Tuesday, July 26, 2011

“PLEASE Join My Amway Scam!” Begs the Lousy Shitfaced IBO

This post is dedicated to the lousy shitfaced IBO who phoned Ambot at 11pm last night to shoot the shit. That fucker quit Amway and is involved in another MLM scam. Fucking moron! Quit pissing me off! Leave us alone or read all about it in my blog!!!!

Don’t you hate it how these Amway bastards show up with their scheme and tell us how we can make $100,000/year. Minimum!

To most people $100,000/year is a pretty decent income so that might generate some interest if you’re working a minimum wage job or your job/career might many years to work yourself up to a good paying income.

Just because you put on a business suit and carry a cell phone that is constantly ringing with calls from your upline or beeping to announce yet another text message from your upline and you’re trying to bullshit others that you’re rich and important doesn’t mean you really have the cashola no matter how hard you pretend.

Many of the Amway “businessmen” in our line worked customer service or labor jobs and aren’t earning anywhere near that magical $100,000 number. This is what happens in your 20’s. It takes awhile to build up skills and marketability to command a decent income. Maybe that’ll happen at age 30 or maybe not until 50 or 60. That doesn’t mean to tide yourself over in the meantime that you should go around scamming others to join your Amway cult.

I just can’t believe that Ambot would fall for that shit. I guess the promises of having residual income of $100,000/year rolling in for the rest of his life sounded good. Too good to be true! He believed those lousy troublemaking lying IBO bastards. Anything looks good on paper. Logistically executing an Amway/WWDB business plan designed for failure is another story. A story of emotional distress and financial losses that is.

Those lying IBO’s told Ambot he must counsel with upline and take the advice of these fucking assholes who don’t have education or degrees in counselling whether it be financial or family or marriage or dealing with death or whatever. No one in our upline was qualified to offer any type of counselling services.

But that won’t stop a fucking Amway IBO. Just because they’re in Amway means they’re better than everyone else and don’t need a stinking education to “counsel” and give bad advice and destroy people. That’s all part of the Amway scheme.

Obviously Ambot didn’t take as good a look at those fucking lying Amway IBO’s as I did. Lying bastards who promised him how they’d all get rich in Amway and be lazing around the beaches of the world sucking back mai tais while the endless supply of money comes rolling in and they never work again.

So we’re supposed to “counsel with upline” who were either too young to have saved money for a down payment on a house or were old enough that they should have been homeowners but were too busy giving away all their money to the great Amway god so they couldn’t swing it. Ambot doesn’t see something wrong with this picture? We’ve been homeowners for years and Ambot thinks its rational to take financial advice from kids who've never owned a house and don’t know piss all about the financial responsibilities that come with home ownership? There’s more to owning a home that coming up with monthly mortgage payments. It means replacing appliances when they break down. It means renovating and making repairs as needed. It means keeping a yard neat and tidy. Its called taking pride in home ownership. You know how it is when you’re in a neighborhood where most of the houses have the lawns mowed, painting touch ups down, nice flower beds, etc. And then you see the one house with the peeling paint, knee high weeds, abandoned cars, gutters falling off, and a tarpaulin over the leaky roof. Why not put a big sign outside: Renters live here!

Amway IBOs in our upline know nothing about owning a home and the upkeep. They are not on the same level as us. Maybe in 20 or 30 years when they have bought a house they’ll understand but for now they don’t know nothing. Counsel with upline! And their advice? Skip mortgage payments. Don't pay your utility bills. Use that money to buy Amway tools instead. Wow! Great idea! Wreck our credit rating! Then we can be Amway losers like you!

Upline’s advice on my car? I should sell my nice car, buy a 30 year old BWM clunker for a few hundred bucks and then use the thousands of dollars difference from the sale of my car and invest it in the Amway business and buy lots of Amway products and Amway tools. Invest in my business? Are you kidding me?

Got two words for you asshole: fuck off! Read into that my little message to last nights late night caller.

So here we are, already business owners, earning a good income, own a house, own nice cars, have nice furniture, have investments, take vacations, and no debt. And then some fucking Amway asshole shows up to destroy everything we have.

Jealousy? Is that what drives IBO’s to destroy others lives? What about all that bullshit they spout about helping others? Blessing others? Those greedy bastards don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.

Did Ambot not take a good look at the downhill adjustments we’d have to make to our lives to be fucking Amway business owners so we could be equal to our upline?

