This has got to be one of the
more weirder search criteria that snagged an Amway ambot to this blog: “Amway
product to stop sperm leaking”.
Oh you know women just hate that! LOL!!!
And women are probably going to find this topic a whole lot more funny than
men!
Well I could go on and give my thoughts on this guy’s problem but I decided to
make some sort of attempt of keeping this post reasonably clean.
And by clean I don’t mean my language. I mean clean in that I don’t really want
to talk about male bodily functions! Men are gross enough as it is without me
detailing the bathroom terms. All married women get this one!
Instead of asking the all knowledgeable expert assholes in his Amway upline -
he hits the Internet. If I could keep a straight face I’d ask an ambot myself.
In fact maybe I’ll save this little gem to ask the next Amway asshole who
badgers me about the overpriced shitty product he sells what he’s flogging to
make the sperm stop leaking. Be interesting to see what answer I get! Some
rotten ambot is gonna be sorry he tried to prospect me!
Amway ambots are liars. They sell snake oil. For anything that ails you they
will tell you they have an Amway product that will cure you or help you feel
better.
If this ambot asks his upline to recommend an Amway product to stop the leaking
sperm he will likely be told to buy Double X because its good for sex. In fact
buy just about every Amway Nutrilite vitamin available for sell. Combined
they’ll do the trick. He’ll be told to buy Perfect Water and buy those twist
tubes to mix with the water. And drink lots of XS piss water and eat plenty of
shitty Amway food bars.
Ka ching ka ching ka ching. Spend at least $1000 buying all these Amway snake
oil products and see if it gets you the results you need.
And if they don’t work the upline will blame him that he’s doing something
wrong. He’s not taking the product correctly. The old blame the victim scam.
For fuck’s sake guy! Talk to your doctor! Don’t go around buying shitty
overpriced Amway products that ain’t gonna do piss all good for you!
But thanks for giving us an unusual topic post and a subject that I can
embarrass the next ambot about!
Monday, May 16, 2022
Amway Product To Stop Sperm Leaking
4 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.
This absurd search simply proves that people in Amway believe that there are Amway products for EVERYTHING, and that the products are miraculously effective.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Amway doesn't make a product for curing stupidity. I'm sure that IBOs would snap it up quickly, and self-consume it. But then they would quit the Amway racket.
Anonymous - you're right. Brainwashed Amway Ambots believe there is an Amway product out there for everything. Take two snake oil tablets and call Dr. Quack in the morning.
DeleteLOL right again. Amway should sell a product to cure stupidity. LOL! But then all the participants in the Amway pyramid scheme would wisen up and quit.
"Sperm leaking"? What the hell is that? When sperm leaves a man's body -- believe me! -- he KNOWS it! There isn't any goddamed "leak." It's an explosion.
ReplyDeleteLOL Anonymous. Ambots have all kinds of problems don't they? LOL!
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