Monday, January 9, 2012
Amway Warriors on Destruction Mission aka "Helping Others"
All was quiet in the tiny town of
Normal, . USA
Then the battle cry was heard! Amway warriors!
The ambots are coming! The ambots are coming!
These horrible villains were well known throughout the land spreading their evil.
They were also known as 8pm warriors, their witching hour when they got together to plot how to destroy families.
Their shitty reputations preceeded them. The ambots were well known for tricking innocent people into attending their meetings where they promised financial freedom.
The ambots promised residual income would come rolling in forever.
First off they brainwashed the ambots into giving them all their money, either by buying shitty overpriced Amway products or attending Amway functions or investing in the tool scam. They told the ambots to buy all these things on credit cards once they’d drained their bank accounts. The ambots mailboxes were littered with overdue notices from their creditors.
The next thing they knew ambots were facing bankruptcy.
The wife finally got pissed off and ran off with a guy who worked at McDonald’s because he made more money than her husband did working the Amway scam.
Now the ambots of
had to sit back and take a closer look at the pyramid scheme they were involved in and realized it was impossible to make any money in Amway. Normal, USA
The moral of the story is that ambots need to learn not to fuck with the wrong people!