Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Amway Double X is Good For Sex?
OK! Who would do a search for “Amway Double X is good for sex”?
After I noticed someone ended up on my blog looking for answers to that all important question it gave me a good laugh and then I had to sit back and think what kind of person is hitting Google with that kind of search. This has gotta be some deprived man. I just can not see a woman doing that kind of search!
Because all women know the answer to that question - chocolate!
What the hell are the cult leaders teaching from the stage these days? WWDB - World Wide Destructive Bastards - were a bunch of prudes so sex never came up in any meetings I attended. Whether or not it came up when ambots counselled with upline, I’m going out on a limb here and saying yes. They were probably told no sex until they reached Platinum because it would distract them away from the task of sniping prospects to come to Amway board plan meetings and signing up new IBOs and finding customers to buy overpriced shitty products.
When you’re in Amway and hustling from one meeting to another and hustling people to join the scam there is no time for sex anyway so why would an ambot care if Double X is good for sex. It makes for a good nursery rhyme thats for sure!
Double X is good for NOTHING! It is an overpriced expensive piece of shit vitamin that costs Amway about $10 to produce including the packaging and they sell it to the brainwashed masses for just under $80 for a one month supply! Rip off! Rip off! Rip off!
I just checked Walmart’s website for a daily complete vitamin and Equate Mature costs $10 for a bottle of 220 pills.
OK people. Instead of gobbling vitamins how about just eating a sensible well balanced diet and you probably don’t need to take any supplements unless your doctor has done a blood test on you and notices your body is lacking in something and tells you to take it.
Come on man. Instead of doing a dumb ass search on the Internet about Double X good for sex just go to the grocery store and look for a magazine that has a cover story about the top 10 foods to boost your sex life and buy that instead. Cheaper to buy a magazine and some chocolate coated strawberries than Double X which ain’t good for sex!
Unless your problems are deeper than that. Keep an eye on your email’s inbox and turn off the spam filter. I know if I keep getting emails to enlarge body parts I don’t possess then everybody else must be getting them too! Cheaper than Double X and will probably give you the same results that Double X will give you for sex. Zippo!
You ambots need to get a clue. If your significant other has cut you off it has something to do with them being pissed off that you are spending all your time with other Amway cult followers and spending all your money on overpriced shitty Amway products.
Your answer does not lie in buying Double X and hoping its good for sex.
In fact spending more money on useless Double X will likely be very bad for sex.
Instead of doing a search on Valentines Day about Double X being good for sex, the best thing you can do is quit the Amway cult. That will probably be better for sex than Double X!
And now that I’ve got all these wonderful keywords in this post I’m probably going to have this guy visit my blog again real soon! And reel in a few more sucker IBO’s with the same problem!