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Wednesday, March 21, 2012
The Creepy Henchman of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership
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I can't figure out what was the angle the henchman was trying to achieve. Just wanting to be a control freak? Just being a dick? Did he have a credit card that has "rewards" and figured he'd get a bunch of points on his card and everyone else would have to pay him for the rooms? Does he get a power trip by pairing up odd groupings of people in the rooms, like the Reverend Moon choosing who his followers could marry? Was it his way of making sure you wouldn't be able to come?
ReplyDeleteMan, some really weird people in that cult. lol
I'd say it was all of the above! Control freak. Dick. Credit card rewards (all ambots have that!), power trip, and bossing people around.
DeleteThis guy could get a role in a dracula flick based on his looks alone! He is creepy!
I remember those episodes of ambots & rooms being shuffled around. I would book a room and on the day we get there some topline ambot re-assigns ambots to other rooms, splitting up couples etc. Looked really bad. They all read from the same book don't they.
ReplyDeleteExAmbot - its like being back in summer camp again - boys in one room girls in another. I usually booked my own hotel room somewhere that was not on WWDB's approved list of hotels and usually saved myself $50 a night by going somewhere else that it wasn't so easy for any of the upline assholes to get their clutches in us. This was the only hotel at any Amway function I attended that we stayed at where there were other ambots staying there. And when we stayed at other hotels - the upline wanted to know where we were staying like its any of their fucking business but it was pretty hard to split us up if they couldn't find us!
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