired from your job because you spent too much time doing Amway business on the company’s dime instead of getting your own work done. I saw a lot of Ambots get fired when we were inside the Amway cult. And then it becomes even more problematic if the Ambot has no income he can’t afford to tithe the Great Amway God and probably has to quit the Amway cult because he can’t afford it no more so maybe getting fired wasn’t such a bad thing if it’s a wake up call that Amway is a scam.

But for a minute let’s leave out all Ambots who don’t work a normal 9-5 job because most have to work a job to afford their expensive Amway drug habit. Once work’s over they got less than 3 hours to do whatever they need to do before busting ass to get to the 8pm Amway meeting and most of those Amway losers show up closer to 7 to prove that they’re “serious business builders”. If they’re lucky they might get out of the Amway cult meeting around 11pm but they’re probably not that lucky because a night owl or a nuts and bolts session or whatever those Amway losers call it these days starts almost immediately afterward. The short break is to let prospects get the hell out of there because occasionally one or two people got suckered into an Amway meeting. Ambot getting home around 1 or 2 in the morning and then doing it all over again the next day is more likely.

Amway ties up your time! All your time so you can’t do anything else except pledge your love and devotion to the fucking assholes in your Amway upline and gush about overpriced shitty products.


So there you go. Amway Ambots have a lack of time and money because these things belong to their Amway cult leader.


  1. One of the things I didn't like in Amway/WWDB was the control. I don't like being controlled. I don't think many people do. I felt like I had to explain myself, even seeing a friend or doing another non-Amway get together was cause for derision. So fucked up. So glad I'm out.

    1. Glad you're out of it...when you're in Amway, you never have time on your own there's no time for yourself. I have leisure time with my family and do what ever I want for free while saving up all these years. I bet you some of these ambots will be envious of you, but won't show it.

    2. Anonymous- Amway cult leaders and any of those losers in the Amway Upline are all control freaks. Bunch of fucking assholes are crosses between Hitler and Jim Jones.

  2. Anna,

    Amway should sell koolaid laced with drugs and can call it Amkool!

    Yes with Amkool we shall keep the Amfantasy going forever and along with seminars and rallies and books and tapes he he!

    Tools for success!


    1. KMB -Amway might already be doing this but instead of calling it Amkool they call it XS!

    2. This XS drinks are too difficult to drink, I mean compared it to like Monsters and Red bull, these XS drinks of theirs often given me more headaches and stomach aches like I need to hit the can. I'm serious that I can't even finish the entire energy can by itself not even once.

    3. Anonymous - I don't drink energy drinks and XS was nasty to drink. Like a combination of what you imagine cat piss to taste like and the worst cough medicine out there.

      The fucking assholes in the Amway upline said XS is the best energy drink out there.

      Now what if just this once they weren't lying.

      Scared the hell out of me. If Amway cat piss XS is the best out there I sure don't want to try any other energy drink that tastes worse!


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