Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Amway Ambot Prank Call
OK this is not a funny ha ha kind of prank phone call. This was probably funny to the caller bugging an Amway Ambot getting even for all those Amway Ambots out there that bug the shit out of everyone else, but the content itself is something that could really be happening. The prankster has got the phone number of some upline Amway asshole and his story is his father is in the hospital after taking Amway Nutrilite Vitamins and now he wants to know what’s in the shit because the old man has been poisoned and if he dies he’s going to take legal action against the upline Amway bastard who is head of the team that sold it. The whole time I’m listening to this I’m thinking although its not really funny it could really be happening. You know cause Amway assholes go around bragging about the snake oil they sell cures everything. Some people might wonder why the prankster phones the upline Amway asshole instead of calling Amway’s customer service desk better known as the I-don’t-give-a-shit department. If you phone Amway’s head office and complain that an Amway asshole lied to you, the lazy bastards working at Amway’s head office say they’re not responsible for the lies any of their commissioned salespeople say and to take it up directly with the lying Amway bastard himself. Which is what this caller did. And then the fucking Amway asshole gives the caller Amway’s website and tells him to type in the vitamin in the search field and that will give him the information he needs about what’s in that vitamin. And Amway assholes go around calling everyone else lazy? Fucking lazy Amway asshole! I hope the prankster scared the shit out of that Ambot!