Thursday, June 16, 2011

Dragging Our Asses to Amway WWDB Family Reunion!

The first Amway WWDB function that Ambot attended was Family Reunion. I did not go with him. I don’t remember why not. Doesn’t matter. Anytime I can escape an Amway function its a good thing.

The second Family Reunion I did go. I really don’t remember much about the event itself. The journey and events leading up to Family Reunion was more memorable. The upline were riding our asses to go to Family Reunion. The huge event of the year. Yeah, weren’t they all! It didn’t take much to convince Ambot because the brainwashing was well ingrained.

All serious business builders must attend Family Reunion. This is how the upline knows if you’re a serious business builder or not. If you don’t attend they won’t work with you. We could have stayed at home, saved our money, and those bastards would not have worked with us. Hmm, I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of Amway policy. Somewhere in Amway’s procedures it says purchasing tools and attending functions is voluntary and if you don’t purchase them your upline is still obligated to work with you. Our upline were a bunch of fucking assholes and very comfortable breaking Amway’s rules. I mean what was going to happen to them? Its not like the people at Amway’s head office gives a shit. As long as the money keeps rolling in and the brainwashed ambots keep buying their overpriced shit, they’ll look the other way.

Ambot was all pumped about Family Reunion coming up in July and blabbed about it to everyone. A normal person when they hear the words family reunion thinks of a get together with siblings, parents, aunts, uncles, cousins, and other extended family. Like real blood relatives all coming from the same ancestry. But no. The Amway WWDB Family Reunion was with unrelated people he’d never met before who promised to be his new, better family.

We were set to leave on Friday morning with our sponsor Captain Fuck Up and his wife around 10am. To make a long story short their babysitter was delayed and they couldn’t leave until mid afternoon so Ambot decided to leave without them and they would drive up later in their clunker.
Actually I’m quite happy because I can’t stand Captain Fuck Up and enduring an all day drive with that arrogant prick would be cruel and unusual punishment.

A few hours into our drive Captain Fuck Up phones to say he can't find his money he took out of the bank the day before or whenever. He can’t leave for Family Reunion. Captain Fuck Up must have phoned at least 20 times during the next 4 hours and in one of the calls he suggested he might have left his money at our house. Seeing as how Captain Fuck Up was speaking to Ambot and not me I don't know if he was demanding we turn around and return home to check our house for his money. Or that he would come down if we'd give him money. After all he was our upline which according to Ambot meant we had to lick his asshole and do anything else he asked. If he did order us to drive home Ambot didn’t tell me because he knew I’d be really pissed off. Like I need any more excuses to despise this fucking asshole. Also if I drove home I was staying there!

Captain Fuck Up’s money has never been located, in our house or elsewhere.


  1. More than likely you will not post this comment. The only point of taking my time to write it is to hope beyond hope that you can open your mind. I apologize that you are so negative about the Amway opportunity and feel the need to trash it online. I will not argue that the business World Wide Dream Builders builds is out of the ordinary, and hope you and your husband found something that will help you. Personally, I am an IBO and as you said "serious business-builder." I do not expect my downline to kiss my butt in any way shape or form. Only to do what they have said and remain unaccountable. If World Wide is a cult(the World Wide system really wasn't created by Amway) then I am quite happy that I am a part of the best cult I've ever seen. Culture is actually derived from the word cult and World Wide has created a culture that has built more multi-millionaires and helped more people than any I have ever heard of. If you have found something that has done more to help people move their lives forward please respond to this post and I would be happy to take a look into it. If WWDB brainwashes me, then I am quite happy that it brainwashes me into making money and improving my life. Personally, if I wasn't brainwashed by WWDB then I would be brainwashed by either a sex-hungry, divorce ridden society or by a college system that had opposing views to my own before I even knew about either WWDB or Amway. Also, any of your many negatives about Amway or WWDB I would be happy to explain where they originated from. So far though, I have not seen any evidence based on fact. Only on negative experience from an originally negative bias.

    1. Hi Anobymous. No problem with what you wrote. Geez I have Amway ambots showing up here name calling and swearing at me and we still OK their comments. Your post would have to be really fucking creepy or an Amway troublemaker for the comment moderator to delete it. No one checks comments on weekends so it might take a couple of days to appear. Why would you need to apologize that my Amway upline are a bunch of assholes and I choose to trash the bastards on my blog. If Amway and WWDB get drawn into the fire so be it because they do fuck all about complaints of abuse. I have countless readers leaving comments they experienced the same thing so my experience is not unique. Why would you expect anyone to be accountable to you? What the hell for? To make sure they're buying enough Amway shit so you can get your commission. That's fucking creepy and you don't think that's cult behavior trying to control other people? And I've been in enough Amway meetings and teachings where the bullshit is taught about how to twist the facts and convince others they're wrong about Amway. Don't need to go through it again. Nice try trying to say culture and cult are the same thing. Typical Ambot. And why are you so freaking paranoid schizoid about anything you think is negative? Open your eyes and get out of Amway and maybe you'll discover the difference between negative and truth.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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