Thursday, September 11, 2014
Ambots MUST Attend ALL Amway Meetings
There’s a recent visitor to this blog who let us know her ambot husband decided it would be more important to go to an Amway meeting than to celebrate their anniversary that happened on the same night. No scheduling conflict here. That’s the life of an Amway ambot. Their cult leaders drill it into them that nothing repeat NOTHING is more important that going to an Amway meeting and devoting your love and allegiance to the Amway cult leaders. Forget birthdays, weddings, funerals, work, family get togethers, kids activities, and anything else that falls on the night of an Amway meeting or if some fucking asshole in the Amway upline has summoned the ambot to an immediate bullshit waste of time counselling session or whatever fucked up Amway devotional is going on.
Who remembers going to Amway meetings and the cult leader telling this story about an ambot who had a loved one in the hospital. I heard this story at just about every Amway meeting and function I attended, told slightly differently. It goes something like this. The Ambot has a family member in the hospital. For the sake of this blog let’s call it mom but the family member changes depending on the Amway asshole telling the story. The Amway cult leader hasn’t seen the ambot in awhile and calls to bitch him out because he’s missing Amway meetings and as part of the deprogramming himself domino effect isn’t buying shitty overpriced Amway products or investing in the Amway tool scam. So the Amway cult leader demands to know about the Ambot’s absence and lack of buying. Ambot says moms in the hospital and he’s been spending time with her there. In that smug condescending bastard way that all assholes in the Amway upline have, the Amway cult leader says that’s good you’ve been with your mom in the hospital. At no time does the Amway cult leader say he offered condolences or asked about mom’s condition or anything that a caring human being would do. But then that’s because Amway ambots are greedy bastards and the only thing they care about is getting richer. They don’t give a fuck about anyone else and they sure don’t give a fuck if any of their downline has family in the hospital. To quote an Amway Ambot: how’s that making me rich?
Then the Amway cult leader in that snide sneering manner they have asks how Ambot’s boss at work is taking it that Ambot is unable to be at their J.O.B. because they’re at the hospital with mom all the time instead of making the boss richer. Then ambot says I’m still going to work. I’m at the hospital before and after work and my day’s off. Then in an even more snide sneering manner the Amway cult leader says: well if you had built your Amway business right you’d be a gazillionaire by now and have no J.O.B. and no boss and have all the freedom you want to do whatever you want including visiting your mom in the hospital.
So who remembers that similar story told at Amway cult meetings?
Who remembers thinking what a snide sneering bastard that fucking Amway asshole is. Doesn’t give a flying fuck his downline has a family member in the hospital but instead bitches at him that he’s not a gazillionaire yet in a business system that’s designed for failure. And just comes across as the asshole that he is for bringing up the guy’s J.O.B. and how does the boss like it that his employee’s not at work, when all the while he is smugly thinking: gotcha you fucking little ambot, I know you're going to work. I get it that Amway’s a shitty company to work for but not every company treats their employees badly. Maybe employers don’t give 2 months off work with pay but a good employer will work with the employee for a flexible work schedule in emergency situations.
I didn’t see any Amway ambots offering to assist the family member with money, help around the house, babysitting, or whatever. But what else do you expect from a bunch of greedy Amway assholes who don’t give a shit about anyone else. Their life is all about how they can get rich. And of course tithing the Great Amway God. Amway: the Cult of Greed. Where nothing else matters. Attend ALL Amway meetings. Get that brainwashed into your head. When you’re an Amway Ambot NOTHING else in life is more important that worshipping the Great Amway God.