Thursday, October 6, 2011

Make $1000 a Month in Amway and then what?

Our sack of shit Platinum told us he’d show us how to make $1000 a month in Amway and then he’d tell us how to spend it.

Well he never did show us how we could make a thousand a month but most months Ambot easily spent around a thousand purchasing Amway products and tools or indirectly related to purchasing these items such as traveling expenses all under the rabid encouragement of his upline.

Even though we never made any money in Amway we were constantly hounded by the Platinum or others upline of us to spend our money and help make them richer.

Our sack of shit Platinum put it something to the effect that we’re going to use that thousand a month building our company and then our parents were going to get some rest. Nice how the bastard’s got his priorities straight. How does he interpret “building” an Amway business? Buying more Amway products for self consumption or inventory loading or investing in the tool scam. That’s not “building” a company. That’s purchasing shit from Amway and building Amway’s business and making their owners rich. As for our parents getting some rest, I mean what the hell? First off that’s an absolute insult to those of us in the room whose parents are already dead. Second where is it written that children are supposed to start up their own business so they can support their parents and give them some rest?

The Platinum threatened violence against any IBO he spotted driving a new car instead of investing their money back in the Amway business. Yup he was going to punch out the IBO and smash him over and over into the new car until he beat the shit out of both of them.

No worry of anyone in our line buying a new car. They were too busy investing all their money in the Amway scam.

As for the sack of shit’s generous offer of showing us how to spend our money, no thanks asshole. If an extra thousand a month drops into my bank account I can figure out how to spend it all by myself.


  1. The Ambot couple of my acquaintance had to rent a vehicle to get to the latest function this weekend (freedom day planned for later this year!) because their car has more miles than the space shuttle. I joke to keep from feeling sad about the fact that their kids got left behind with friends, including the one whose birthday is today. Sadly, he's old enough to remember that a yet another crappy Amway function was more important than he is :(


  2. Chelsea - that is sad. The Amway cult tears families apart. I even have some searches to my website where children are asking how to get their parents out of Amway or they never see their parents who are always at Amway meetings. These people are so brainwashed that they put their cult leaders as number one in their lives. I hope they rented a car that comes with unlimited mileage! Yet another dollar down the toilet investing in the Amway scam and a useless Amway function. So much for calling it a freedom weekend. There is no freedom as long as you're in the Amway cult.


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