Why doesn’t Ambot see this? Because he’s been brainwashed into the Amway cult and is too busy fawning over these new cult friends who in 2 to 5 years are all going to be rich together.

The Amway IBO losers in our upline have been trained to lie and scam to recruit downline and then bully them into buying Amway products and attending functions.

What wonderful qualities a human being should have!

Thanks for brainwashing my husband into believing the only way to success is by being a liar.

I got him out before it was too late.

You fucking Amway warriors lost this battle!


  1. This post is a classic example of why I love your blog.


  2. Ha ha! Thanks Daniel! I think there are a lot of ambot wives who show up and love reading the upline getting cursed out! Living vicariously through me!

    If someone's recently pissed me off cursing out my upline gets even more extreme!

  3. Pretty sad when someone doesn't learn their lesson the first time with one MLM scam, but instead jumps right into another one which probably has the same rate of "success".


  4. Anna- i had my ex upline contact me about some new mlm scam he's involved in. He told me this deal you only need to sponsor 2 people and the money rolls in. That this one guy is making 8k a month from only two people. Few months later he called sounding desperate to get a customer and wondered if id buy products so he can meet qualification for his 100.00 bonus cheque lol. I think he needed 200.00 in purchases or more to qualify. Since he knew i baught herbals from the health food store. He thought he can conn me into buying from his mlm.

  5. Dave - this was my husband's 2nd round with WWDB and Amway. The first time we didn't lose as much money and no brainwashing. This last time was the deadly round.

    Its all about the cult and the mind control and brainwashing.

  6. Colin - just tell him where to stick his vitamins!

  7. Dave, if it wasnt for the internet blogs and sites. People would be signing up a 3rd time and staying in this scam.

  8. Colin, some poor unfortunate souls sign up multiple times for Amway and perhaps other MLM's. Maybe a year or two or so has passed and they meet someone else looking for "sharp businessmen" and go to a meeting and get hooked. They're convinced by these charismatic cult leaders that the last time they didn't make money in Amway is because of the leadership. This time they promise better leadership, mentorship, better quality of people in your LOS, etc, etc. Whatever lies. These cult leaders are professional liars. The recruit likes them and wants to spend time with them. The more time they spend with them the more they want to impress their cult leader and want them to like them, etc, etc. Its difficult to explain and even harder to live through it. The incomprehension why someone can be dumb enough to get involved more than once in an MLM.

  9. I hope I didn't come across with a derisive tone above. I understand how good liars are at twisting things to make a new "opportunity" sound different and better.
    And Amway is all about lying in whatever way it takes to reel in the sucker. So sad that much of their "training" consists of teaching IBOs how to lie.

  10. No worries. Not taken that way. Give me an idea for a post to write one day soon even though I really don't have any answers. They're professional liars. They are better than all the other Amway groups.....

  11. From Business Line

    Kochi, Aug. 6:

    The police on Friday carried out searches at nine Amway centres in three districts in Kerala as part of the ongoing drive against money chain activities and cheating through multi-level marketing campaigns.

    The team under Mr J. Jayanath, Superintendent of Police, Wayanad, searched the head office of the Amway at Kochi and also its office at Kottayam. The raids were also conducted in Thiruvananthapuram, Kollam, Thrissur, Kozhikode and Palakkad.

    The police said that cases had been registered against the company at Kannur, Wayanad, and Thrissur following complaints of cheating.

    Meanwhile, Amway in a statement said the police action has come as ‘rude shock’ and surprise. A fair investigation demands that the company be notified about the nature of complaint received for such a sweeping inquiry, it said.

    The multi-level marketing and direct selling company stated that it had been receiving complaints from distributors over the past one month that they were being called to police stations and being ‘harassed’ to give complaints against the company. This is another step in the direction of ‘high handedness’ of some police officials, the statement said.

  12. Gee a company involved in committing fraud against many thousands of people is shocked and surprised that police action is being taken against them. IBO's are being harrassed to give complaints against the company? Unlikely. IBO's probably came forward willingly to the police to alert them to the scam and for assistance at getting their money back!

  13. People of Thiruvananthapuram, India cant afford to buy expensive amway kits and spend money on the scam. Read some stuff online of how some of these peop spend a months pay to get in.

  14. Amway and their cult leaders prey on the disadvantaged selling them hope and dreams.

  15. http://www.deccanchronicle.com/channels/cities/kochi/direct-selling-companies-chain-down-investors-501


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