Thursday, January 29, 2015

Amway Ambots Are Better Than Everyone Else? LOL!


One of the things that really disturbed me about our Amway upline was their shitty attitude towards people who weren’t in Amway. These snobby snotty Amway ambots were of the mindset that they were superior over the rest of the population.

They bragged to others that they drove BMW’s and Cadillacs. They neglected to mention their cars were 20 or 30 years old rust buckets falling apart and in poor mechanical condition. How can someone driving an old clunker be superior over someone who has purchased with cash a newer model car, maybe not of the expensive luxury type, but looks good, has a clean interior, and isn’t breaking down all the time I’ll never know. But then I was never a brainwashed ambot.

The IBO’s put on business suits and tell everyone they dress for success and that makes them superior to everyone else wearing casual attire. Wearing suits to all Amway meetings and functions is the dress code for these 8pm Amway warriors and in their delusional minds that makes them superior over everyone else who at that hour is relaxing in shorts and T’s, chilling out on the patio with a beer or watching TV. That also makes ambots superior because they would sneer at people relaxing in the evening and say how is watching TV making any money for you. Well at least they aren’t losing money by shelling out ten bucks to go to an Amway brainwashing session. Maybe its more than that now for those meetings. Someone who’d recently been to an Amway brainwashing meeting said it cost $15.

We’d have to arrive at Amway cult meetings an hour early because the cult leaders had brainwashed the ambots into believing that “serious business builders” arrive at least an hour early. So the early bird IBO’s are even more superior than the rest of the IBO’s who arrive closer to 8pm.

Yeah get there early enough and you can set up chairs and rearrange the living room! That’ll really make those IBO’s feel superior because they got assigned that task by some Amway cult leader.

So these superior ambot bastards get to the meeting an hour early and what do they do? They stand around with their cell phones plastered to their ear trying to show off an air of superiority over any ambots who aren’t on the phone. The superior ones on the phone are obviously conducting Amway business. Business is going great! Can’t you tell by the amount of time I’m on my phone?

Then they show off their superiority by being the first to kiss the Diamond’s ass who is speaking that night. They rush the stage after he’s finished brainwashing the crowd. Got to get close enough to press flesh and to have some of the superiority aura to rub off on them.

Add them all up and its what makes Amway IBO’s superior to everyone else in the world. That’s what their little brainwashed brains believe.

I fail to see how some brainwashed ambot who’s losing fistfuls of money in the Amway scam is superior to me.

I guess I’ll never get it. But then I’m not a brainwashed ambot.....

 

34 comments:

  1. The ambots all feel superior. Till they are holding onto a couple of dream night tickets and begging their friends to go. My buddy was screaming at me. What's the bloody problem? Why don't you join? Saying he doesn't think I'm going anywhere lol. Then he has this depressed look when he's begging us to go to dream night. The rest of us have smirks like this idiot wasted hundreds impressing his cult leader up there.

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    1. Anonymous - the life of an Amway ambot is buying overpriced shit that they don't need and can't flog off on anyone else no matter how much begging and pleading they do. But the ambot managed to impress the assholes in his upline by spending big bucks buying all this shit that's going to waste.

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  2. Had ambots say to me so you're going to waste years of your life. Watching movies,TV,gym,mall etc on your days off? Be like the 98% of the world lol. I'm like wtf are you talking about? You're hardly showing me the ground floor of twitter,Facebook, McDonald's, yahoo etc. I'm not going to stop my hobbies to sell crap soap and hand money to your idiot old diamond

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    1. Ambots love the Amspeak bullshit. They also say you'll be 6 months ahead of everyone else for every Amway function you attend. Yeah 6 months closer to bankruptcy.

      The things you said as quoted by Amway assholes is just another way they go around playing like they're better than everyone else. While everyone else is going to movies, gym, mall etc on their free time, they're going to Amway meetings.

