Friday, February 17, 2012

Amway IBO misses cruise ship?

So this Amway IBO is on a cruise and is pissing off everyone on the boat prospecting them. Try to enjoy your lobster and steak and some lousy ambot is sniping prospects in the grand dining room. The ship stops at this port and the ambot is hustling the locals trying to show them the Amway board plan instead of going sightseeing or shopping. He’s so busy begging the locals to sign up for Amway that he’s not watching the time. Oops cruise ship is supposed to leave at 4pm and its now 4:10. Well he has nothing to worry about. He’s an Amway IBO and that means he’s better than everyone else and has a sense of entitlement. The ship will wait for him because he’s in Amway.

Or will it?

Meanwhile up on the bridge the ship’s crew are watching this dumb ass ambot running down the dock. One of them begs the captain to pick him up and says “that’s my upline Platinum cult leader. If he doesn’t get on the ship he’ll destroy my marriage.”

The captain says “that lying sack of shit sold me Double X vitamins for 80 bucks and told me they were good for sex. They didn’t do piss all good. Fuck him. I ain’t turning this old tub around. He can find another way home!”


8 comments:

  1. Ha! I guess he could always call his upline! They'd be sure to help him, after all they love him right?

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    1. Rocket - they're all in Amway! Its not like they have any savings or disposable income to help him out. Like our sack of shit Platinum always used to say "I could loan you the money if I wanted but I won't. That wouldn't teach you anything." Or something along those lines. The real reason he couldn't loan anyone money was because he didn't have any extra money sitting around to loan out!

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  2. Mr IBO, I have a board plan of my own that Id like to show you. Its called waterboarding!

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    1. Ha ha! Or its called swimming real fast!

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  3. This shit is not funny scambot is thinking... oh wait a minute, i am thinking that was a scambot, oh it's funny as hell. Every lying scambot needs to be fucked up goodly.

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    1. ExAmbot - I agree. Every scambot needs to be royally fucked up as revenge for all the misery they've brought to other people's lives.

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  4. It's kind of funny watching the guy wave his arms and yell "stop!" What's he think the large cruise ship is going to do? Slam on the brakes and throw it in reverse to go pick him up? It's not a taxi.
    ~Dave

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    1. Dave - It was funny to watch and only an ambot would do that! They go around with the attitude of how they're better than everyone else because they're in Amway and everyone else in the world referred to as the ambot's servant have to drop what they're doing and cater to the whilms of the ambot. Stop! Come back! How dare you leave someone behind who is in Amway!

      Normal people who are not brainwashed ambots would be pissed at their own stupidity for not watching the time but then go look for the port authority for advice. Running and screaming stop come back at a ship that is obviously a few hundred feet out in the ocean is obviously a lesson in futility. Same as being an Amway IBO and hoping to make money!

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