My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Amway Double X is Good For Sex?
25 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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Yes your partners involvement in amway will DEFINITELY kill their sex drive. Also it will kill your attraction to that person. I know from experience. Shrimp and alcohol. Chocolate too. Kapow problem solved! Youre dating somebody. One night they bring over a nicely dressed couple for dinner. They tell you how smart you are. We have a business opportunity for you. Excuse yourself to the restroom, climb out the window, get in the car and step on it! Lose that number and block theirs!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Absolutely. Amway = sex drive killer!
DeleteThe other thing you have to watch out for is that ambots always want to meet for coffee. They never want to meet for a fruit smoothie or frozen yogurt they alway want coffee. I'm pretty sure I spotted an ambot this morning at Krispy Kreme. Over the top dark formal business suit and tie. Notebook folder on table. Anxiously looking at the door wondering why the prospect was late...
Ha ha ... a few years ago you just might have been sporting me! I know, prospect googled scamway and no - showed the scambot sucker!
ReplyDeleteYou ambots need to get a clue. You're out every night at Amway meetings, counselling with upline, or otherwise hanging out with the good old Amway boys club and you get home at the wee hours of the morning when your significant other is already asleep and you wonder why you're not getting any sex? Try staying home. Or better yet quit Amway! Amway = total turn off!
DeleteA scambot = a mood killer or repellant for most anything in life.
ReplyDeleteGuy can't figure out why he's not getting laid.
DeleteHe's in Amway.
Mystery solved!
The only reason for prioritizing amway over any party/ celebration is because the person is serious about his or her business. Fun and everything else come right after your accomplishments
DeleteIt's too bad that you and your parter (ex) were not able to do something great with the Amway. Maybe he needed your support to truly grow
DeleteJose - as a real business owner I've found that we're able to balance our work and our fun. You Amway losers with your pretend businesses aren't allowed to have any fun cause you have to devote all your free time to Amway cult activities. I support my husband in our REAL business and I do NOT support him when it comes to pyramid schemes (Amway) so you can take your snotty snobby Amway male chauvinist pig attitude and shove it up your ass. And by the way according to the subject of your search and ending up at this post you can forget about sex as long as you're in Amway because it's a huge turn off to women.
DeleteHey Jose --
DeleteIf you "prioritize" Amway over a family commitment, you're a self-absorbed idiot.
Amway is just some stupid MLM racket for losers. Your family is your LIFE!
And Anna is right -- stay in Amway too long, and you won't even get a mercy handjob from a woman.
Anonymous - these Amway losers "counsel with upline" about not getting laid and are "counselled" to buy more Double X. LOL! Like maybe if they weren't a self absorbed egotistical snotty snobby Amway asshole they might have a better chance of getting laid and save their money! LOL!
DeleteHi. I love your blog. I'm also into forever living MLM business and I must tell u its not scam. It all depends on individuality. I use some of their products and also sell some and they are fantastic. People that I have sold it to have always given me good testimony. And talking about some sexual product, ours is called multi maca. Maca is a plant which helps to improve libido(google It pls). Rather than mix some vitamins, we used real root from china. But I still think forever living products are not over priced. For example, the Argi+ meant for the heart is not over priced. Because you will also find other products with the same functions in the same price category. Please visit the website www.foreverliving.com. Thanks
ReplyDeleteUh huh. Didn't read much of my blog did you?
DeleteLet me give you a very valuable free piece of advice to drive traffic to your blog or your website. Use these keywords:
Amway
Amway sex
Amway sex products
I get hundreds of searchers each month who've Googled those words and clicked through to my blog. So you can do that too and sell some of your snake oil because Amway ambots LOVE snake oil products otherwise they wouldn't be selling them too.
Ever hear the old saying about candy is dandy but liquor is quicker?
why dont you guys build your own company and leave AMWAY away. Its not your business anyway.
ReplyDeleteOh Great! Another CREEPY ambot shows up to my blog searching for Amway sex products.
DeleteOK LISTEN UP DUMB ASSES!!!!
This is a joke!
Amway = prudes = no sex products!
If you'd been paying attention dumb ass ambot you'd know that my husband and I have owned our own legitimate company for many years.
Leave Amway away???? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
The only thing you said that made sense is "its not your business anyway". You got it! No matter what the Amway cult leaders tell you - you do not own your own business. You are an Amway commissioned salesperson.
"Leave Amway away". The only way Anonymous could hope to someday be a "real" business owner and not just a pretend one and make "real" money is to "leave Amway away"... FAR away. No real business needs to rely on lies and tricking people into joining.
Delete~Dave
Dave - ha ha! Yup I keep reeling them in with the promise of Amway sex products! 10 searchers at least in the past 24 hours.
DeleteRuss Watson - what's the difference between the snake oil you're flogging and Amway's snake oil? My guess is nothing and they're both scams.
ReplyDeleteWhy do these idiots show up here to push their stupid sex-enhancement nostrums?
ReplyDeleteProbably they just love to be insulted.
DeleteAbishek - let me make sure I'm getting this right. You want to sell me pills to enlarge body parts I don't possess. Are you having a contest with an Amway Ambot to decide which one of you is a bigger dumb fuck?
ReplyDelete1stReviewer - you should go right to Amway's head office and supply your shit to them. They're always looking for snake oil to scam their Ambots with.
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