My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Friday, February 17, 2012
Amway IBO misses cruise ship?
8 comments:
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Ha! I guess he could always call his upline! They'd be sure to help him, after all they love him right?
ReplyDeleteRocket - they're all in Amway! Its not like they have any savings or disposable income to help him out. Like our sack of shit Platinum always used to say "I could loan you the money if I wanted but I won't. That wouldn't teach you anything." Or something along those lines. The real reason he couldn't loan anyone money was because he didn't have any extra money sitting around to loan out!
DeleteMr IBO, I have a board plan of my own that Id like to show you. Its called waterboarding!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Or its called swimming real fast!
DeleteThis shit is not funny scambot is thinking... oh wait a minute, i am thinking that was a scambot, oh it's funny as hell. Every lying scambot needs to be fucked up goodly.
ReplyDeleteExAmbot - I agree. Every scambot needs to be royally fucked up as revenge for all the misery they've brought to other people's lives.
DeleteIt's kind of funny watching the guy wave his arms and yell "stop!" What's he think the large cruise ship is going to do? Slam on the brakes and throw it in reverse to go pick him up? It's not a taxi.
ReplyDelete~Dave
Dave - It was funny to watch and only an ambot would do that! They go around with the attitude of how they're better than everyone else because they're in Amway and everyone else in the world referred to as the ambot's servant have to drop what they're doing and cater to the whilms of the ambot. Stop! Come back! How dare you leave someone behind who is in Amway!
DeleteNormal people who are not brainwashed ambots would be pissed at their own stupidity for not watching the time but then go look for the port authority for advice. Running and screaming stop come back at a ship that is obviously a few hundred feet out in the ocean is obviously a lesson in futility. Same as being an Amway IBO and hoping to make money!