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    2. The only useful bit of advice I ever gotten from Amway meetings. Was the have at least 12-24 months of savings in cash. Or if you are injured at work for a year or two. Its won't put you in the poor house or homeless. They teach this and yet they also get their downlines to buy expensive crap. Also telling their groups to go into debt to attend functions.

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    3. Anonymous - and that's pretty much piece of shit advice. Realistically how many people can have 12-24 months of savings in cash? In this economy when most people are scraping by paycheck to paycheck. If someone misses a pay period it almost always is financial disaster and tough to catch up again. If you're injured at work there is usually disability to cover you. And can you really see an Amway cult leader allowing any of their ambots to have months of savings without "counselling" them to invest it back in their Scamway business.

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    4. "Had ambots say to me so you're going to waste years of your life. Watching movies,TV,gym,mall etc on your days off? Be like the 98% of the world lol. I'm like wtf are you talking about?"

      This is the shit that made me cut things off with a friend. I was chilling at my house playing video games while he was over. He then says why are you wasting your time playing video games with you could read self-help books, etc? I lost my mind. It was the last straw for me. I lit into him as I explained how I was beyond self-help books and how I work even outside of work with networking, lectures, etc.

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    5. Hi ScamMagnet. Yeah normal people take time off to relax. Amway ambots spend all their time with other ambots and going to Amway meetings and whenever they see their friends they preach Amway's gospel of greed.

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  3. Anna, love the blog and been following it for a while. I want to send a link to it to someone who may benefit from it. However, I think it would be best to read it all the way through, from the beginning.

    Is there any way you could put up a calendar to navigate to past entries. Or maybe just a link to the first post?

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Glad you're loving the blog.

      We used to have the calendar sidebar thing but removed it a couple of years ago. The person who's my webmaster and keeps the blog and the gadgets registered and uploads the posts (thank you thank you thank you!) said the gadgets were too cluttered and we decided to remove a couple including the month and year links to previous posts. As was pointed out to me people are only going to read the most recent posts anyway. We rerun the posts so the only thing different is the people who were leaving comments 3 or 4 years ago are not the same ones leaving comments today. And sometimes those comments take on a whole life of their own!

      Thanks for following!

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  4. The sad truth is I'm reading through this and seeing how ignorant some of you people are. I haven't even started yet and I don't know if I will, But I'm currently at spring leadership and so far I've found ways I never thought of to take back to my swimmers ( I'm a coach) and apply it there. Most of what you post is biased crap I'd expect of someone that just had their dipaper changed got a rash and wrote a bad review because they shit. I'd rather hear from someone that left the organization that can look back and show me the pros and cons. I can even give you a link to someone that id rather read from http://onlinemlmcommunity.com/amway-world-wide-dream-builders-review/ . Take notes. And clean up the language it's not fitting of someone trying to convince others not to go near amway or WWDB.

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    1. Anonymous - sounds like you'd be a prime candidate for the Amway cult. Showing up here with your arrogant better than everyone else Amway attitude. And you know what that earns you around here? A big old FUCK YOU!!!!

      I've had it up to my ass a million times over from being bullied by fucking Amway cowards just like you so that's why this blog exists. I mean it says right at the top of the page that part of the reason this blog exists is to curse out Amway assholes and then after reading that you still have the gall to show up and boss me around to clean up the language. Again another big old FUCK YOU! Amway assholes are prudes. The swearing on this blog keeps them away. Didn't work too fucking good in your case though did it.

      And what kind of a dumb fuck shows up here with a link to a page of Amway cult worshippers like you really think someone is going to read what a bunch of brainwashed Amway assholes has to say. I sure don't go around reading web pages if I know the content is something I'm not interested in or if it would piss me off. Normal people don't do things like that. Dumb fucks maybe as you've proved by showing up here.

      The Amway truck is leaving. You better hop on board and get the fuck out of here you dumb ass!


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    2. "But I'm currently at spring leadership and so far I've found ways I never thought of to take back to my swimmers ( I'm a coach) and apply it there."
      If I had a kid who was a swimmer under your coaching and you got him mixed up in a destructive MLM cult I'd do everything I could to get your ass fired.

