Saturday, April 14, 2012

A Message to the Pervert Ambot from Wisconsin

Nothing really surprises me when it comes to ambots who end up at my blog after doing some whacked out search.

So this ambot from Wisconsin ends up at my post Walk Across That Stage after doing a search for “Amway IBO nude photos”

I mean really. I can’t think of any Amway IBO that I’d want to see nude photos of. Its bad enough I have vivid memories of what they all look like fully clothed. Naked? No thanks!

Although I have no problem with nude photos and I wouldn’t mind coming across some nudes of George Clooney I’m not searching around the Internet looking. Too many of those sites carry viruses.

Kind of reminds you of the guy standing on the street corner wearing a trench coat who says Psst hey buddy wanna buy some pictures of naked IBO’s. Eeeww yuck gross no thanks. Got any of George Clooney?

No seriously you give me a thousand bucks and I’ll take those nudie IBO pix and burn them for you. Nobody needs to see that!

Sorry to disappoint you people but I have no interest in posting photos of nude IBO’s onto my blog. The fact that I was #10 on the old Google search engine tells me he may or may not have had any luck with the first 9 web pages he visited! I realize that I’m pretty high up there on the search engines when it comes to searching for just about any Amway related information and I’m sure this post is going to hit #1 very quickly in case Wisconsin Pervert Ambot does another search mission.

Come on guy. Just go to the drugstore and pick up an issue of Penthouse or Playboy or whatever turns your crank and pretend you are looking at IBOs.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 14, 2012 at 4:15 PM

    Maybe this is a new avenue that Amway is going down. Amway-sponsored porn sites. Just pay them $200 for an Amway porn site starter kit which you will be the only person looking at the pictures. Then you have to get your mom and dad and aunt and friends to all start their own Amway porn site, and then eventually when you have enough porn downline you'll be free to walk the nude beaches of the world.

    ~Dave

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    1. Anna BananaApril 14, 2012 at 6:46 PM

      Dave - Amway will probably make a much better profit from selling porn than their overpriced shitty products!

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    2. ConnieFApril 15, 2012 at 4:09 AM

      LOL, this is hilarious!

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    3. AnonymousApril 24, 2012 at 10:23 AM

      I doubted, Amfuckbots look like shit. They better keep promoting that Scamshit they were created to export. It takes REAL business skills to sell yourself…YOU HEAR THAT SCAMFUCKSHITBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      AHAHAHAHAHAHA…SCAMFUCKTURDBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Cheers
      The Scamshitbot Destroyer

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  2. AnonymousApril 14, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    Hahaa what a sickass! At the meeting I went to, all the ladies looked like they were dressed to go to church. Super conservative. I wasnt really attracted to any of em. Good lord what kinda sick demented fucks are they creating in his LOS?

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    1. Anna BananaApril 14, 2012 at 6:49 PM

      Oh well. To each their own. If you want to look at naked pictures fine. If you specifically want to look at naked ambots that's creepy. There was no one I met in Amway that I'd want to see in the nude. All those prudes I met in Scamway would be horrified at the suggestion of naked Amway IBO photos available for viewing. Amway creates sick demented fucks without any help from those who want to peek at naked IBO photos!

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  3. MannafoolApril 22, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    Lol

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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