Amway’s “Proven” System

I joined a retired businessman for lunch the other day and we got to talking about how nobody operates their business the same way. Take a gas station for instance. Some of them are open 24 hours. Others open at 6am and close at 10pm. Some gas stations have grocery stores, coffee, and fresh baked snacks available. Others just sell oil and car products and have a mechanic on site. Two people could run a similar business very differently. That’s not to say one is wrong and the other is right. They just have different business plans and different ways of doing business.

At every Amway meeting I attended the sack of shit Platinum would brag about Amway’s “proven” system. The old guard had blazed the trail for new IBO’s. They’d made the mistakes. The knew what worked. All we had to do was follow their “proven” system and we’d all succeed in Amway and be bazillionaires like the Diamonds.

Amway’s “proven” system is a system set up for failure. 99% of IBO’s do not make money in Amway. Most quit Amway within a couple of years - there’s only so long you can go into debt and keep losing money. 99% failure rate. Yup that’s a “proven” system for sure!

So what were some of the things this “proven” Amway system consisted of?

1. Duplicate your upline. - Yup that’s a good one seeing as how most of the people in our upline didn’t own their own homes and were renters we really want to step back in life and our lifestyle and become renters too. Good one. Mostly duplicating your upline meant attaching yourself to their ass, going where they went, observing, and doing what they do. Fuck that. Nobody in our upline was going places I wanted to go. Namely the poorhouse.

2. Submit to upline. In other words become a brainwashed slave and do whatever they tell you to do. Scrub their kitchen floor. Mow their lawn.

3. Buy at least 100 PV of Amway products each month. Cha ching. $300 minimum. Most ambots buy more than that.

4. Attend all Amway meetings. Gotta keep with the brainwashed flock and spend all your time with them. Brainwash patrol! Can’t spend free time with friends and family the way you used to because they might knock some sense into you and tell you to get out of this pyramid scheme. Cost for Amway meetings fluctuates. For living room board plans at someone’s house usually free. For other Amway meetings $10 to $25 to buy a ticket to get in.

5. Buy Premier Membership to WWDB. That’ll cost $50/month. Very important because well shit I don’t know why it was important. It gives you a web portal to your own Amway shopping page so you can refer customers to go directly there and buy Scamway products. You can also access their web page to buy tickets to major Amway functions and hotel rooms. You also get a small deduction buying Amway books and CD’s. You can also view your Amway statements from here too I think. There is also a calendar and contact list so you can keep track of your customers and events. The problem is if you put any customer information in here WWDB spams them. Is this worth $50? Hell no! But it is part of Amway’s “proven” system.

6. Sign up for Communikate. Cha ching. About $35/month. Dumb ass voice mail system. Every ambot is packing a cell phone that probably has this kind of feature as part of their plan. Those dumb fucks have been brainwashed to believe that Communikate is a personal assistant. Yeah bring me a Pepsi! Personal assistant gotta be good for something.

7. Attend all major Amway functions. Cha ching cha ching. Tickets, transportation, hotel, food. Plan on about $1000/couple depending on how far you have to travel and if you’re driving or flying. Maybe double it. How about skipping this “proven” system. Its just a bullshit brainwashing session where these Amway assholes gloat about their riches and don’t give any useful information about how to make money in Amway. That’s because its a scam! Very few scammers are good enough to climb to the top of the pyramid!

8. Listen to at least 15 minutes of an Amway CD every day all the better for brainwashing! Also read at least 15 minutes of an Amway recommended book daily. That’ll set back most ambots at least $25/week.

9. Show the Amway board plan at least twice a day to new prospects. Yeah good luck with that. Most prospects will tell you they’re not interested when they hear its Amway. Others will tell you to fuck off. Its very difficult to find people who will take time to listen to the plan.

10. Bring a new prospect every week to an Amway meeting. People will tell you they’ll come to the meeting just to get you off their back but at showtime they’re nowhere in sight. Stood up! Get used to it if you’re in Amway. Sane people don’t want to listen to some lying scamming piece of shit Amway cult leader for two or three hours. They especially are pissed off if they’re lied to ahead of time and told the meeting is only an hour. Its just about impossible to get someone to come to an Amway meeting.

11. Get 10 customers who will consistently buy $200 worth of Amway products each month. Yeah that’ll really happen! Customers really want to buy overpriced shitty products!

12. Invest all your profits back into your Amway business buying more tools and Amway products. What profits???!!!!

13. Be a dreamer. If you dream you can have it your dreams will come true. Yup ambots sit around with their thumbs up their asses dreaming of their future riches thanks to Amway.

14. Sign up a new IBO every month. Again a nearly impossible feat. Amway’s bad reputation with aggressive salespeople and known for its cult ties and being a pyramid scheme precedes itself. Smart people stay away. Some ambots might be able to occasionally sign up a new IBO but they usually do nothing or quit within months.

Just today I had a visitor come to my blog after searching for “how to get Amway off your ass”. I see lots of similar searches none that are complimentary. There are a lot of people out there who don’t like Amway for one reason or another.

Amway’s “proven” system involves things that are near impossible for ambots to accomplish. I’m sure I’ve forgotten some more of the things we had to do as part of Amway’s “proven” system for failure but that’s the general gist.

And from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.

 

Waking Up When I’m Not Done Sleeping

Last night was one of those nights when I kept waking up. I couldn’t stay asleep. I finally woke up just after 6am an ungodly hour of the day for me. I’ll probably go outside and lie down on the lounge chair with a book and end up falling asleep in the sun and then I’ll really be groggy for the rest of the day!

At the many Amway meetings I attended the cult leader speaking to the group would say something to the effect of “wouldn’t it be great to wake up in the morning when you’re done sleeping”. I know I heard our sack of shit Platinum said that at every Scamway meeting that his wife gets up once she’s done sleeping. Sounds a little irresponsible when you have school age children. Their kids were teenagers - a boy and a girl - I think about 13 and 14 at the time. Does mom not want to make sure the kids are getting themselves out of bed on time, eating a decent breakfast, packing a lunch, and making sure they get out the door? Would Platinum dad be doing all this? Unlikely. That asshole is a male chauvinist pig and childcare he would put under the category of “woman’s work”. In which case his wife is very likely getting out of bed when the sack of shit shakes her awake and says “you’re done sleeping. Get up now! I want my fucking breakfast!”

The main reason the Platinum says his wife gets out of bed when she’s done sleeping is to sneer at the downline who have jobs and set their alarm clock daily and get out of bed in time to get to work.

