Get Your Order of Importance Right!

At every Amway meeting our sack of shit Platinum told us about his life and used a white board to show us his list and where everything stood in his order of importance. Like he expected all of us to “duplicate” him. His list didn't go over too well with the satanists in attendance! Here is his list of life’s order of importance:

1. God

2. Wife

3. Family

4. Job

5. Amway

Yeah well I can tell you I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be married to some lousy bastard who can’t put me number one his list. Fuck you and I am outta here!

Didn’t matter anyway. The sack of shit Platinum never followed his own list.

At every cult meeting he whined and bitched at us about how he was giving up time with his wife and kids to tell us about Amway. OK. Lets look at that list. Wife and family seem to be a couple of notches higher up on the list than Amway. So is he a fucking liar putting Amway ahead of his wife and kids who he’s bitching about not spending time with? Or is he just a fucking lying arrogant sack of shit? YES and YES!

And he should whine and bitch! Big deal. I was taking time away from my family and things I’d rather be doing to show up at his Amway cult meeting and listen to him lie and spout off his bullshit.

Every meeting the Platinum said the same fucking thing about his list of 5 of which Amway is last on the list. Fucking asshole can’t even follow his own list! Lying sack of shit. Amway is really number 1 or 2 on his list. I say that because he was hyper religious. The old Jim Jones influence. Or reincarnation. I can’t say for sure if God or Amway was number one on his list though I’m leaning to Amway no matter how hard that liar would deny it.

Both me and the sack of shit Platinum are stuck at the same Amway cult meeting. Both of us have the same bad attitude that we didn’t want to be wasting our time at the Amway meeting when we’d rather be spending time with our family or more important interests. Odd. The only thing that fucking asshole and I ever agreed on.

The real question was which one of us was going to do something about it?

I might not be arrogant enough to have a list or if I do its not one I put in writing. I also would not be inclined to use his list at all but using his ammunition against him I take his fucking list of order of importance and I put my life in order and put myself and family ahead of Amway. Holy shit did that ever make me the evil person because I no longer attended cult meetings and Amway was not number one on my list. Never had been anyway. Amway was so low down there it needs a high powered telescope just to see the last item on my list!

Of course I don’t give a flying fuck what a bunch of people I don’t like think about me.

When it comes to evil - those cult followers need to be pointing their fingers back at themselves. The real evil dangerous person in this crowd is the Amway cult leader - the pompous sack of shit Platinum.

The upline's order of importance

Every Amway meeting that we attended where our upline platinum was the speaker we heard the same list over and over about his life and where everything stood in his order of importance. Here's his list in the order he gave it:

1. God
2. Wife
3. Family
4. Job
5. Amway

I'm sure everyone can look at his Amway order of importance list and say that's about right, that's a good plan to adhere to. If he actually followed his own list.

However at every Amway meeting we attended he would complain and bitch at us that he was giving up time with his wife and kids to come to this meeting and talk to us.

So? Big deal! I was taking time away from my family too just to show up at his Amway meeting and listen to him spout off his bullshit.

OK. Let's go back and look at his list. His wife and kids have the number 2 and 3 spots in his life's order of importance. Amway is down there at number 5.

What? Is he a fucking hypocrite? He can't even follow his own guidelines. The truth is Amway is really either number 1 or 2 on his list. Actually I'd say number 2. He was very religious and did nothing business related on Sunday. Church and family only. No Amway business.

So here we were at the same Amway meeting. Two of us with the same bad attitude that we didn't want to be wasting our time at the Amway meeting when we'd rather be spending time with our family. Which one of us was going to do something about it?

I finally put my life in order according to his order of importance and all of a sudden I'm an evil person who no longer attends meetings because I don't put Amway out of order according to that list.

Like I really give a flying fuck what a bunch of people I don't like think of me. I know who the real evil, dangerous person is here: the cult leader. The pompous sack of shit Platinum.