      "I'd rather hear from someone that left the organization that can look back and show me the pros and cons."

      You obviously haven't bothered to read many of the posts here because most of them ARE from people who experienced the money-losing, friend-losing, time-losing cult of Amway. Even Anna herself had a husband who was losing money in the cult as he worshiped his upline.

      But, of course, you know better, don't you? You listened to all the speakers doing the rah rah "I"m rich and so can you be" bullshit, snake smiling lovebombing crap. 99% of the people who get into Amway don't make any money. It's a pyramid scheme that gets around that by pretending to have products, but the only buyers are either family pity purchases or the Ambots themselves. The stuff is overpriced and generic.

      If you decide to get into the cult simply because you saw the word "fuck" in this blog, then go ahead... you'll deserve what you get. But don't say we didn't warn you.

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    3. Anonymous - that's too funny! He sees I use the word fuck and to spite me he joins the Amway cult! LOL!

      And you're right about getting his ass fired if he tries to recruit kids into the Amway cult. Its unknown how old the kids are he coaches but if its competitively then it could be anywhere from teens through twenties, prime age for Amway prospects. He'd be standing on the pool deck too busy dealing with phone calls and texts from the assholes in his Amway upline to pay attention to what the kids in the pool are doing and that would be what gets his ass fired, no different than any other ambot who pisses off his boss and coworkers with the Amway scam.

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  5. Hey Anna thank you for your post. A buddy of mine invited me to dinner tonight and it was that dream dinner. The whole thing felt like an awful info commercial. I had my doubts the whole time and everything my buddy said was in this post at one point. They "speakers" all just talked about money, their houses, cars but never once talked about doing the "job".
    He's a good friend of mine but I know if say anything I'm just a "dream killer".
    Thank you

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Glad you're enjoying the post. And sorry to hear you got sucked into Dream Night. And thanks for updating us that nothing has changed in Dream Night since the last time any of us went. Amway: the Cult of Greed. Where all material things are worshipped. That's all you ever hear at Amway meetings or see if they're playing a slide show all the trappings of their wealth. Or it could be rentals staged for the video shoot.

      Ambots are calling us dream killers now? It used to be dream stealers but I'm sure they're still calling that because I got called that at least once in the last month.

      Did your friend tell you he paid $75 for your ticket? Not worth it for the meal you had was it? Not to mention listening to the Amway infocommercial all night long. You could have gone to a nice restaurant and the whole deal would have cost $75 and you wouldn't have had to put up with lying scamming Amway weasels.

      OK here's the deal. Seeing as how he bought you dinner he now feels he owns you or you owe him to go to a Scamway meeting. When he starts putting the screws to you just say Amway won't be a good fit for you because you're lazy. Don't worry about whether you're lazy or not. Just say it. Amway Ambots have an over the top obsession with lazy. They show up here leaving comments screeching at us that we failed in Amway because we're lazy. Over and over again these brainwashed Ambots show up here outraged at how lazy we are. Like how does someone you've never met on the Internet being lazy affect your life. By telling your friend you're too lazy to be in Amway that'll stun him because he probably hasn't had that response before. And maybe he'll ask you how would you like not to be lazy anymore and Amway can teach you not to be lazy. Then say no thanks you're happy being lazy. And if he keeps pressuring you just tell him you read blogs online and Amway employees keep showing up and accusing everyone of being lazy. And seeing as how being lazy isn't a good fit for being in Amway, there you have it. You're lazy and you won't change.

      If he keeps after you, here's the next thing you do if you can keep a straight face. Tell your friend you don't have time for Amway because you're now investing all your free time and money in producing gay porno flicks. People in Amway are prudes. That'll shock him enough that he'll leave you alone. Amway Ambots do not have a standard bullshit Amspeak response for that one.