“Wake up when you’re done sleeping” is something I have a hard time getting my head wrapped around. First off most parents who have school age children don’t laze around in bed and get up when they’re “done sleeping”. Maybe - and that’s a big maybe depending on how mature and responsible the kid is - once the kid is a junior or senior and is capable of getting themselves out of bed on time, dressed, eat breakfast and off to school. Parents who have younger children need to get them out of bed, dressed, prepare breakfast, fix a lunch bag, and walk them to school unless there are older siblings who can walk with the younger child. Its my guess that most stay at home parents wake up by at least 7am. They probably don’t go back to bed once everyone is out the door either.

Unless of course you’re a lazy ass IBO who is following the upline’s advice about not getting out of bed until you’re done sleeping.

Unlike what the Amway assholes say about wouldn’t it be nice not to have to wake up to an alarm clock every morning I very rarely set my alarm clock. If I set my alarm its because I have somewhere to be early. Alarm clock or not I’d say that I very rarely wake up when I’m “done sleeping”. Like today for example! I ain’t done sleeping yet! So I’m working on a blog post!

Just because Platinums and Diamonds praise the value of staying in bed until you’re “done sleeping” doesn’t mean its something everyone aspires to do and not something that is necessarily practical. I guess none of them ever heard of Benjamin Franklin and “early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise”.

I wouldn’t say that I necessarily go to bed early though since we’re no longer in Amway I’m able to get to bed before midnight. Does it make me healthy waking up early? When I get up I walk the dog, have something light to eat, and then I either swim or do yoga. Healthy enough I suppose. Or healthier than lying around in bed until I’m “done sleeping”.

Let’s compare that to an Amway IBO. Say the lazy bastard hauls ass out of bed around noon. They go to the kitchen to prepare a meal of an energy drink, food bar, and vitamins. Next will probably be checking email, text messages, and making lots of phone calls. Next thing its late in the afternoon and the laundry and housecleaning aren’t done. What about yard work? When was the last time the lawn was mowed or the garden weeded? Who’s got time for that? Now its time for counselling with downline because they’re starting to get off work now and then the 8pm board plan meeting and the night owl. Arrive back home around 2am and do it all over again the next day.

Lying around in bed is a waste of time to many people. I’ve always gone with the philosophy that the quicker I can get things done the quicker I can relax. Even though I can lay around in bed until noon if I wanted I don’t do it because the day is getting away from me.

Waking up when I’m done sleeping does not work for me.

Neither does waking up when I’m not done sleeping!

But I still press on.

At least I’m not an Amway asshole who lies around in bed half the day because of a feeling of entitlement because that’s what the upline tells them to aspire to - get up when they’re done sleeping.

Amway Asshole of the Week from Alberta Canada

I had some Amway asshole from Edmonton Alberta show up at my blog to leave his words of wisdom.

More about the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2011

Wow, I had no idea there are so many sad failures that gave up on WWDB! I found this disappointing dialogue while searching for the Foglio's because they are speaking in Edmonton Alberta Canada this weekend. And I am excited to glean some knowledge and positive attitude from them. I saw Brad Duncan the other night and it was great and Greg Duncan in Calgary 2 weeks ago. I just want to say that no one is perfect, but the people in WWDB are better than the ass holes I work with at my job. It is WWDB that is helping my wife through depression and keeping her from working some shit job serving people with bad attitudes. People like you complainers. Look at your own life with the criticism you look at WWDB and you will hate your life too. BTW Canada is breaking 3 new Diamonds in the next 6 months. Quit being haters and sorry for yourself and leave your house, show the plan, have some faith, and if all goes well, we will all be Ambots. Canada Guy

Typical canned Amspeak response. Let me tackle a little bit of it.

This guy likes listening to Greg Duncan who is in bankruptcy court. What does he do? Give ambots advice on going bankrupt thanks to the Amway scam?

WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards - the biggest assholes in Amway can be found in this cult.

The wife is probably depressed because her asshole husband is throwing away all their money at the Amway pyramid scheme and they’re taking Duncan’s advice and heading to the bankruptcy court. If she’s depressed she probably enjoys being love bombed by the assholes in the Amway upline. People whose minds are clear just find the Amway love bombing really fucking creepy!

So why don’t you give us names of who these breaking Diamonds are? Because it ain’t happening!!!! Every Scamway meeting I attended there were going to be 2 or 3 new Diamonds, a few Emeralds, and countless Platinums all breaking in the next 6 months. How original! Yawn! Never happened but ambots are always bragging its just around the corner.

Typical ambot Amspeak.

Here’s a little clue for you Amway assholes. You ain’t as anonymous as you think. If some Amway asshole leaves a dumb ass comment I’m going to check my stats to see who left a comment on that blog post and I might call you out in a response.

A lot of ambots are fucking around on the Internet at work. I’m sure their boss who is helping their employee afford their expensive Amway habit really appreciates the employee stealing time and not getting their work done. But whatever. I ain’t the get your work done police.

But this Amway asshole from Alberta really pissed me off because he is a government employee and using a government issued computer to fuck around on the Internet instead of getting his work done like he’s paid to do.

People who are hired by the government are public service employees and their job is to provide service to the public either directly or indirectly and they are held to higher accountability than others because they are public servants - serving the public. Government employees are usually in a union and are usually well paid like at least $20/hour for an entry level position and get health care benefits, generous allotment of vacation and sick days, and a pension. And yet these overpaid paper pushers are usually the ones who bitch the loudest about their jobs. Yeah well there are probably hundreds of unemployed people who would like to have your overpaid job. No one pointed a gun at your head and forced you to apply for the job, accept the job, or stay working at a much hated job.

I wrote a post last year why hiring Amway ambots is a really bad idea because of their piss poor attitudes ambots have about jobs and their coworkers and how they spend a lot of time on the phone texting or Internet instead of working which is what they’re being paid to do. In other words ambots steal from their employees.

This asshole from Edmonton Canada is stealing from his employer. On Tuesday May 29 2012 he was surfing around on Married to an Ambot between 1:15 pm and 2:20pm. That’s Pacific time. I think Alberta is an hour or two ahead.

He is in WWDB the most unethical line of sponsorship Amway has in its cult. This is the values this cult instills in its cult followers to be thieves and scammers. They’re only out to rip other people off.

