Saturday, February 18, 2012

The Amway Male Chauvinist Pig Club

The first time we were in WWDB Amway I didn’t get the impression that I was around a bunch of male chauvinist pigs. Between round 1 and 2 Amway had changed in the few years since we’d be in - and for the worst. The 2nd time I was immersed in a WWDB Amway cult that was plugged full of male chauvinist pig asshole ambots brainwashed to think this way by the great Amway cult leaders.

“Don't you want your wife to come home from work and be there for your children?”

That was one of the “lines” that our Platinum used to tell us to use when prospecting for new IBO’s.

There’s a sexist comment. Who says that all wives have - or want - children? Maybe they don’t want neither - no outside job, no children. Who’s to say that women who stay home MUST have children? Our sack of shit Platinum, that’s who. Male chauvinist pig!

Likewise who says that all wives want to come home from work? Maybe the wife doesn’t want to come home from work and is happy with her job so stop forcing that male chauvinist pig bullshit on her.

I should clarify here that with normal people who are not in the Amway cult just because a husband doesn’t want or need his wife to work a job and prefers she stay home doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a male chauvinist pig. Many men have good incomes and the family can live comfortably off the one income. In this day and age women still do not get paid what they’re worth and earn less than their male counterparts. Sometimes it doesn’t make financial sense for a woman to keep working. Sometimes her job is too stressful and the man should do whatever he can to help her quit her job so she can stay at home.

And equally the other way around too. Sometimes the woman has the better paying job and the husband would rather stay at home. Either way, whatever. Whichever one is staying at home taking care of the house and children or staying at home watching soap operas on TV doesn’t matter. Its a decision a couple makes together.

Don’t need no fucked up Amway upline telling them how they should be doing it. According to the cult leaders the Amway way is the only right way to do it and that is for the woman to quit her job first.

Our sack of shit Platinum takes women for granted. He doesn’t even put his wife first in his life. She got one upped by God. Actually they both got one upped by Amway. Somehow his house gets cleaned, the laundry gets done, the garbage gets taken out, the lawn is mowed, the garden is weeded, meals get cooked, the cookie jar is full, etc. Does he think some magical fairy is running around taking care of all of this?

His wife hasn’t worked a job in years. And he thinks thats something to brag about? Like he’s the first man in all of history whose wife does not work.

I get ambots stopping by my blog to leave their canned amspeak comments. These bastards are outraged that someone is out there telling the truth about what its like being inside the Amway cult. How dare any former cult member betray the cult! If enough people get the word out then they’ll have an even worse time signing up new recruits. In almost every comment left for me I get accused of being a selfish negative unchristian dream stealer who doesn’t want to see my husband’s dreams come true.

What the fuck! There it is with the Amway male chauvinist pig lingo again. Those Amway assholes and the good old boys club. Its all about the men. Its all about the husband’s dream.

Those Amway male chauvinist pigs refuse to accept that the wife might have dreams too. And if she does too fucking bad. Wives dreams are insignificant and should be ignored.

Its all about the man! Its all about the husband. Its all about going along with what he wants. Serve and obey. Fucking male chauvinist pig Amway assholes. That attitude went out the window about 100 years ago. Brought back to life in recent years by the good old Amway male chauvinist pig club. No wonder WWDB stands for World Wide Destructive Bastards - out to destroy marriages and families. Brainwashed ambots!

A lot of times a wife has different dreams than her husband. Sure they’ll have some dreams they share, always nice to have some things in common with your significant other, but some dreams will be different. Perhaps the wife dreams of being a prima ballerina but the husband has no interest in putting on a tutu and prancing around a stage. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t support her in her dream. Support can take different forms - financial or emotional or showing up and being there.

Maybe the husband’s dream is to become a skydiver. The wife does not like planes, does not like heights, and sees no point in jumping out of a perfectly good plane and hoping the parachute opens before you hit the earth. Maybe she’ll buy him a parachute jump for his birthday. So she supports him financially in his dream and maybe emotionally. Hard to say. If a wife has fears of jumping out of a plane she’s probably none too happy that her husband is jumping.

Kind of like Amway. If a wife has no interest in belonging to a cult and losing money and being brainwashed she ain’t none too happy that her husband is doing it.

The Amway male chauvinist pig club is all about getting the wife home from her job only because the upline says so not because the husband and wife have come to this decision together. The Amway male chauvinist pig club also says to make the husband’s dreams come true because whatever separate dreams the wife has are insignificant compared to her husband’s and don’t matter.

That’s the Amway male chauvinist pig club hard at work destroying marriages.

The wife has a better chance of retiring early and coming home first only if they are not frittering their money away on the Amway scam.

Here’s another good time to send out another fuck you to our former sack of shit Platinum for his fucked up Amway values that he forces on his victims.


  1. I love your blog. I dabbled in amway about 10 years ago, and I saw the cult like attitude then. It took in a couple of good friends of mine.. more on that story later. I take a different tack on the "Male Chauvinist Pig" and amway though,

    looking at it from a mans set of eyes, it does seem to be chauvinistic in the way that a mans worth is only how fat his wallet is, and a womans worth is how well she is kept. I wish I had time to expand on this. but it seems that WWDB exploites what is best in a mans nature, Providing for his family, and a womans nature, to nurture and love her family and morph it into a hybrid christian/money cult.

    1. Thanks for stopping by Anonymous!

      You know I didn't see the cult attitude when we were in Amway 10 years ago except at Free Enterprise Days. Big difference the 2nd time around in WWDB/Amway with the whole cult and male chauvinist pig good old boy's club thing.

      The big teaching when I was in Amway the last time was that the man is a warrior. And the woman was.... Well. Nothing.

    2. "a mans worth is only how fat his wallet is, and a woman’s worth is how well she is kept...exploit...and morph this it into a hybrid christian/money cult"

      Very accurate Anonymous. Warrior! Sure thing I heard that one before. Woman was to support her husband's dream then she can achieve/live whatever... hers - implied come as come home, hobnob shopping and have a house servant. And of course she is to smile at all jokes even if she's heard them numerous times before. Wohoo this dream train is on a roll...roller coaster for 99%+ IBOs.

    3. ExAmbot - when it comes to Amway women don't count. Worthless creatures who are only there to fulfill the man's needs. Serve no other purpose. As you said all she has to do is sit there and smile at the same jokes he tells. In return he'll support her in a lifestyle that she deserves. Hmmmm. That would mean debt, possible bankruptcy, fear of foreclosure and eviction, destroyed relationships, no time to do anything that isn't Amway related. Oh goodie! Women will be just busting down the doors to sign up for this bullshit!


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