Amway Employee from Ada Michigan Speaks

Every now and then I get a visitor from Amway’s head office in Ada, Michigan who’ve got nothing better to do with their time than fuck around on the Internet instead of getting their work done and occasionally employees past and present leave comments.

And here’s a good place to put in that some of you may have noticed the comments section over on the right side of the page has gone missing. That was what I used to see who’d left me comments I can respond to. A couple of weeks ago it stopped working. The person who handles my blog set up and the gadgets checked it a week ago and the Comment gadget from Blogger is broken so its been removed for the time being. Hope it gets up and running again soon. A pain in the ass for the person who moderates comments sends me the links.

But back to Scamway.

Obviously its getting time for Amway to do the year end reviews on the employees so this person from Amway’s customer service department aka the I-don’t-give-a-shit-desk is checking the qualifications for getting a job at Amway to make sure they’re up to snuff and still possess all those qualifications so they can gloat about it at their year end review. If I ever get around to updating that list of Amway employee qualifications I better add “inability to string a sentence together”!!!

And yes this is a very accurate description of the customer service one can expect if they contact Amway’s head office in Ada Michigan. Having an Amway employee swear at me on the phone is no skin off my ass. I can handle the language though I can see how some ambot prudes might not like that treatment. This employee is a shining example of the quality Amway strives for in its hiring process.

Lmao yu are very pathetic I'm a customer service represative from Amway and yes honey straight from ADA mi while yu failed in our business theirs others reaching diamond platinum level don't blame others for yur failure I help every single day these ibo' s get to the level their at quite frankly I'm happy yur sorryass is not with amway anymore yu were prolly the people who would call in constantly to report they did not recieve orders, items we will never doubt yu and always process replacements were not dumb we no half of these reports are bs but hey were Amway we can do that shit and honey yu want to talk about high prices quality cost my love if yu can't afford it don't join then yu make me laugh with yur dumb posts I did not know ver brainwash people lmao well while u sit here and stress over Amway we will keep doing our thing if yu ever want to chat give us a call yu have our number if yu don't its public honey make sure yu speak with one of us in ADA mi and I really do hope u yu accept my post time to here it from an actual

Even though the Amway customer service rep says s/he is not dumb I checked the comment for readability to see what grade level it is and its zero. Not even grade one level. Yup that sounds about right for qualifying for a job at Amway! Ha ha!!!

The interesting thing is this Amway employee says IBO’s phone and complain they didn’t get their order so Amway sends a replacement. And accuses me of doing it. Uh that would be a big NO. If the Amway shit we ordered didn’t show up my first call will be to the credit card company to get the charges reversed. I ain’t calling Amway to get them to send the order again. We have enough Amway shit in the house! Our sack of shit Platinum did give us tips to screw over Amway and get free products sent out but I do not recall ever hearing the “pretend the goods didn’t show up” scam. Not saying it wasn’t taught to our group just not when I was in the room because I think I’d remember that one. Any time Amway shit does not show up at the house that’s a good day!

Amway employee actually left two comments as proof of the quality of people who work for Amway and I’ll quote from the other comment in another post. I can only have so much fun in one day you know!