This ain’t my battle. I don’t live there so its not my tax dollars hard at work funding an Amway ambot not doing his job and surfing the Internet and leaving comments that his coworkers are a bunch of assholes. I’m sure the boss will like to find out what this bastard really thinks of his coworkers!

This overpaid paper pusher who’s ripping people off with his Amway business and ripping off the taxpayers of Alberta really pisses me off. I am providing the information of the computer this Amway asshole is using in case someone wants to forward it to the government of Alberta in Edmonton where this guy works and report him for stealing taxpayer dollars. I don’t quite get the web address other than I can figure out its the government of Alberta. Possibly works in the elections department?

What employers don’t realize when they use a company computer is that they have their footprints on the computer. They have a user name and a password so they can sign in and work anywhere in the company. And if the tech department gets a request to monitor a user’s history they can track them down and see exactly what they are doing. And if they ain’t doing what they’re supposed to be doing they can get fired real fast. And then watch the union put in a grievance that their guy got canned for fucking around on the Internet calling his coworkers assholes instead of getting his work done.

Most of my readers are in the states. The next highest number of readers come from Alberta. Rest of Canada only has a couple of readers here and there but Albertans love my blog. Surely one of my readers will be outraged enough at this employee ripping them off that they will report him.

LISTEN UP ALBERTA! HERE’S YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!

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IP Address:	199.213.64.2	Operating System:	Win7
Location:	Edmonton, Alberta, Canada	Resolution:	1920x1080
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Someone put this complainer out of his misery so he no longer needs to suffer the indignity of a J.O.B.!

How To Lose Money In Las Vegas Without Gambling!

Amway assholes claim that the “very important information” at Amway functions 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago is not the same “very important information” being taught today and us old timer bloggers have outdated information.

Bullshit!

Nothing ever changes in Scamway except for the names.

The Amway cult leaders claim that every Amway function is the one that is life changing and the not to be missed event of the year.

Yawn!

Where have I heard that lie before? Could it be from our sack of shit Platinum?

They don’t teach piss all at any Amway function. There is no leadership skills. There are no sales techniques. There is no business training. Every Amway function is a social gathering (as determined by the IRS) hosted by Diamonds who earn the bulk of their Amway income from the tool scam and conning ambots into attending these major functions. Instead of the promised training all the ambots get are one Barbie and Ken after another slinking across the stage bragging about how rich they are thanks to Amway and showing videos or pictures of their riches. Or maybe that’s the magic of a Hollywood photo shoot! That’s all there is. For hours on end ambots are tortured listening to the Amway assholes up on the stage. The majority of attendees are brainwashed ambots. They are really creepy screaming like the Beatles are up on the stage and rushing to be close to the scamming lying bastards who are taunting them with their words of wisdom about how much they love you and if they can do it then you can too.

The minority are IBOs or their guests who haven’t been brainwashed into the Amway cult. They find Amway functions really creepy. Then they get angry. They were lied to. Instead of the promised business and leadership training they got stuck listening to a bunch of greedy materialistic Amway bastards.

Here are some observations from new IBO Sammy who went to the WWDB Amway Las Vegas Spring Leadership 2012. He heard the same lies I heard a few years ago. He was told to be CORE and invest in the Amway tool scam - Communikate, premier membership to WWDB, buy motivational books and CD’s, etc. He told his upline to fuck off when ordered to attend a night owl and did his own thing - went to sleep. He heard the usual lies about no need to bring money, the ever so generous (gag!) upline will help out with his food and expenses. Lies! Yeah I really want to eat a Scamway food bar in a town where I can get a beer and a hot dog for $1. And as typical with the assholes in the Amway upline they already had their hands out demanding he pay up for a ticket to the next Amway function.

Yes Sammy is one of very few people who go to Las Vegas and lose money without even going inside a casino!

He got scammed by Amway!

He left this comment on my post about World Wide Dreambuilders Amway Spring Leadership Bullshit is finally over.

Glad I came to this site and am not the only one that found this stuff to be bullshit!

I went to the Vegas leadership because i was told its a "Once in a lifetime opportunity" and that it would be "life changing" if I went. 3 days of just nonstop talking about how rich the diamonds are, how we need to plug into CORE, how much they all love us, and on an on and on....I've never felt so stupid for wasting money like that before, ever! We had to sit for 8-12 hours straight and then we went to "night owls" where they just kept repeating the same shit.

I said enough and just went upstairs to the room to get some sleep. The worst part is that Im a med student and I have never heard of Amway. Ive been super skeptical since day one and when the guy told me to take out a loan to get to the convention(again, student so Im essentially broke) I just looked at him like he was insane. Loan? I just paid to get into this dumb idea, paid for a "startup package," paid for my super ultra necessary "communikate" system that gets useless voicemails while I still get txts and phone calls from everyone(I'll never understand that concept) and on top of that, Im gonna pay 50$ a month for cds and books I dont need.

I've already got one foot out the door. Im just trying to bring my friends with me(my buddy who Ive known for 14years) since I thought I was doing him a favor by bringing him into this company. I found myself bugging him to buy once he was my downline and since then, Ive stopped and am doing everything I can to get him out.

Its been only 1 month and theres already a new convention in Washington. Guess what, I cant afford to go since Vegas cleaned me out(must be a first since there was no gambling) and my upline lied to me about costs and food(his words: yea man, just bring like 50$ and we'll help you out and give you meal bars and everything!). He never helped me once while I was there and wouldnt even give me a perfect water without selling it to me.

Guess what, If I miss this one, apparently its the second thing in the world you will regret missing and "you have to be there to set the example for your downline!"

Psh, please, blow it tout your ass ambots.

Life Changing Event or Just More Amway Bullshit?

Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to Amway functions:

Once in a lifetime opportunity

Life changing event

Biggest function of the year

Not to be missed

Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the pyramids in Egypt.

The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.

Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!

There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are major WWDB events where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in the tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to the function so the Diamonds can get richer.

The Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a once in a lifetime opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime opportunity rolls around in 3 months.

This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you until you come up with the money and buy the ticket.

The lying assholes in the Amway upline will lie to the cult followers and brainwash them into believing that they will be learning about leadership, building a business, valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway propaganda.

The reality is the only thing that is different about the WWDB Amway functions is they change the name: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Function, Free Enterprise Days FED.

