Wednesday, September 10, 2014

A Pyramid Of Amway Ambots

I heard a phrase on TV that I’m pretty sure said pyramid of friends. I didn’t pay much attention to how the phrase was used. All I heard was pyramid and immediately thought Amway and I heard friends and I thought of those phoney fake Amway bastards that are your immediate friends when you sign up with the Amway cult and after you quit you never see those Amway assholes again. YAY!!!!!! They’re only friends as long as they can make money off you. Once the money dries up those fickle Amway bastards aren’t your friends anymore. Well they weren’t really your friends to begin with anyway.

If anyone has ever wasted their time at an Amway meeting they know the Amway cult leaders got a chalk board and draw a bunch of circles. One circle at the top is you and then they draw a couple of sticks and circles below that and say those are the people you sign up for Amway and they duplicate what you do and drink one Amway beverage and eat one Amway food bar daily. But usually they draw 6 circles because everyone should be able to find 6 people HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though they’re circles they’re still drawn to look like a pyramid with you, the lowly Amway ambot at the top and your little empire of brainwashed ambots beneath you. And you earn gazillions of dollars every month because all these ambots further down the pyramid are making millions of dollars in sales.

Here’s the reality. New brainwashed gaga ambot is unlikely to find one sucker to sign up to the Amway scam let alone 2 or 6. The other reality is that the new ambot is down at the bottom of the pyramid with a bunch of other little worker bee Amway ambots. These are the guys who have enough savings or room on their credit card so they can buy hundreds of dollars of Amway products every month to impress the assholes in their Amway upline about how much “business” they have. Dumb fucks taking the whole buy from your own store bullshit overly seriously. The next level of the Amway pyramid will be the fucking assholes that sponsored the one ambot into the scam. They make a little commission off any sales the moron in their downline buys off Amway. And it keeps going up the pyramid like that. Everyone makes a little commission off those Amway ambots below them. As you go higher up the Amway pyramid these dumb fuck ambots get these fucking stupid names like Fucked Up Eagle, Double Fucked Up Eagle, Sack of Shit Platinum, Double Fucked Up Sack of Shit Platinum, Rip Off Ruby, Emerald Bastard, Fucking Diamond, Double Fucked Up Executive Diamond. There are less people on each upper level pissing on the Amway ambots lower than them on each level of the Amway pyramid. But with each level higher up on the pyramid the Amway assholes are likely making more money than the Amway ambots lower down than them. When you reach an Emerald level on the pyramid which is pretty high up there and you probably have close to 1000 people below you on the pyramid that ambot can expect to earn around $2,000 to $3,000/month. This is according to books and Youtube videos of former Amway Emeralds who disclosed how much they really made. Even though at Amway meetings the cult leaders claim Emeralds make around $125,000/year, that’s not true according to former Emeralds with 1000 ambots in their downline. Its closer to $30,000/year. Amway ambots need to do the math. An Emerald is considered king when it comes to Amway ambots. Heres the person where the lowly ambots are expected to suck dick and kiss ass and with 1000 little worker bee Amway ambots below him he’s only making $30,000/year well that’s just fucked up. Who knows 1000 people?

A little higher up on the Amway pyramid are the Diamonds and according to Amway’s literature they make around $150,000/year. A much more decent income than Emeralds make but how many people below them on the pyramid did they have to steal money from and lie and treat like shit. To get to this level you can’t have any conscience and morals mean piss all to you. At this level there is profit sharing in the Amway tool scam and its possible to make more money from selling tickets to Amway ambots further down the pyramid to come hear you speak. Who wants to pay money to hear some fucked up Amway asshole speak? Save that money and go to the movies or a rock concert instead. But even these hallowed cocksuckers aren’t at the top of the Amway pyramid. There’s other Diamonds who have executive titles and who run various Amway cult sects. These are the ones making the real money and dictating how much money the bastards lower down the Amway pyramid make.

And who is on the top of the Amway pyramid? Well that would be the owners of the company or their heirs. That’s where the real money in Amway is. Signing up suckers to their expensive buyers club and selling generic and substandard products at overinflated prices. They can’t get away with that in the real marketplace in drugstores and grocery stores because everyone would buy from their lower priced/better quality competitors. So the owners have to create an exclusive buying club and hire cult leaders who can brainwash these fuckers into believing that they own their own business and they’re paying more money and getting higher quality products and these things mean they’re better than everyone else in the world.

That’s the Amway ambot pyramid. It constantly crumbles away from the bottom because people come to their senses and realize they’re losing money and they’ve been brainwashed by a cult and they quit so the Ambots higher up on the Amway pyramid must constantly replenish the stock and patch up the pyramid and find more suckers to join their cult.

Stay away from the Amway pyramid scheme. That’s the worst pyramid in the world to try to climb. Wanna climb a pyramid? Go to Egypt or the Yucatan. It’ll be much cheaper than climbing the Amway pyramid.


  1. Holly crap AnnaB you had me laugh so had I had to clench mine cheeks not to rip one. Jeezuz! The truth of what you said is uncanny - I know exactly who was up to what, as you exactly described. Funny in truth-loved it.

  2. I had diamonds and the crown kingpin of wwdb all buddy buddy with me. Till they realize I'm not a Ambot and not in their pyramid. Especially when they see someone with no intensions of ever signing up. Then they become rude assholes. I think the ultimate asshole fucktard has to be Howie danzik. He told people he's never married and his previous wife was actually his sister. Yet his brainwashed ambots buy into his bullshit. His new wife Teresa sounds like a crazy preacher on tv selling holy water for 100.00 a bottle.

    1. Anonymous - that's really creepy to even pretend to be buddy buddy with those Amway bastards! LOL! No they won't want nothing to do with you if you won't sign up to the Amway cult. And they all sound like crazy preachers flogging their snake oil.

    2. I'll only pretend to be there buddy to set them up. Maybe send them to a hole in the ground. Or have them show up so we can kill their shitty dream of making diamond

    3. Well yeah it might be fun to set them up. Give them monopoly money to pay for their shit.

  3. Saw this page about odds and how the roulette table has better odds or a pyramid with no products have better odds than Amway or most product mlms of succeeding.

    1. Anonymous - you got better odds of getting hit by a car than making money in Amway!


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