Liz says: I got talked into
trying Amway’s Healthpointe 2.0 program for weightloss. Stupid, stupid, stupid!
They get you to buy the program (“You can’t put a price on your health!”) for
about $80AU but I didn’t realise how much it was really going to cost me until
I went shopping for the basic recommended stuff and walked out of the Amway
Business Centre with an extra $600 charge to my credit card. And that was just
for 4 weeks supply (of a 6-8 week program), not including the meat, fruit,
veggies and other groceries for the meals that you won’t replace with a protein
bar or protein drink. (Oh but I racked up a lot of PV’s for it, much to the
delight of my upline. BTW I only got like a $24 cheque back for all that, yay!)
As for the program itself, I was totally committed to making it work because it
was so damned expensive! I could have paid a whole year’s gym membership for
that money. Unfortunately, despite all my determination (and all that money) I
gained 5kg then lost 4kg of it over the 2 months on the program. I consider it
a big fail... but lesson learnt.
We’ve touched on Amway’s diet plan a few times in the past, mostly to poke fun
at the speakers on the stage who are walking advertisements Trim does not work
so I thought I’d take a closer look at it. Amway changed the name to Body Key
by Nutrilite. So call it any name you want. Amway’s diet/weight loss program
seems to have the same success rate that Amway IBO’s who actually make money do
– less than 1% success rate.
Ambot’s sponsor Captain Fuck Up claimed to be on Trim and was losing weight so
Ambot decided to try it. Or more accurately, buy it but not try it. I found
this Amway Trim Advantage binder way up high in the cupboard behind where I
store spare cookie tins. I doubt Ambot ever opened it. It has several sections
in there - Meal Plans, Recipes, Exercises. At the back is a CD. Like we need
another fucking Amway CD! Its called the Trim Advantage Body System. Never
opened. Can we get a refund? Unlikely. Into the garbage it goes, the best place
for Amway shit unless its being flushed down the toilet but this was too big.
This is just another example of Amway’s scam products that Ambots are pressured
to buy whether they have any use for them or not. In many cases it’s not something
that was normally purchased before being recruited into the Amway cult. We had
tons of unused and unopened Amway shit just like every other Amway loser out
there.
There’s an introduction letter at the front of the binder’s contents and then a
commitment to optimal health “contract” that the IBO is supposed to sign. And
here I say IBO because its unlikely that a person who was not an IBO would
spend the hundreds of dollars needed to get going on the Trim Advantage diet
plan. Cheaper to sign up with just about any other diet plan or gym and get
personal support. What do you do with the contract after you sign it. Give it
to your upline Platinum so he can mock you in board plan meetings if you’re not
losing weight?
Right behind the commitment contract is a page titled “Plan Ahead” with the
Amway products you need to stock up on. Nutrilite Vitamins:
(prices from when this post
originally run so you can bet Amway has jacked them up)
CLA 500 - $80 (prices rounded to nearest dollar, prices have probably increased
for everything listed here!)
ProDigest - I can’t find it on Amway’s web site so I don’t know if the
name changed or if the product was discontinued - last known cost $60.
Chromemate - As above, can’t find it - last known cost $45
Digestive Enzyme Complex - $50
Below that a paragraph that says “Keep Your Commitment - Stock Up on Favorites”:
Trim advantage Protein Bars
Chocolate Delight - $25
Mixed Berry Smoothie - $20
Nutrilite Protein Powder - $30
I looked on Amway’s website to find this binder thing that we have in the house
and the big thing I discovered was that Amway has changed the name from Trim.
The diet plan is now called Nutrilite Weight Management Program. I found their
Better Balancer Program kit which I believe may be similar to what Ambot
purchased a few years ago. It costs $250. I seem to recall Ambot paid over $200
for the system and in addition to this binder full of “important” information
it included a box of food bars and meal replacement powdered drink.
So just to get started buying all of the above plus that binder and CD’s – over
$500. Wow!
Now lets check out the Amway meal plan in the binder. The first few pages talk
about dieting stuff that you can find for free in the library or on the
Internet such as drink water, serve meals on smaller plates, choose low fat
products when grocery shopping, etc.
Let’s look at Day 1 meal plan:
Breakfast: Trim Body System Berry Vanilla Shake. I won’t give the whole recipe
but the Amway product needed to make it is Nutrilite Protein Powder ($30) which
may have already been purchased if you followed the above rules and stocked up.
Snack: 1 bag Trim Advantage Crunch Zone Snack Chips. Can’t find it on their web
page but if I recall correctly it came in a box and had 2 different flavors and
cost around $60 and this was for like 10 bags of chips in each flavor – same
size bags as you’d find in a vending machine. At this snack time you also get a
cup of vegetable juice. Horror of horrors. You need to go to the grocery store
for that one because they’re not slinging an Amway product.
Lunch: Apple and cheddar salad. There’s a recipe. No Amway products. Sucks to
have to go to the grocery store again!
Snack - Trim Advantage Meal Replacement Bar - $25 for a box.
Dinner - Beef Stir Fry - there’s a recipe, no Amway products. 2/3 cup Uncle Ben’s
instant whole grain brown rice, 1 cup skim milk.
That’s over $100 of Amway products to have on hand just for Day 1. I won’t bore
you with the rest of the week. Does anyone wonder if Uncle Ben is getting a
kick back from Uncle Dickie?
Does anyone else see a problem here besides the cost? What about at least 5
fruits and vegetables a day? Let’s throw that out the window, though there is
about 3 servings in their recipes for lunch and dinner. Oh wait. What the hell
do you need to eat fruit and vegetables for? Amway has a vitamin for that. $40.
Obviously this is a ploy by Amway to sell more overpriced products to IBO’s who
feel they need to lose weight.
Amway is hardly the only company out there to flog a scam diet system using
their products that customers have to buy.
There are lots of diet programs out there ranging from fees to use the program
to purchasing the program’s meals and supplements. It looks like Amway’s plan
is the most expensive for what you get. It offers no support, no individual
counselling (ha ha counsel with upline!), no discussion forums, nothing. Just
pay your money, buy the overpriced shit, and hope for the best.
Yup just another scam diet program run by scammers.
Lesson learned here? The only thing you’ll lose on the Amway diet plan is
your money.
And one of our readers wants to add:
The fact that Amway keeps on changing the names of its
dietary products is a big red flag.
Why change from “Trim” to “Nutrilite Weight Management Program?” The only
purpose here is to confuse the buyer, and to make him think that he’s getting
something different from what he bought before.
Amway’s entire purpose isn’t health or weight loss at all! The purpose is to
move as much generic and ineffective shit as possible, and to stick your
down-line with it.
The other red flag is that all of this junk comes with a ton of printed
material and directions. What a scam! The ton of paper is to make silly people
think that all of this Amway crap is “scientific” and “well-researched” and “backed
up by doctors.”
It isn’t at all. Amway dietary products are just cheap, crappy, overpriced
generic shit.
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