There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a business Amway or anything else. The WWDB Amway functions are a scam. The whole point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money not for any ambots to gain any business knowledge. The ticket money and commission from hotels is how those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their annual income. Now that those Amway assholes have the IBO’s money they have to come up with some kind of a show to keep the ambots entertained. Despite all the  bullshit promises that the Amway assholes said about what was going to happen at this event, the same thing pretty much happens at all of them. Family Reunion will have a few other scamming lying Amway assholes who have reached a certain level usually Platinum sharing the stage with the Diamonds. All those sack of shit Platinums do is thank all the fucking assholes in their upline. Boring shit that goes on for what seems like an hour or two but I think they’re really only assigned 5 or 10 minutes - it only seems like forever. Let’s skip past those bastards. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for these Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline has taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars around.

A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next one rolls around in 3 months.

No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying Amway assholes. Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will show up to bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2012

There are Amway IBO’s who are looking for information on WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2012 so here I am to help in their quest! I found some information about Puryear Family Reunion on the World Wide Dream Builders website but it would appear that any other Diamonds looking to cash in on this Amway function need to get the word out to their downline some other way.

Top rat gets the publicity and the bigger share of the tool scam pie!

There are a lot of ambots looking for info on the Duncan Family Reunion 2012.

Can’t find no information on the World Wide Destructive Bastards website because they’re busy promoting the Puryear Family Reunion. Must piss off the other Diamonds that they’re not getting their fair share of advertising!

I had this problem in 2011. The Amway cult is very secretive and very hush hush. The only way brainwashed ambots can get this top secret information about Duncan Family Reunion is from the assholes in their upline. Or from Anna Banana!

However I did find out that the Oregon Convention Center in Portland Oregon is booked on July 21 to 22 2012 for Duncan Family Reunion. Unknown which Duncan - apparently there are 2 or 3 of them running around out there brainwashing ambots.

Don’t know of any other venues for WWDB Family Reunion for any other Diamonds though undoubtedly they are happening and ambots are being encouraged to hit as many as possible. Many ambots should be able to attend both Puryear Family Reunion being held in Boise Idaho on July 13 to 15 2012 and then haul ass to Portland Oregon to catch the Duncan Family Reunion from July 21 to 22 2012. I will post dates and cities for any other WWDB Amway Family Reunion as I find out about them.

So basically all I can do right now is use this blog to throw in some keywords to reel in ambots who are looking for WWDB Amway Family Reunion information and particularly Duncan Family Reunion 2012. Fortunately Married To An Ambot is very high on the search engines for just about every kind of search when it comes to Amway.

It looks like I am forced to give the Anna Banana version of what really happens at Family Reunion! Even though this is several years old these Amway brainwashing conferences do not change much.

So we bust our asses driving there being harrassed for much of the drive by our sponsor Captain Fuck Up who kept phoning to bitch at ambot that he’d lost his wallet which meant he had no cash, no ID, no credit cards, etc etc. That fucking Amway asshole must have phoned at least 20 times to bitch about his damned wallet! Now whose fault is it that he lost it? Apparently Ambot’s! That’s what Amway is all about. Pointing fingers and throwing blame on others. We were about 3 hours into the drive when Captain Fuck Up suggested he left his wallet in our house and demanded we turn home and look around for it just in case it was there. I think Ambot was smart enough to figure out if I spent 3 hours driving home I was staying there! Plus it would have meant he’d miss the very important Amway shitty trade show on Friday night. I’m sure nobody gives a shit but Captain Fuck Up’s wallet never turned up in our house or anywhere else. Probably some ambot stole it at the previous night’s cult meeting.

Friday night Amway trade show. Pretty shitty excuse for a trade show. The usual assholes were there flogging their overpriced shit: Artistry, Nutrilite, XS, and Perfect Water. There was also a check in desk and if you were registered for Family Reunion you could get your weekend information packet early. While we were there our upline Eagle showed up with some others in his downline. One of the bastards claimed he’d registered a day or 2 earlier and paid on the WWDB website but when he showed up to get his weekend packet they couldn’t find he’d registered. So there he was no money and nobody in his upline with any money and no way to come up with $250 to get into Family Reunion. Then Ambot shows up and starts bragging that I’ve got a couple of hundred extra bucks in my wallet. Would that have something to do with a door crasher at JC Penney on Saturday and a cappuccino machine I was planning to buy? So the fucking asshole Eagle starts bitching at Ambot to loan the cash so the dumb ass ambot in his downline can get his ticket and hotel for Family Reunion. And because Ambot wants to look so high and mighty and all big and important in front of all these fucking Amway assholes he’s devoted his life to worshipping and impressing he hands over the cash.

Which I might add we never got the cash back because the fucking Amway assholes said that was the same amount we’d need for Free Enterprise Days FED coming up in October and they would take care of buying the tickets for us and that way we’d all be even.

Fuck you Amway assholes! What about my goddamned cappuccino machine thats on sale??????

So the fucking WWDB Amway Family Reunion gets started on Saturday. Fuck what a waste of money! One fucking piece of shit Platinum after another gets up on stage to gloat here I am. Men in tuxedoes and women in evening ball gowns. Like where the fuck do you assholes think you are? This ain’t formal night on the Love Boat! All those sack of shit Platinums thank every asshole in their Amway upline. What a bunch of ass kissers! Those Platinums are kissing so much ass I’m surprised they’re not choking on shit! So this goes on all day. Oh and the creepy part is all these brainwashed ambots who crowd around the stage screaming like the Beatles are up there instead of just some scamming slimy piece of shit Platinums. Then they break for dinner which is included with the price but we have to haul ass to another venue to eat. The food wasn’t all that great. Just less than average el cheapo banquet fare.

The day’s torture ain’t over. We go back to the arena and now we have to put up with some Diamonds that are pissed off they aren’t making as much money speaking at the function as they’d like to so they spend the next 3 or 4 hours telling the ambots to buy more motivational materials so they can make money this weekend. Brainwashing hell is over around 11pm.

Ambot and I are staying at a hotel where no one in our LOS is staying and I don’t think there was a night owl or if there was we didn’t go.

Sunday morning is a church service. No thanks. I’ll sleep in so I don’t have to put up with any more wacko Amway religious crap like I had my fill the day before. I think the afternoon bullshit session got going again around 1pm and was over at 5. Thank god! Let’s get the hell out of here and go home.

Family Reunion sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Amway sucks!

What a fucking waste of a weekend!

What a fucking waste of money!

What a fucking waste of not getting a great deal on a cappuccino machine!

And a big fuck you to all the Amway assholes in my upline!!!!

