My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Monday, May 2, 2011
Pricing Yourself Out of Business
13 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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I lost it on the 'old heave-ho.' That was a good one, Anna.
ReplyDeleteI am so happy not building amway anymore. The weight off my back is indescribable.
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Its such a wonderful feeling not being part of Amway anymore. The stress and tension have gone.
ReplyDeleteFor bloody sakes i can go eating at a ritzy fine dining restaurant once a week and probably not spend 500-700 a month. Or take a few days off a month just to chill out with my friend and do nothing.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, Colin.
ReplyDelete500-700/mo. would be a significant 401(k) deposit.
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After the credit card was maxed out that was also the minimum monthly payment.
ReplyDeleteThat money could have gone towards a mortgage on another investment house.
"After the credit card was maxed out that was also the minimum monthly payment."
ReplyDeleteYou got me with this one LOL!
Collin/AnnaB - agreed it's a very liberating feeling just hanging out with friends without thinking how i am going to pitch amroid "business" to them.
Its nice meeting new people and striking up normal conversations without the ulterior motive of prospecting them ino Amway.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. A normal conversation. We didn't know how good we had it until we had to start pitching something.
ReplyDeleteIt's the same with every mlm. I've been in several and it's all exactly the same. As soon as you sign up, the hunt begins.
Gads, I hated it.
Now I go out an it's pure bliss just to 'be.'
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CASSETTE TAPE... You look like a real go getter. I have a business acquaintance expanding into the area and is looking to make a few people Millionaires. He's only looking for a few good people, I might be able to get you in front of him. bla bla bla. Everywhere we went we were sizing people up, making conversation with only one goal. It is and has been pure bliss to converse with people without any warped arterial motive.
ReplyDelete***Former WWDB Lemming***
Our upline were looking for "sharp" business people not good ones.
ReplyDeleteThey were warped all right!
Anna, the worst lie i heard was diamonds talking about not cashing their paycheques for 4-6 months. They cash their paycheques when they turn emerald or diamond. Just to screw up the employers payroll. There's no logic to this scam and people continue to buy overpriced junk.
ReplyDeleteHa ha had to laugh at that. Holding on to checks for a few months before cashing just to screw up the company/person who wrote it. Brought back memories of 20 years ago when I worked in an accounting department and had to reconcile thousands of checks each month. Well maybe not the cancelled ones. Had to figure out which ones hadn't cleared yet! Couldn't close out the month until they were all accounted for.
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ReplyDeleteIt's amazing that we have never been prospected since 1995.- us being so 'sharp' and all.
And amway's all the rage, right?
The diamonds used to say how tough it was to get people in the southwest to work. It was so insulting. How are we different than any other part of the country?
Do they think we still get around in covered wagons, too? Drive the herds to market? Use a matati to grind our corn? Use smoke signals to communicate? What, we're still hunting Geronimo? Using ancient trade routes with the Incas? We're building our houses with adobe bricks we make by hand? Spend our evenings cleaning our weapons and watching for Indian raids (I'm part Indian)? Waiting for Pa to come back from his yearly peace-pipe-smoking-ritual with the Hopis ?
One of these days we'll get paved roads. You just watch.
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We had an upline fly in one time and when he got off the plane he said (I'm not kidding), "Wow, I can still feel the heat from the jet engines."
Um, no that's the outdoor temperature. He couldn't believe it.