Friday, June 15, 2012
Recent Search Criteria to Land On Married to an Ambot
My blog is pretty high on the search engines for just about anything related to Amway so I decided to put down what some of my searchers have been using to end up at my blog over the past day. Followed by my thoughts on that search!
“sex sex sex Amway big” - those Amway bastards ain’t getting sex because being in Amway is such a huge turn off that they gotta head to the Internet for their sex fixes
“XS energy drinks” - what can I say? Piss water!!!!
“Amway IBO” - seems a little on the tame side as far as searchers go
“Brad Wolgamott affair” - mind your own business you fucking nosy ambots!
“how to quit the Amway website” - how about just stop visiting there? Don’t click the link!
“Ron Puryear scandal” - I can’t nail down only one
“Platinum level income Amway” - whatever amount the lying sack of shit tells you. They lying Amway assholes like to throw around $100,000. They’re losing money though they won’t admit it - fake it till you make it!
“Amway summer conference 2012” - yup see Anna Banana for your Amway info cause its top secret info that you won’t get out of WWDB or Amway!
“Equipo Vision Amway scam” - I believe this is a Spanish speaking Amway cult.
“Amway Boise 2012” - yup still number one for ambots to find their info!
“Inspiring letters from Amway Platinums” - oh excuse me while I puke!!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!
“go to hell Amway” - Impossible! Amway is already there!!!!
“Amway CDs for sale” - why the fuck would you want one????
“Family Reunion WWDB 2012 location” - at least ambots can find that info from my blog because its very hard to find from their cult leaders or anywhere else on the Internet. Top secret location for big cult meeting!
“fuck Amway” - yup that searcher came to the right place!
“Amway Double X” - yup we’ve discussed this one a few times. Puke city!
“WWDB is a scam” - you got that right!
“Amway sex” - yawn!
“We hate Amway” - usually the searchers just say “I hate Amway” so I got a tag team here
“my wife is an ambot” - ooh, I feel for you guy. Maybe you should write a blog too giving the male perspective. You are in the minority. Usually its the husband who is the ambot.
“how do I cancel Communikate” - yup we have that covered here too!
“Amway free gift” - ha ha ha!!! Now there’s a laugh. And was a topic of a post I wrote so this search comes up often.
“quit IBO” - I ain’t quitting you!!!!
“Can I quit Amway through the website” - Amway makes it very difficult for IBO’s to figure out how to quit. The simple way is to stop buying Amway shit, stop attending Scamway meetings, and don’t renew your membership at the end of the year. Its not like you get a refund on your membership fee for the unused portion for the rest of the year.
“Ganesh Shenoy divorce” or various themes on that. A lot of nosy ambots out there.
“fuck Amway” - or did I already cover that one. Get it a lot from my searchers!
“kicked out of Amway” - oh you should be so lucky!!!
“Amway school sex” - Amway has schools for sex classes? Holy shit! Just one of those things you don’t really want to know about!