Buy Your Tickets for WWDB Amway Puryear Family Reunion 2012!

Time for some keywords because IBO’s are desperately searching for information about World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion! This is an Amway function held in July each year.

Puryear Family Reunion is being held on July 13 to 15 2012 in Boise Idaho.

Before Amway ambots get out of Spring Leadership the shitheads in their upline are riding their asses about Family Reunion coming up in July and BUY your tickets NOW! Before they are sold out! Translation: Before you can think about quitting Amway sometime over the next couple of months. Gimmee your money!!!!

So off I go to the World Wide Destructive Bastards website to see what I can find about their current plans for causing financial distress to their cult followers and breaking up marriages and destroying families. There’s IMPACT a lot in their brainwashing message to the ambot cult followers.

I’ll give you fuckers IMPACT all right! Impact is a collision like two cars crashing into each other at an intersection. Scamway is a path to collision! I write my blog so that others know exactly what kind of IMPACT putting up with Amway assholes will have on your life. Amway IMPACT = collision with evil.

I don’t know if where they’re holding the reunion they’re having ambots running all over Boise or if the venues are close together. Ain’t never been there - don’t know my way around town! General sessions in the Centurylink Arena July 14 and 15. Saturday dinner and Sunday Breakfast in the Boise Centre. I thought they spelled it wrong so I double checked on the Internet and that is right. Go figure. Original typo made it too expensive to make changes?

Can’t find the price for WWDB Amway Family Reunion because you gotta buy a $50/month membership into the cult to see that top secret information but it includes accommodations, two meals and meetings. When we went to Family Reunion it was $450 for both of us and that included tickets, Saturday night hotel, and Saturday night dinner. I’m guessing that dollar amount is still in the ballpark. I mean just how expensive can Boise be? Its not the tourist or convention capital of the U.S.A.!

Friday night looks to be the bullshit Amway “trade show” with the usual shitty products - Artistry, Nutrilite etc.

Ha ha they’re also offering a seminar on “tough questions”. You know the kind you get from friends and family when you tell them you’re in the Amway cult. They’ll teach you how to answer those questions! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! Yup more of the same old Amway bullshit canned Amspeak responses.

Saturday’s speakers are going to be recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. I don’t know what the hell a ruby is in Amway. But whatever. These lying Amway assholes are apparently going to talk about building “the business”. Well if those bastards do that it will be a first in Scamway history because when I went all I remember is everyone that got up on the stage gushes and bullshits and brags and don’t give no business advice.

Then Diamonds will be yapping about the importance of having a dream. Yeah what’s the Diamond going to say - my dream is to scam the cult followers in my downline! Buy more tools assholes!

On Sunday afternoon the Diamonds are going to be teaching business methods. How to reel in more suckers to the Amway scam!

Who are the troublemaking bastards that will be bullshitting the Amway cult followers this year?

Ron and Georgie Lee Puryear

Glen and Joya Baker

Greg and Laurie Duncan

Joe & Norma Foglio

Jim and Judy Head

Dave Severn

Matt and Sandee Tsuruda

Mike and Michi Woods

Dan and Sandy Yuen

Does anyone else notice how the Amway good old boys male chauvinist club puts the mans name first? Chivalry is dead in the Amway hellhole! Wouldn’t want to be on the Titanic with these assholes!

Seems to be a few names missing. I better add them in so I can throw off any ambots looking for their Amway asshole heroes at Family Reunion. Brad Wolgamott. Dean Kosage. David Shores. Brad Duncan. And lets not forget good old Ganesh and Neha Shenoy because I get lots of Google searches for them every day! Oh wait what about the Amway assholes who jumped ship to Monavie? Who can help out here? Britt someone? Dexter Yager?

Missing from the line up of Amway asshole activities is the Sunday morning brainwashing sermon but we all know they will sneak it in. The one where they pass a hat or a bucket or whatever and take up a collection for the Diamond preaching to the cult followers. Got to make a little side cash by throwing in even more religion like the rest of the weekend wasn’t already peppered with it. Scam you suckers into thinking this money is going to charity! The charity is called the Diamond wants a new Porsche!

Get a clue you fucking Amway assholes! Legitimate businesses do not bring up biblical terms constantly in the workplace or haul it into conferences.

Unless they’re a cult!

WWDB sucks!

Amway sucks!

Family reunion sucks!

And the Amway assholes in my upline suck! Fuck you bastards!

Amway Diamonds are not forever

I'm kind of busy this week dealing with our accountant this week - something that REAL business owners have to do from time to time - so enjoy this video about how Amway Diamonds are not forever. No matter how much the assholes in your Amway upline lie to you about once you reach Diamond in Amway you'll have thousands and thousands of dollars in residual income rolling in every month if it was really true nobody just walks away and leaves behind an easy investment like that.

Easier Jobs Than Amway - Where You'll Actually Make Money Doing!

At every Amway meeting the cult leaders used to mock the ambots and say Amway is so easy anyone can do it. Though that message is more to the point of “I’m a fucking loser and I can do Amway and if you can’t do Amway then you’re an even bigger fucking loser than I am!”

So I have found an article that shows some jobs that I think are a lot easier than being an Amway IBO. Pays way better too! Hell digging ditches is probably an easier job than being in Amway! I’d say any job where you don’t have to put up with a bunch of fucking assholes from Amway is a much easier job. Because that is the hardest part about being in Amway. Putting up with the Amway upline assholes.

http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/9-easiest-jobs-planet-slideshow/-photo-2295608-224000728.html

1. Professional sleeper, mattress tester - if you’re practically falling asleep at Amway meetings because the upline assholes are boring you to death, then at least being a mattress tester is something you’ll get for sleeping. Unlike Amway meetings where you have to pay the cult leader to show up and sleep.
2. Chocolate tester - sure the hell beats being the poor bastard that has to test the Amway food bars. “Phewwy! Yucky! Tastes like shit!”
3. Cute pet photo picker - sure the hell beats being the poor bastard that has to sift through Amway photos and decide which one they like the best. What! How the hell do I choose from this fucked up mess!
4. Mansion sitter - kind of a step up from a regular house sitter this person takes care of luxury homes while the owners are away. Hmmm. Maybe Amway Diamonds already do this and use the opportunity for a photo shoot for one of those videos shown at Amway functions to bullshit the Amway cult followers.
5. TV watcher - and those fucking assholes in our Amway upline used to mock their cult followers and say how much money are you making sitting at home watching TV. Well $10/hour if you’re doing research for Nielson! That’s the same amount of money you’ll make in one month of commission from Amway if you’re CORE! Looks like Nielsen’s only qualification is owning a TV set so if you don’t have one you can go out and buy one for $300 coincidentally the same amount of money on a minimum you have to spend each month buying shitty overpriced Amway products.
6. Professional know it all - well every Amway asshole I met all claimed to know everything! Oh wait maybe I mean the people I knew in Amway were all smart asses! Put together DIY videos for youtube. Hot damn! How come some Amway cult leader hasn’t tapped into this market yet!
7. Spa critic - I guess this is like a secret shopper for massages! I’d rather get a massage than go to an Amway cult meeting!
8. Resort consultant - I think this is kind of like a secret shopper thing too. Provide feedback on resorts and the services they offer. Well I’m an Amway upline consultant. I provide feedback on what a bunch of fucking assholes my Amway upline are!

