Thursday, September 11, 2014

Ambots MUST Attend ALL Amway Meetings


There’s a recent visitor to this blog who let us know her ambot husband decided it would be more important to go to an Amway meeting than to celebrate their anniversary that happened on the same night. No scheduling conflict here. That’s the life of an Amway ambot. Their cult leaders drill it into them that nothing repeat NOTHING is more important that going to an Amway meeting and devoting your love and allegiance to the Amway cult leaders. Forget birthdays, weddings, funerals, work, family get togethers, kids activities, and anything else that falls on the night of an Amway meeting or if some fucking asshole in the Amway upline has summoned the ambot to an immediate bullshit waste of time counselling session or whatever fucked up Amway devotional is going on.

Who remembers going to Amway meetings and the cult leader telling this story about an ambot who had a loved one in the hospital. I heard this story at just about every Amway meeting and function I attended, told slightly differently. It goes something like this. The Ambot has a family member in the hospital. For the sake of this blog let’s call it mom but the family member changes depending on the Amway asshole telling the story. The Amway cult leader hasn’t seen the ambot in awhile and calls to bitch him out because he’s missing Amway meetings and as part of the deprogramming himself domino effect isn’t buying shitty overpriced Amway products or investing in the Amway tool scam. So the Amway cult leader demands to know about the Ambot’s absence and lack of buying. Ambot says moms in the hospital and he’s been spending time with her there. In that smug condescending bastard way that all assholes in the Amway upline have, the Amway cult leader says that’s good you’ve been with your mom in the hospital. At no time does the Amway cult leader say he offered condolences or asked about mom’s condition or anything that a caring human being would do. But then that’s because Amway ambots are greedy bastards and the only thing they care about is getting richer. They don’t give a fuck about anyone else and they sure don’t give a fuck if any of their downline has family in the hospital. To quote an Amway Ambot: how’s that making me rich?

Then the Amway cult leader in that snide sneering manner they have asks how Ambot’s boss at work is taking it that Ambot is unable to be at their J.O.B. because they’re at the hospital with mom all the time instead of making the boss richer. Then ambot says I’m still going to work. I’m at the hospital before and after work and my day’s off. Then in an even more snide sneering manner the Amway cult leader says: well if you had built your Amway business right you’d be a gazillionaire by now and have no J.O.B. and no boss and have all the freedom you want to do whatever you want including visiting your mom in the hospital.

So who remembers that similar story told at Amway cult meetings?

Who remembers thinking what a snide sneering bastard that fucking Amway asshole is. Doesn’t give a flying fuck his downline has a family member in the hospital but instead bitches at him that he’s not a gazillionaire yet in a business system that’s designed for failure. And just comes across as the asshole that he is for bringing up the guy’s J.O.B. and how does the boss like it that his employee’s not at work, when all the while he is smugly thinking: gotcha you fucking little ambot, I know you're going to work. I get it that Amway’s a shitty company to work for but not every company treats their employees badly. Maybe employers don’t give 2 months off work with pay but a good employer will work with the employee for a flexible work schedule in emergency situations.

I didn’t see any Amway ambots offering to assist the family member with money, help around the house, babysitting, or whatever. But what else do you expect from a bunch of greedy Amway assholes who don’t give a shit about anyone else. Their life is all about how they can get rich. And of course tithing the Great Amway God. Amway: the Cult of Greed. Where nothing else matters. Attend ALL Amway meetings. Get that brainwashed into your head. When you’re an Amway Ambot NOTHING else in life is more important that worshipping the Great Amway God.


 

26 comments:

  1. I remember similar stories to the one you posted. I remember hearing about a Ambot who prospected me dying. His upline is a wwdb diamond. The diamond knew me and I never signed up under his group. But the cult leader wanted a reason to sell me Amway again. He visited me at work breaking me the news this Ambot died. At no time did he care about the ambot who died or his daughter. So I told him to go to hell

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Some people have left comments here about Ambots prospecting at funerals. They don't care about nothing except signing people up to their Amway scam.

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  2. And at every meeting, at every conference, they say the exact same things. i.e. nothing. A lot of laughing sarcastically and sneering at anyone who is not in Amway, a lot of phony smiling diamonds showing videos of their supposed lifestyle, a lot of leading the crowd in chants and rah rahs. A lot of long hours wearing down their defenses making them tired so as to better brainwash them into casting logic, facts and reality aside and look only at "dreams".

    The same thing. Every... single... time.

    And yet... they will tell their brainwashed followers that this next meeting is THE one they CANNOT MISS!! How they will set their road to success back months if they don't attend. Of course, they never quite tell HOW that will set anyone back to not be there hearing exactly what they've heard before. Since the Ambots never learn anything new at ANY of the meetings on how to be successful other than the same old tired bullshit that doesn't work and has never worked.

    Bottom line... "you are in a pyramid and you are on the bottom rungs. Those at the top 1% who are actually making some money in this scam need you to empty your wallet and pay the fees for the meetings and the tools and keep buying overpriced products for yourself so that they can continue to feed off of you until you have no more to give. Then you will be replaced by a new sucker."

