Thursday, May 10, 2012
Buy Your Tickets for WWDB Amway Puryear Family Reunion 2012!
Time for some keywords because IBO’s are desperately searching for information about World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion! This is an Amway function held in July each year.
And the Amway assholes in my upline suck! Fuck you bastards!
Puryear Family Reunion is being held on July 13 to 15 2012 in
. Boise Idaho
Before Amway ambots get out of Spring Leadership the shitheads in their upline are riding their asses about Family Reunion coming up in July and BUY your tickets NOW! Before they are sold out! Translation: Before you can think about quitting Amway sometime over the next couple of months. Gimmee your money!!!!
So off I go to the World Wide Destructive Bastards website to see what I can find about their current plans for causing financial distress to their cult followers and breaking up marriages and destroying families. There’s IMPACT a lot in their brainwashing message to the ambot cult followers.
I’ll give you fuckers IMPACT all right! Impact is a collision like two cars crashing into each other at an intersection. Scamway is a path to collision! I write my blog so that others know exactly what kind of IMPACT putting up with Amway assholes will have on your life. Amway IMPACT = collision with evil.
I don’t know if where they’re holding the reunion they’re having ambots running all over
or if the venues are close together. Ain’t never been there - don’t know my way around town! General sessions in the Centurylink Arena July 14 and 15. Saturday dinner and Sunday Breakfast in the Boise Centre. I thought they spelled it wrong so I double checked on the Internet and that is right. Go figure. Original typo made it too expensive to make changes? Boise
Can’t find the price for WWDB Amway Family Reunion because you gotta buy a $50/month membership into the cult to see that top secret information but it includes accommodations, two meals and meetings. When we went to Family Reunion it was $450 for both of us and that included tickets, Saturday night hotel, and Saturday night dinner. I’m guessing that dollar amount is still in the ballpark. I mean just how expensive can
be? Its not the tourist or convention capital of the Boise ! U.S.A.
Friday night looks to be the bullshit Amway “trade show” with the usual shitty products - Artistry, Nutrilite etc.
Ha ha they’re also offering a seminar on “tough questions”. You know the kind you get from friends and family when you tell them you’re in the Amway cult. They’ll teach you how to answer those questions! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! Yup more of the same old Amway bullshit canned Amspeak responses.
Saturday’s speakers are going to be recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. I don’t know what the hell a ruby is in Amway. But whatever. These lying Amway assholes are apparently going to talk about building “the business”. Well if those bastards do that it will be a first in Scamway history because when I went all I remember is everyone that got up on the stage gushes and bullshits and brags and don’t give no business advice.
Then Diamonds will be yapping about the importance of having a dream. Yeah what’s the Diamond going to say - my dream is to scam the cult followers in my downline! Buy more tools assholes!
On Sunday afternoon the Diamonds are going to be teaching business methods. How to reel in more suckers to the Amway scam!
Who are the troublemaking bastards that will be bullshitting the Amway cult followers this year?
Ron and Georgie Lee Puryear
Glen and Joya Baker
Greg and Laurie Duncan
Joe & Norma Foglio
Jim and Judy Head
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda
Mike and Michi Woods
Dan and Sandy Yuen
Does anyone else notice how the Amway good old boys male chauvinist club puts the mans name first? Chivalry is dead in the Amway hellhole! Wouldn’t want to be on the Titanic with these assholes!
Seems to be a few names missing. I better add them in so I can throw off any ambots looking for their Amway asshole heroes at Family Reunion. Brad Wolgamott. Dean Kosage.
. Brad Duncan. And lets not forget good old Ganesh and Neha Shenoy because I get lots of Google searches for them every day! Oh wait what about the Amway assholes who jumped ship to Monavie? Who can help out here? Britt someone? Dexter Yager? David Shores
Missing from the line up of Amway asshole activities is the Sunday morning brainwashing sermon but we all know they will sneak it in. The one where they pass a hat or a bucket or whatever and take up a collection for the Diamond preaching to the cult followers. Got to make a little side cash by throwing in even more religion like the rest of the weekend wasn’t already peppered with it. Scam you suckers into thinking this money is going to charity! The charity is called the Diamond wants a new Porsche!
Get a clue you fucking Amway assholes! Legitimate businesses do not bring up biblical terms constantly in the workplace or haul it into conferences.
Unless they’re a cult!
Family reunion sucks!