And some of these jobs you can even combine more than one. Chocolate tester by day. Mattress tester by night. Double the income!

Beats the hell out of being in the Amway cult. J.O.B. by day. Amway (phony) "business owner" by night. Use the day job income to tithe the Amway cult leaders and go into debt, lose your house to foreclosure, marriage end in divorce court.

Hmmm. Whichever one should I choose.....

If I Can Do It, Anyone Can!

Is there anything more stupid and insulting than people who say “if I can do it then anyone can”?

Its like they’re implying “I’m such a big fucking moron and if I can do it then anyone who isn’t a fucking moron can. And in the unlikely event that you can’t do it then you’re an even bigger fucking moron than I am!”

Like take that teenage boy who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge last year, probably one of the world’s most famous suicide spots. This kid jumps for the hell of it to see if he could. A nearby surfer paddled up to him and got him back to shore and chewed him out the whole way. The kid was relatively unhurt from the jump. So does this teen go around bragging if he can jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and not get hurt then anyone can. He jumped and survived. If he can do it then anyone can. Though I’d go out on a limb here and say the majority of jumpers off the Golden Gate Bridge are not hoping to survive.

What about people who say if I can ride a motorbike then anyone can. Also implying that if they can do it then anyone who can’t has to be a fucking moron. Not everyone has the talent, the balance, the fearlessness, or whatever it takes to ride one those things. Some can. Some can’t. What about people who play football and say if I can do it then anyone can. Same problem. Not everyone has the athletic ability or desire to run around a field chasing a ball and tackling others or ending up on the bottom of a dogpile.

What we used to hear at Amway meetings when the Platinum or Diamonds talked was “if I can do it then anyone can”. I heard it a lot. Also “its so easy anyone can do it”. Yup the implication is there. If you can’t do what I can do even though it is SOOOOOOO easy, and I can do it and I’m already a loser moron, then you have got to be the world’s biggest fucking moron loser!

Not everyone can be a good convincing liar.

Not everyone can bullshit people into believing the reason Amway products are so high priced is because the price reflects the high value/quality of the product.

Not everyone has the qualities to be a good cult leader.

Not everyone can learn brainwashing techniques.

Not everyone is good at pretend games. (I own my own business! I’m a business owner!)

Not everyone can treat other people like shit.

Not everyone is obsessed with money like Amway ambots are.

Not everyone has a high limit on their credit card to keep buying expensive Amway products.

Not everyone has transportation to get them to the endless Amway meetings.

Not everyone enjoys being mocked when they admit they’re with Amway.

Not everyone can destroy other people’s lives walking all over them in their greedy pursuit of material possessions.

“If I can do it, anyone can.”

How about sending out a big fuck you to every Amway cult leader that says that!

Whether or not I “can” isn’t the point.

I “won’t”.

Not interested in your Amway bullshit so fuck off!

What is there to do in Spokane Instead of WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2012?

This year WWDB Amway is holding Spring Leadership in Spokane on April 20, 21, 22 2012 in the Spokane Arena.

So that means another one of my posts where I find things to do in town instead of attending Spring Leadership. Actually sitting in your hotel room watching TV would be more productive than attending the Spring Leadership brainwashing session. Staying at home would save you time and money instead of blowing it on the Amway tool scam and the incidental costs incurred getting and staying there. Anyway gotta get some keywords in cause I got lots of ambots searching which unfortunately means I gotta get going on the other cities besides Spokane too. That would include Las Vegas, Denver, Washington DC, Honolulu, Minneapolis and Calgary. Amway conference WWDB Spring Leadership 2012.

Now what really sucks is that I could have sworn last year I devoted a post about what there was to do in Spokane and I was going to recycle it but I guess I didn’t or else there was nothing going on in Spokane last year. So I’m kind of flying blind here. No insult to anyone from Spokane but it does not seem to be on the radar as far as exciting tourist destinations go. Apparently some Amway cult leaders live in the area. I had to look on a map to find it. Washington! Looks to be east of Seattle by a couple hundred miles maybe? Near the Idaho border. Kind of off the beaten path.

This was a difficult task. I tried my old friend Trip Advisor and mostly all I came up with were parks, a place to buy fresh fruit and vegetables (a total no-no for ambots who are supposed to consume Nutrilite vitamins instead!), biking trails, and river rafting.

So then I found the visit Spokane website http://www.visitspokane.com/ and clicked on events for April 20 2012 and the first thing that comes up is something that looks like fun called Dummy Downhill last day of the season at a tubecoaster ski hill. Dummy sounds like a good name to throw around at Amway conventions so I looked a little closer at it and its some event held in Kelowna, British Columbia. What the fuck? Says its about 5 hours NW of Spokane!!! Like what the hell is that doing in there. I would hardly call that a “nearby” event to take in while visiting Spokane but when you’re that far out in the boonies perhaps 5 hours is the closest town to get to for some fun. The next event listed is also at the same fucking ski hill! So I go a couple down the events list and find something called Best of the Suspense Classics, Anatomy of a Murder. OK now this sounds like something decent for a Scamway weekend. Held at the Bing Crosby theater http://www.bingcrosbytheateradvocates.org/Advocates/Welcome.html

Spokane Riverfront Park http://spokaneriverfrontpark.com/ - I don’t know. The name is not appealing to me. I think of rivers as mosquito spawning grounds. Not to mention you don’t know what kind of evil river serpents are swimming around in there. Oh. I guess that would just be the Amway upline! It looks like they’re open for business starting the week before Amway WWDB Spring Leadership and a one day pass is $19.95 and includes rides on a ferris wheel, bumper cars, tilt a whirl, a carousel, and other rides that all sound a little tame to me.