    That is how it works. And no one has to go to a meeting to learn that. Time and debt will teach them that.

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    1. Anonymous - I hated going to those multiple weekly meetings. Why go I'd ask Ambot. They say exactly the same thing they said the time before. Well they might find something new to bitch about but they always say exactly the same thing in the same time frame and show the same dumb pictures and tell the same lame jokes. And always make fun of those stupid people out there who aren't in the Amway cult.

      Yup and don't miss the next meeting because there will be very important information given out that will put you eons ahead of everyone else who didn't show up for that meeting. And there was anything new other than the target of that evening's ridicule might change.

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  3. There are some high earners in mlm who sold their distributorship,quit,or whatever reason. Writing books and you can find it on amazon for less than 15.00 on building a Mlm business. Can also sometimes find free sources even at some library on prospecting,training,maining groups. Stuff I read is more useful than the stuff Amway leaders tell people on DVD or other brainwashing meetings

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    1. Sold their distributorship? I mean who'd want it? Compare it to any solo business, say lawn maintenance. You get a steady clientele of customers and they like you for you cause you're a personable person and maybe you do a couple of extra things for them while you're there like remove the dog shit. But there's a ton of people operating their own lawn care business. You are the business. Once you decide to move on or retire how do you sell it? You can sell your tools. You can sell your customer list. But just cause you sell these things doesn't mean the clientele wants to use the new guy cause there are plenty of others out there offering a similar service. An Amway cult leader has to keep his downline under control. Once he "sells" his business, and again, who'd want it, that doesn't mean the downline are going to stick around or maybe they want to find a different cult leader to worship. But yeah there's a lot of free stuff out there that is way more useful than any of that shit Amway flogs.

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    2. A amway high pin stonelake sold their distributorship for six figures 25+ yrs ago. Apparently its worth many times that figure now. Brig hart sold his monavie for who knows. Obviously at the time of selling you can't get much for it. Usually its to another mlm big wig or upline who knows how yo maintain these groups. I can see someone who made a few mil and doesn't want the bs of dealing with idiot brainwashed Ibo's selling their iboship for cheap.

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    3. Anonymous - I would think they would have to sell shares in the tool scam for it to be profitable enough for someone to buy it. The distributorship pyramid can collapse at any time but ambots are always going to be buying books, CD's, and tickets to Amway functions. But why sell? According to Amway meetings you build your business and in 2 to 5 years you can sit back and do nothing while gazillions of dollars in residual income roll in every month.

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    4. With brig hart his monavie downline shrunk by half that year. Others in his network complained the same thing. Its very difficult to maintain these things and nobody really retires from Amway or Mlm. Brig was smart to walk away and sell.

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    5. That doesn't surprise me. Its kind of like going to the Rolling Stones concerts. You pay your money and go watch Mick Jagger prance all over the stage. Then one day they'll still be doing Rolling Stones concerts but maybe now it'll be some other dude prancing all over the stage. And the fans will go fuck this. I came here to see Jagger not his replacement and they'll stop buying tickets. Same thing with the Amway scammers. You build up love bombing your downline and when you walk away they feel rejected and no one else is worthy of their love and they find a new hobby. And yeah if he made money when he sold then he did the right thing when he sold and walked away.

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    6. Last I saw brig was on YouTube and he grew his hair long. Before Mlm he was a surfer bum. Now he sells surf gear online. Probably didn't want to end up like Britt and sell Amway or Mlm for life till death

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    7. I've never seen him at all! Surfer bum or rock star? Those ambots all bragged about rock stars so maybe going for the long haired rock star image. Or surfer bum. Who knows. What's going to be on the gravestone?

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  4. My spouse was in the hospital several times...I was told under NO circumstances was I to miss the meeting. It was required that I go because I would be setting a bad example blah blah blah. Against my better judgment I went every time. Then the funny thing happened, their small baby had a medical condition and guess what - they didn't go to the meeting and even called us to tell us they were short 4000 points to hit their pin and since they were at the hospital we should transfer volume to them (ours group was running ruby volume over 20,000). That was really the nail that closed the coffin for me. Do as I say, not as I do. You should suck it up under whatever circumstances and when we have them, you should do whatever FOR us, because we are certainly not going to do it.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Oh my gosh. But I can absolutely see that happening. I'm surprised those Amway assholes up on the stage don't use your story because its probably a whole lot more common than the one they do tell. I can see it now: So there was a guy in my downline and his wife got really sick and was in the hospital and he wanted to be with her instead of going to Amway meetings. And I said NO FUCKING WAY!!! You haul your ass to the Amway meeting because NOTHING get that NOTHING is more important that going to Amway meeetings!!!!!

      That's the real scenario that happens.

      And yup that thing about how some asshole in your Amway upline is down on sales and then they start phoning and putting pressure on the downline to buy as much overpriced shitty Amway products as they have room on their credit card to buy. You won't see those upline Amway assholes returning the favor now do you?

