We were set to leave on Friday morning with our sponsor Captain Fuck Up and his wife around 10am. To make a long story short their babysitter was delayed and they couldn’t leave until mid afternoon so Ambot decided to leave without them and they would drive up later in their clunker.
A few hours into our drive Captain Fuck Up phones to say he can't find his money he took out of the bank the day before or whenever. He can’t leave for Family Reunion. Captain Fuck Up must have phoned at least 20 times during the next 4 hours and in one of the calls he suggested he might have left his money at our house. Seeing as how Captain Fuck Up was speaking to Ambot and not me I don't know if he was demanding we turn around and return home to check our house for his money. Or that he would come down if we'd give him money. After all he was our upline which according to Ambot meant we had to lick his asshole and do anything else he asked. If he did order us to drive home Ambot didn’t tell me because he knew I’d be really pissed off. Like I need any more excuses to despise this fucking asshole. Also if I drove home I was staying there!