Spokane Falls Skyride http://spokaneriverfrontpark.com/index.php/RFP/page/360/ - costs $7.50 or a little less if you’re a kid or a senior. The picture shows riding in an enclosed gondola and getting near the spray. For a 15 minute ride it looks like it might be fun more so if water splashes inside the gondolas!

So sorry folks, kind of coming up dry in this town. But you don’t need to be dry. Surprisingly there are a few wineries in the area. Grapes grow well in Spokane? Try Arborcrest Wine Cellars http://www.arborcrest.com/ . They are having a tulip festival in April so it looks like a chance to see some pretty spring flowers in bloom.

Signing off!

WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards!

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!

All Amway functions suck!

How to Cancel Communikate

I get dozens of people show up at my blog after Googling “how to cancel Communikate” or how they can communicate (ha ha! Get it?) with someone at Communikate.

They end up at my post Communikate Makes IBO’s Superior Over Other IBO’s  where a reader put in the toll free number to Communikate 1-866-333-3204. I have not tried to phone that number. For all I know it goes to a sex chat line so phone at your own risk!

Here I want to say that one of the dumbest thing we used to hear from the assholes in our upline when they wanted us to sign up for Communikate and make the Amway cult leaders richer was that they called it a “personal assistant”. Now when I think of personal assistant this is usually someone who tags around with the person paying their salary and helping them keep their life organized. This could be a whole bunch of things - grocery shopping, picking up the kids from school, walking the dog, running errands, meal planning, keeping the house tidy and organized (not necessarily as a housecleaner), running to Starbucks to pick up snacks, or whatever tasks they’ve agreed upon. A woman I worked with over 20 years ago quit and took a job as the personal assistant to a president of a big company. Now some might think that was working in the office in a clerical type of role, but no it was more keeping his homelife organized. One of her first tasks when she was hired was to take the kids on vacation to Hawaii because the old man had promised them a trip there but was too busy to take them.

So those are the things I think of that a personal assistant does.

What does an Amway ambot think a personal assistant does? They think a personal assistant is renting a toll free phone number that takes messages, call forwards a phone call, and does conference calls.

What the fuck? What kind of fucking moron thinks a personal assistant is an automated phone system? A fucking brainwashed Amway ambot! Those brainwashed fools don’t realize they are being scammed and their beloved cult leaders are raking in the dough if they’re foolish enough to sign up for Communikate aka “kate” aka personal assistant.

The majority of people who sign up with Amway usually quit within a year. They now have the problem of cancelling this voice mail system that isn’t worth the $36.95/month or however much the ambots are paying into it these days. Like anything else to do with Amway signing up is easy but trying to quit or get your money back pretty much means promising your first born.

Here’s a former employee with his views on Communikate.

I worked for Webley (company that owns communikate) and yes, it is a scam, the uplines get kickbacks, that's why they push it. They make it super hard to cancel now, you can no longer call to cancel, too many were canceling! They now have chat support, but you cannot cancel by chat, we're supposed to call them and pressure the Amwayers to keep using Communikate. Free tip: Accounts NEVER go to collections, just change your payment method to something incorrect and the account will close itself in a few months. Got questions, ask away?

The amount the uplines receive differs according to the specific deal they have with the respective group, BRITT, WWG, etc. It ranges from $5 to $10 per sign up. "Diamond" level people get special treatment. Another fun tip: Due to Webley's ridiculous billing practice we have gotten many of our clients Debit cards cancelled, it's true! We bill monthly for the service (36.95) but we ALSO bill separately for usage, which usually runs between .25 to .75 cent for most users. These tiny, stupid charges are tagged as "potential fraud" charges by 99% of banks and they "lock" the cards. Lots of people have had important charges for other recurring services bounce back thanks to Webley's stupidity and refusal to make even a tiny good faith effort to better serve their customers. Now you know!

So there you have it. A bit of inside scoop on the deals the Amway cult leaders make with Communikate to get their piece of the pie. Just for those doubting ambots who don’t believe the tool scam.  

From the sound of things I would suggest that if you want to cancel Communikate the easiest option might be to call your bank and say you lost your credit card and get a new one issued. The next time Communikate tries to charge the old credit card number, bouncey, bouncey!

And less money in some Diamonds pockets the next month! Oh wouldn’t you like to be in the room when the Diamonds are fighting over how they’ll split up the Communikate profits!

Or listening in on the telephone when the Diamond phones the Platinum to give him shit that someone in his downline just cancelled Communikate!

Amway Royalty?

I get brainwashed ambots doing Google searches for “Amway is awesome” or “World Wide Dream Builders WWDB is awesome” and they end up at my blog. I can hardly help it that my blog is so high up on the search engine! Gotta get those keywords in!

Then these ambots see how I feel about my upline, particulary the asshole who sponsored us into Amway, Captain Fuck Up, and the sack of shit Platinum.

Not to mention my reviews of the overpriced shitty Amway products.

These ambots who are brainwashed to believe that Amway and WWDB are awesome are shocked to show up on a blog where someone is writing about all the dirty little Amway cult secrets. Then they become outraged because of their fierce loyalty to their upline cult leaders who they put on a pedestal and refer to as Amway royalty. How dare anyone tell the truth about what happens inside the Amway cult! How dare anyone disrespect their Amway upline! How dare anyone tell about how much money that Amway cult followers spend each month purchasing overpriced shitty Amway products, buying motivational tools - CDs and books -  signing up for Communikate and WWDB premier membership, how much it costs to go to Amway meetings and functions! How dare anyone reveal the amount of the small commission check Amway issues each month if the IBO meets the minimum requirements! I’ll say it again! You might get $10 back after investing $700 in a month! These prudes are shocked by my language and my honesty and feel compelled to leave a comment bitching about my blog with the usual Amspeak canned response when they only read the one post the search engine pointed them to.

Amway cult followers are brainwashed to believe that their Amway upline are the most wonderful human beings that ever walked the face of the earth who can do no wrong. These god-like Amway upline ambots are supposed to be worshipped and praised and referred to in glowing terms.

No one would ever DARE be disrespectful and speak negative of the Amway upline and curse out the bastards.