      Glad to hear you figured out those bastards for what they really are and got out of the scam.

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    2. Anonymous, you said they wanted to transfer 4000 points? My gut says the points are many dollars in commission. Was this asshole upline going to financially compensate u for the points you're transferring?

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    3. Anonymous - LOL!!! Someone in the Amway upline actually helping out someone below them? Financially? Ha ha! They'd never do that. This is Amway the cult of greed. Its all about what you can get not what you can give.

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    4. yep they wanted 4000 pts (not once but twice). they were like we will pass on the 25% that you would earn on the money - however, denying us ruby volume would have cost us another 2-3% and you can only transfer from your personal volume not group volume. Unless things have changed this is how it was when we were asked to do this. However, end all is we would lose out on the deal. Sorry, but people shouldn't tell others to suck it up when they go through rough situations and then roll over when it's them and want others to do what they refuse to do. Just a lot of hypocritical behavior. I always found it funny how they worked to manipulate people and hated when I would call them on it. It was especially horrible because I was a woman and I shouldn't be so lippy and question things and just do what the upline male said. HA! I have lots of great stories and will work at sharing them as they fit the situations you share Anna Banana.

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    5. Anonymous - "people" shouldn't tell others to suck it up in rough situations. But these are Amway assholes you're talking about here! They don't give a shit about nothing except for their greedy pursuit of getting rich in Amway. Yup come back and share your stories. We can use all we get here!

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  5. Say you miss a bunch of meetings or never go. Can a upline platinum or diamond raid your downline? Like take your Amway commission due to you. Say you have a small group of 8-10 people who buy 300.00 product per month. Even with a tiny group financially it wouldn't make sense to support the system

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    1. Anonymous - I think they can get the upline asshole to get that person's downline to sign a document saying that they don't want to be downline of their upline/sponsor anymore and they want to be directly under someone else. Who they like better obviously. I'd heard there was something they could do to bypass if they didn't want to go through the asshole that signed them up anymore. Bottom line is just wait it out. Going to quit in a few months anyway. 95% of IBO's who sign up with Amway quit.

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    2. In addition to what AnnaB said no they cannot, procedurally (but there's never discounting what some greedy cult leaders might do). If you don't renew your yearly IBO membership when it's due you are nuked and your downline is moved on up to your upline.

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    3. Hi ExAmbot - Amway ambots constantly break Amway's terms and conditions of being a commissioned salesperson. Amway doesn't give a fuck. Phone and complain to Amway's I-don't-give-a-shit department and they tell you to take it up with the Amway cult leader who caused the problem. Well think about it dumb ass. Why do you think we're calling you? To bitch about that fucker! Oh yeah the Amway cult leaders are on your asses in the summer to renew next year's Amway membership. Got to keep the cult members putting in their money for as long as they can before they quit.

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  6. wow, what kind of people you got there all they think about is money and rich. i have never stumble to any distributor here who behave like that. btw, you really have a free time that u can dedicate yourself into a blog and talking bad about others, i admire your passion! why dont you talk about more positive thing? talking about hope and dreams is a good way to start. rather than bitching around about what people do and what people not suppose to do.. so, what do u think?

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    1. Anonymous - every Amway meeting is all about the big money you'll be making. So don't come here and try to lie and bullshit us that they talk about making doilies at Amway meetings. We've all been to the cult meetings. We all know what goes on there. Why are Amway ambots so schizoid about positive and negative. I've never seen another segment of the population so obsessed with it. Don't like what you read here - and this blog is all about making the Amway upline look like the assholes they are - then don't come back and read. Simple isn't it. Or do you have to ask permission from some asshole in your Amway upline first?

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    2. I don't know from which woodwork you just crawled out of but as far as I know - by experience - Amway is nothing but money and greed from start to finish, even if it means destroying families and relationships. I have witnessed first hand what happens to your marriage and your relationship once your significant other joins this cult. Anna is doing an exceptional job warning about Amway people - people like you. What is somehow puzzling is that you have free time on your hands to write anything here. Why aren't you in one of those brainwashing, sleep-depriving, information/sensory overload filled functions/seminars or prospecting people becoming your downline or buying overpriced, sub-standard shit or "tools" and instead are using the Internet? Unless your upline has specifically sanctioned you to attack Anna, you're in real danger of waking up as internet is the last place any Ambot should venture into because of the bottomless, sheer negative influence it can have to your Amway "business".

      If you are even remotely capable, please attempt explaining me how an out-of-the-blue Amway-induced divorce, followed by adultery, forced selling of house and over six months of ceaseless subliminal and all-out mental torture and financial suffering from the Amzombie you once knew as the light of your life for a decade and to whom you were married for four years, is considered even remotely a "positive thing", a "hope" or a "dream".

      And please, at least try to write like a human being with a thought process of it's own and not use Amtalk shit on me. It just doesn't cut here.

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    3. Hi Anonymous. I agree with you. I also wonder why Ambots show up here to leave comments when you think they'd have an Amway meeting to attend or an Amway cult leader to worship. Thanks for stopping by!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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