Monday, January 9, 2012

Amway Warriors on Destruction Mission aka "Helping Others"

All was quiet in the tiny town of Normal, USA.

Then the battle cry was heard! Amway warriors!

The ambots are coming! The ambots are coming!

These horrible villains were well known throughout the land spreading their evil.

They were also known as 8pm warriors, their witching hour when they got together to plot how to destroy families.

Their shitty reputations preceeded them. The ambots were well known for tricking innocent people into attending their meetings where they promised financial freedom.

The ambots promised residual income would come rolling in forever.
And everybody would get rich as easy as pushing a button.
The first thing the ambot cult leaders had to do was brainwash the new recruits.
They had to brainwash them into believing that Amway is not a pyramid scheme.
They spent most of their 8pm meetings in denial that Amway is a pyramid scheme.
The rest of the meetings were spent giving “training” such as when it comes to tax time you can write off everything Amway against your regular income and receive a refund which is the only way possible to make money in the Amway scheme.
And once the ambot was well brainwashed the Amway cult leaders unleashed the big guns and brought their prophecy of destruction into the war games.

First off they brainwashed the ambots into giving them all their money, either by buying shitty overpriced Amway products or attending Amway functions or investing in the tool scam. They told the ambots to buy all these things on credit cards once they’d drained their bank accounts. The ambots mailboxes were littered with overdue notices from their creditors.
The next thing they knew ambots were facing bankruptcy.
And then because ambots had been trained by their cult leaders to skip a few mortgage payments if they needed the money to attend Amway functions and buy tools, the bank came knocking with some bad news. The house was being foreclosed.

The wife finally got pissed off and ran off with a guy who worked at McDonald’s because he made more money than her husband did working the Amway scam.

Now the ambots of Normal, USA had to sit back and take a closer look at the pyramid scheme they were involved in and realized it was impossible to make any money in Amway.
Wow! It had been a bad idea to let those ambots take over their town.
They never thought they could be scammed. Especially since it was good friend who had scammed them into Amway.
No money, no house, no marriage. The Amway path of destruction was complete and the ambots set forth to destroy another town called Fightback, USA. Too bad for the ambot warriors, the town people were waiting. Their mission? Seek and destroy the fucking Platinum cult leader! Score!!!!

The moral of the story is that ambots need to learn not to fuck with the wrong people!


  1. All you need to do is put an IBO's boss (the one from their real jobs) Then watch as they scurry away to their rat holes.

  2. Search Referral: — targetted by amway rep on eharmony

    This is one of the keyword searches on my blog.

  3. OK both those above comments went over my head.

    Scarsborough has signed up for eharmony?

  4. Sorry, that was a kewword search on my blog. I guess an ambot was preying on someone looking for love.

  5. All that matters is screwing with the people who can't figure out why I'm having a bizarre conversation with myself.

  6. Amway crooks say that the IBOs would earn lot of money if they lose their hard-earned money to its cheating plan. The question is whether anybody would buy this wampum unless they are induced with easy and quick money.

    1. Shyam - I wouldn't buy Amway shit if it was on the nickel table at the swap meet.

  7. "The wife finally got pissed off and ran off with a guy who worked at McDonald’s because he made more money than her husband did working the Amway scam."

    That line tickled me good! Just imagine that, McD being a better deal than losing money to mlm cults. It is anyway.

    1. ExAmbot - If someone works part time at McDonalds, lets say $8/hour and works 15 hours a month they gross $120. According to Amway's literature the average monthly IBO income is $115 gross and that's working 15 hours a week at Amway. So a McDonald's employee works a quarter of the time an Amway IBO does in a month. Grosses a little more, but probably nets way more, lets say $100/month after deductions. Once an Amway IBO deducts cost of Amway products to qualify each month $300, they are already in the hole, no net, and we're not eaven talking the added expenses of attending meetings and functions and investing in the tool scam. I never knew anyone in Scamway who grossed $115 in a month anyway. Mostly it was checks under $20/month.

  8. It's funny thinking of an Ambot mocking a person working at McDonald's for having a J.O.B. considering their J.O.B. earns more than they will make, plus they don't have to trick their friends to buy their products.

    If Amway owned McDonald's they would make their employees self-consume. "My upline advised me to buy 50 Big Macs, 30 shakes, 40 Egg McMuffins, 70 Large Fries and they sent me a $20 check at the end of the month. Wow, I'll be walking the beaches of the world in no time!"

  9. Gee thanks. Now I have a sudden craving for a Big Mac, fries, and a strawberry milkshake!

    No one's ever had to trick me into buying something from Raunchy Ronnies!

  10. 50 big macs! Holly molly! My biz volume will be through the roof. Awesome.

    Then all u have to do is get others do the same n before u know it boom, mac freedom. Mac fired up! Mac beach walks of the world.

    1. ExAmbot - all you need to do is hang out at a university dormitory where the resident students don't have cars and offer to drive to McDonald's and pick up their orders and make a good profit. Nice side business but it will probably piss off the one or two students who live there and own cars and have already opened up that business. Back in my day it was called going on a rat run!

  11. I live in Madison Nebraska the poor immigrates here came and brought this dying town back to life but Amway came alone and brain washed all of them. I hope they find out soon its a scam. The whole community will be in Amway soon. I would tell them but I don't know Spanish.

    1. Amway ambots prey on the disadvantaged and they love immigrants who have credit cards with room on them to buy Amway products. Sell the hope not the soap. Doesn't matter what language you speak.


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