      So those are the two responses you have to go with. Ambots have a response for just about every objection you can give them. That's part of what goes on at Amway meetings, giving out lines to scam people into Amway.

      Good luck and sorry about your friend.

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  6. Friends can have different opinions, and they can still be friends. Friends can belong to different political parties, and they can still be friends. Friends can be gay or straight, and they can still be friends. Friends can be from different social classes, and they can still be friends.

    But if one friend is in Amway and the other isn't, no friendship is possible.

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    1. Anonymous - agreed. You can be friends from a wide assortment of backgrounds and life experiences. But you can't be friends with an Amway Ambot. First off the assholes in the Amway upline don't allow you to socialize with people not in the cult. And second, who'd want to be friends with an Amway asshole knowing they only want to be your friend based on how much money they can make off you. Not to mention the Ambot bugs the shit out of you all the time begging you to buy their overpriced shitty Amway products or go to a bored plan meeting.

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  7. Wow, you guys are a bunch of cynical idiots, don't get mad at someone working hard, get glad that you're a hopeless idiot with no dream that's gonna die working a job

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    1. And yet another fucking Amway asshole shows up to accuse me of having a job. I'm too busy with a real business and having a social life and other activities to have a job. And even if I did what's wrong with having a job?

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    1. That's a good description of people in Amway - idiots.

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  9. Enjoy dying working at your desk job next to stinky feet Joe that never shuts up

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    1. Tell me more about this fictional job that I have. And isn't there someone in your Amway upline who's looking to ass fuck you? You better run off and take care of that fucker.

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  10. Who is this asshole "Awwwww" who thinks he needs to give his posts one sentence at a time? Can't he compose a normal paragraph?

    I guess not, if he's in Amway.

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    1. Anonymous - just some Amway motherfucker who proves what this post is all about and why blogs like this need to exist.

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  11. Hey there, Awwwww --

    What's your big "dream"? To fill up your mom's basement with unsold cases of LOC and SA8? And to spend $175 four times a year for some dumb Amway "function"? That's a really nice dream, to be sure.

    Dream on, Awwwww.

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    1. Anonymous - that is probably exactly his dream. And the dream of every other Amway loser out there.

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  12. I work as an event staff where a "family reunion" happened, and I got to see an entire Saturday evening program and was creeper out by it. It felt culty to me. We were told that we couldn't use the word Amway and that if guests tried to recruit us, to walk away.

    I was impressed by how well everyone dressed. But for me, the lengthy applause for people I've never even heard of and the video intermissions showing materialism, and the wives telling women to support their husbands as leaders just all seemed too hokey and conservative for me.

    So, I wanted to know what I had just witnessed with my own eyes and found your blog. Thank you for sharing your experiences. I love your sardonic sense of humor and writing style, too.

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    1. Hi Sansego22 - thanks for stopping by with your experience. There's another post around here where an employee who worked an Amway convention talks about his/her impressions that its very much a cult. And creepy you got that right!

      As for not using the word Amway - if you're inside the Amway cult you're not allowed to use the A word either. Its very embarrassing to admit any association with Amway and that's why your staff was told not to mention the Amway cult was holding a meeting there. And very smart boss telling the staff to walk away if any of those Amway losers tried to recruit you.

      Amway Ambots are forced to dress that way by their Amway cult leaders. This old bullshit dress for success that went out with the 1970s is still taught in Scamway. So these Amway losers all look overdressed for whatever they're showing up for. And all that lengthy applause and cheering for people who've done nothing but lie and scam others is really fucking creepy. Its not like Mick Jagger just walked into the room.

      I'm glad you're enjoying the blog - and the best advice you've ever got is from your boss: walk away from Amway losers!

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  13. Amway freaks are like those weirdos you see in the Church of Scientology -- strange, robotic, android-like, overdressed cultists who talk in a bizarre language while they try to manipulate you and control your thinking.

    Best thing is just to stay far away from them.

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    1. Anonymous- very accurate description of Amway Ambots ... and good advice!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
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