Except Anna Banana. I’ll even go one further. I’ve been speaking negative of the asshole that sponsored us into Amway for at least 10 years before getting involved in Amway so I had plenty of practice at disliking that fucking troublemaker before the Amway cult became part of our lives.

I write about how the Amway upline cult leaders fuck over their downline. How the Amway cult leaders destroy marriages. How the Amway cult leaders destroy their downline’s finances. How the Amway cult leaders are dream stealers. Amway cult leaders have a fucked up view of people who work jobs instead of being self employed. How the Amway cult leaders have an intense obsession for listening to motivational CD’s where their beloved Diamonds are the speakers. How the Amway cult leaders are liars. How the Amway cult leaders can’t mind their own business. How the Amway cult leaders are only your friends as long as you’re investing in the Amway pyramid scheme. How the Amway cult leaders cause emotional distress. How the Amway cult leaders are greedy. How the Amway cult leaders are the biggest troublemaking assholes I’ve ever met.

I’ve also talked about the bullshit that goes on inside Amway cult meetings.

The crippling grief that these upline Amway bastards bring to the lives of the victims they sign up for the Amway scam is revolting. Those fuckers deserve to be cursed out. And I created my blog to fill that niche!

Amway cult followers and Amway’s head office might not like me revealing the dirty secrets of the leaders in the Amway cult but I am here to let the world know that the Amway upline are shitless cowards who need to go straight to hell for the misery they bring to their victim’s lives.

That’s what I think of the Amway royalty!

Reasons I Can’t Stand Our Amway Upline

I thought I’d cover some reasons why I can’t stand our Amway upline. These are the type of things that Amway’s head office doesn’t want people like me putting out there on the Internet. Even more so than complaining about overpriced useless Amway products and overpriced useless Amway motivational tools is when you sign up with Amway you now have to associate with horrible people and their fucked up beliefs. I see similar stories on the Internet about wives (usually! - as opposed to husbands) who can’t stand their Amway upline so I am not unique! Other than the fact that I put it out here for everyone to see what its like being inside the Amway cult.

1. Our sponsor is an asshole! I realize for some people who get recruited into the Amway scam that their sponsor may or may not have started out being an asshole but as he got further brainwashed by the Amway cult for sure he’ll become an asshole or become an even bigger asshole depending on his pre-Amway asshole status! Our sponsor, aka Captain Fuck Up aka the arrogant prick, is someone Ambot has known for years. He is the most useless piece of shit I’ve ever met. Besides being arrogant some of his other finer points are he’s unreliable, irresponsible, stomps off in temper tantrums, and is asshole ugly. From there it goes downhill!
2. Our entire Amway upline are assholes! Again, whether or not they began their Amway scam career as an asshole doesn’t matter, they soon are brainwashed into becoming master Amway assholes. They are bullies, particularly when it comes to putting pressure on Ambot to spend lots of money buying expensive Amway products that I don’t like and don’t use. Ambot would be pressurized to throw away even more money on various tools to “grow our business” and all the various expenses that go along with travelling to out of state functions several times a year. And we better not even think about missing an Amway function because the Amway upline assholes will bitch and bitch and bitch endlessly until they wear you down to spend money to waste your time going to an Amway function where the Diamond cult leaders gloat about their material possessions. Costs about $700/month to be a plugged in CORE Amway ambot. Getting back to our sponsor Captain Fuck Up, disliking him means automatically disliking anyone he knows. Assholes like to associate with other assholes. Stay away from Amway assholes!
3. The fact that everyone in our Amway upline are a bunch of obnoxious assholes should be reason enough not to like them! Our upline assholes put a lot of pressure onto Ambot to go into debt, in his case that meant credit card debt. Those fucking assholes in our Amway upline were unable to get Ambot to convince me to sell our house, find somewhere to rent, and use the equity to pay off his credit card debt. That way he’d have more room on his credit card to buy more Amway shit! They also tried to get Ambot to convince me to take out a line of credit on our house for the same reason, to pay off the credit card so Ambot could start over buying more Amway shit. I mean fuck you assholes for messing with other people’s finances! Sadly I’ve read other stories on the Internet where other IBO’s weren’t as lucky borrowing money to fund their upline’s dreams and many former IBO’s have lost their homes and declared bankruptcy when they can’t repay the money they borrowed while they were in the Amway scam.
4. Monopolizing all our time. Forget the often claimed 10 to 15 hours a week working the Amway scam. Ambot wasted way more time than that! He had to prospect every person he ran into telling them about this kick ass home based opportunity where you can make $75,000/year in your spare time and beg them to come to a board plan meeting all the while denying it has anything to do with Amway. Hours spent on the phone and text messages with upline. Two or three board plans each week at various downline/crossline houses or maybe a larger function where a Diamond comes to a nearby town once or twice a month. Lowball estimate 5 hours a night for these meetings. Weekend rallies happen about once a month where a Diamond comes to town and new pins are awarded. Depends if its a one or 2 day event. Say at least 10 hours but that could be doubled. Family Reunion, Free Enterprise Days, and Spring Leadership always seem to be held hundreds of miles away. Several hours driving each way and then at least 30 hours tied up for weekend events. And that’s a conservative estimate. How many other pissed off wives have sat alone home on their birthdays while their ambot rushed off to an Amway meeting? Not to mention not getting any support with household chores.
5. Brainwashing. This is part of our upline’s strategy to separate Ambot from “negative” forces in his life which includes me and everyone else not interested in Amway. Our upline were the most negative bastards I’ve ever met going around spreading their predictions of doom and gloom and misery and the only way to escape this horrible existence is belonging to the Amway cult. Ambot stops thinking for himself and parrots everything the upline assholes say. Ambot accepts everything the Amway assholes say as the truth until he becomes conditioned to think that there is no way in hell this information could be wrong. He denies what is happening to himself and his life, separating himself from reality.
6. Liars. Call it whatever you want - all Amway IBO’s are guilty of lying. They lie about their affiliation with Amway, their success, and any abuses that might be happening in their Amway cult group. The big lie is the tool scam and how the greedy upline cult leaders are obsessed with making money at the expense of their downline. Ambot wasn’t too good at prospecting because he’d break down quickly and tell prospects that this was Amway and then he’d lie and say business is going really good. All ambots are brainwashed to say that even though none of them are making money at their Scamway business.

Add them up and this is why I can’t stand the upline and anything they’re involved in and that basically means they only thing that they’re involved in and controls their lives is Amway. Our upline is why I look at everyone in Amway as a bunch of troublemaking assholes.