Thursday, April 5, 2012
Things to do in Calgary Alberta instead of WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2012
Amway WWDB will be holding Spring Leadership in
on May 5 and 6 2012 at the Calgary Exhibition & Stampede. Calgary Alberta
Keeping with my theme of finding better things to do than spend $125 for a ticket to World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2012 going to an Amway function to get brainwashed.
Believe it or not Anna Banana actually sort of knows where
is. One of my friends from Calgary L.A. moved to years ago. Sometime in the late 90’s Ambot and I drove up to visit her and her husband. Pretty easy to get there. Get on I-5 and head north that goes all the way to the Saskatchewan border. Then there’s another highway I think it was called the Canada Highway and it goes all the way east across Washington British Columbia Canada to the Atlantic ocean. So that was the highway we were on and it drives right through . We did not stop. Nothing there that looked of interest to us. I have a couple of vague memories of driving through Calgary Alberta besides not stopping in . First off every radio station plays country music. Didn’t bother me too much because I like all kinds of music but Ambot was really bitchy about the music selection. Also all they do on the radio is talk about Albertan schnooks. Yeah OK. Well all I do here is talk about ambots! Calgary
Hey - who would pay to see a fight between an Albertan ambot and an Albertan schnook? Ha ha!
Zoo. Yup, I have found yet another zoo in a city where Amway WWDB is holding Spring Leadership! The zoo here costs a few bucks more than other city zoos at $21. Maybe it costs more to feed animals in Calgary ? Lower prices for different age groups. At least they don’t have the bizarre penny pincher pricing at the zoo that the tower has. But they still want to charge you tax on top of it. Canada
Big Rock Brewery - Seeing as how I’ve found other beer breweries in other towns offering free tours and tasting I decided to check this one out. First thing I found out is they want you to cough up $25 for tour and tasting! Holy shit! Did they hear a bunch of ambots were going to be in town and decide to rip them off seeing as how they’re already used to being ripped off by Amway? So I’d say give this stinker a pass and stick with where you can get the freebie beer tours and tasting. But the name intrigued me. Did this Albertan schnook have a big rock in his yard he had to figure out what to do with? The website gave a little more info and apparently there’s this big rock out in a field a few miles south of
that was deposited there by a glacier and people go out there and look at it. Yup. Life doesn’t get much more exciting in Calgary than driving around looking for rocks out in fields! Alberta
No offense to anyone from
but it looks like the biggest hit with tourists would be the highway heading out of town! Calgary
If you’re married to an ambot try to steer him to
Honolulu or for Spring Leadership where at least you’ll have stuff to do while he’s out being brainwashed by the cult leaders. Las Vegas
Spring Leadership sucks!
Finding stuff to do in
instead of going to Spring Leadership sucks! Calgary
Ha ha. I am such a city girl!