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Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Amway Ambot Prank Call
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Would be a better prank to not give any names. But call a platinum or diamond. Saying my father or wife spend thousands on tools. Now I'm going to hunt you down and give u a beating. Obviously use a throw away phone number.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - yeah good idea to get an untraceable disposable phone for that one. I believe the prankster in this call was giving fake names.
DeleteActually, having listened to the whole thing, and at the risk of being a minority here, the Amway guy actually handled it pretty well. He gave the guy what he was asking for and was polite.
ReplyDeleteIf there were criticism here, I think I would personally gear it towards the guy making up a bullshit story trying to make the Amway guy feel bad.
I'm still not a fan of Amway, but that doesn't mean ALL Amway people are assholes. This guy sounded all right to me.
Hi rocket - the phone call might have been funny to the guy who made it because he was laughing at the end but it sounded like a reasonable phone call and it was something I could see happening because of false claims ambots make about the snake oil they flog. The caller should have come up with a better story like he just tried the XS and it tastes like piss and he wants a refund and he wants to bitch about how nasty it tastes. Now that would have been funny!
DeleteThe real scare with Amway vitamins is when the upline convinces the downline to take more vitamins instead of going to the doctor. I can see an Ambot complaining of chest pains and blurred vision, and maybe they won't make it to the major function next weekend, because they'll need to see a doctor. Upline asshole convinces him to buy some extra vitamins (no conflict of interest there) and go to the function and see how it goes. They go and risk permanent medical problems by deferring treatment. After all, if you miss the function, you'll set your business back at least six months. Nothing is worth giving that up, even your health.
ReplyDelete-- AnonTB
Hi AnonTB. Yup Amway ambots sling their vitamin snake oil promoting it as curing all terminal illnesses out there. Amway is not worth risking your health over. Or your marriage. Or your finances. And many other things.
DeleteNetha what the fuck. Not you again! Like anyone's going to click on your scam links you dumb fuck.
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