Today’s post compiles a list of things that
Amway Ambots can not afford. Well they might be able to afford it if they
weren’t so all consumed possessed to throw all their money away to the Great
Amway God.
- Savings. This could be savings for whatever. A 6 month emergency fund, saving for a new car, saving for a down payment on a house, a rainy day fund, the holy shit the hot water tank blew. Whatever savings. Its unlikely that an Amway ambot will have any. If they had savings before joining up that is gone as counselled by the assholes in their Amway upline. Use that money and invest in “your business”. Stockpile every overpriced shitty Amway product in the catalogue and store it in your garage. Never know when you might need 10,000 boxes of shitty laundry soap.
- Vacations. Money for a vacation could come out of the above savings account. Doesn’t really matter, according to a fucked up Amway cult leader that vacation money must be invested in the Amway tool scam. And don’t even dare trying to go on vacation without asking permission from the assholes in your Amway upline. And guess what the answer will be? NO!!!!! How the fuck can you think of going on vacation when there are dozens of Amway meetings planned in the next 2 weeks. Not to mention the vacation money would be better spent (according to the upline Amway assholes) on overpriced shitty Amway products and the Amway tool scam.
- Retirement account. This could be any type of savings retirement account. Don’t suggest it to the assholes in your Amway upline who will bitch at you that you don’t need a retirement account. Amway is your retirement account solution (again according to fucked up Amway assholes). Bazillions of dollars will be rolling in every month in residual income. LOL! If Amway is your idea of being taken care of in your retirement - you’re fucked!!!!
- New Cars . Well new cars are tough for many people to own unless they’ve saved up a long time or decide to go into debt and take out a car loan. Maybe we should just call it a “new to this person car” and that means a used car in good mechanical and exterior and interior condition. Cause even those qualities are out of reach to Amway ambots. However there are some Amway ambots who probably would take out the high loan to get a ride approved by the assholes in their Amway upline. Ambots tend to drive around in shitmobile clunkers that are always breaking down. The $300 special spotted in Craigslist. And even that was a tough decision. Buy the wheels or spend it on Amway products and earn $10 commission for the month.
- Paying off Debt. Not gonna happen as long as you’re in Amway and keep running up the debt buying overpriced shitty Amway products and investing in the Amway tool scam.
- Medical coverage. An Amway ambot has to pick between paying for monthly medical coverage or buying shitty overpriced Amway products and investing in the tool scam and if they’re dumb fucks (YES!) and counsel with the assholes in their Amway upline, guess the medical goes down the toilet. Who needs medical coverage (according to the Amway cult leaders) when just by being in the Amway cult that means you’re an expert on everything and are now a qualified Doctor Quack and that means you know Amway products cure everything. Snake oil!
- Dental. For the same reasons as above!
- Charitable donations. Many people donate part of their income to their church or to a charity. Amway ambots don’t have any leftover income to do this. They have to tithe the Great Amway God with all their money and even that’s not good enough. They have to go into debt to tithe the Great Amway God. The rest of the world tends not to go into debt when they tithe.
- Investments – stock market, mutual funds, real estate, what have you. Same reason as above. No leftover money after tithing the Great Amway God.
- Children – for much the same reasons as above. Plus you have to get “permission” from the assholes in your Amway upline to have a baby. They’ll be outraged knowing that any extra money will have to go to the kid instead of the Great Amway God.
- Education. For those at an age who are interested in further schooling you’ll only get insulted by the Amway cult leaders. Why go to UCLA when you can go to Amway University? Only takes 2 months to become an expert in everything for a lot less money and become a card carrying know it all Amway asshole. You’ll totally get insulted for wanting to go to school instead of using those school funds and investing it in your Amway “business”.
I'm trying to imagine the type of cheap shitty wedding a ibo would have lol. Probably need approval to marry someone who isn't negative. Then the lame ambots you'd invite to it. Can't spend any $ on the wedding or the leader wouldn't approve
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - weddings didn't even occur to me. I guess mainly because who would want to marry an Amway loser? Usually the couple is already married when one of them usually the man gets sucked into Scamway. But yup the Ambot would have to ask permission to get married and then it would be up to the upline to decide. Loser! Like I said no woman would want to marry an Amway loser who isn't big boy enough to make his own adult decisions without being influenced by fucking Amway troublemakers. But maybe its 2 Amway losers getting married and they asked permission and all that. So they'd have to do it on the cheap like go to city hall and have a JP marry them. They could invite their Ambot friends and then afterwards go to someone's house where the wedding feast would consist of XS cat piss drinks and shitty Amway food bars. Yum! Like even going to McDonald's would be better! And cheaper! LOL!
DeleteFunny you mentioned no woman wants to marry a Amway loser. There was this attractive woman who looks like a model. But her being in Amway just made me not want her in anyway.
DeleteAnonymous - there are very few women who get involved in Amway. I like to think that's because most of us can smell a scam a mile off. There was a single woman I knew in Amway who dragged in her boyfriend. She was a good looking women, get herself all dolled up and hit the nightclubs till all hours. Pissed off the sack of shit Platinum to no end I'll tell you so that's one reason I liked her! The money she spends partying should have been spent on Scamway - according to the assholes in our upline. So yeah if she didn't already have the boyfriend, and I'm not sure he was the stick around type, she would have been less attractive to any men she met once she said she was in Amway. But who knows. Maybe she was club hopping picking up men so she could bring them to Amway meetings. Women are basically told to prostitute themselves and do whatever to get a man to sign up to the Amway cult or buy shitty overpriced products. And if a good looking woman comes along throwing out the sexy, you can be sure the man's only thinking with his little head when he goes along with her scam!
DeleteI like #5 on your list. To have my credit card payments paid off with 0 balance and no interest. Something I can't see any ambot doing with expensive double X or that cat piss XS drink
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous. Yup getting credit cards paid off won't happen when you're in Amway. Oh I know some Ambots have shown up here and gushed out loving praise on the assholes in their Amway upline thanking them for getting them out of debt. But dig a little deeper and its pretty much the same story. The upline assholes convinced the ambot to sell something of value - house, car - and use that money to pay off the debt. And guess what happens once that credit card hits zero balance and you get a call at the end of the month from an asshole in the Amway upline saying someone further upline needs to reach their goals and you got to buy an extra 500PV of shitty overpriced Amway products. The only way that's going to happen is to use that credit card and go into more Amway debt.
DeleteOne of the diamonds i see on videos online. Is missing a tooth for over a year. I know in north america it can range in low end of 2000.00 to high end of 5000.00 for a implant. So she just covered #7 on your list of what ambots can't afford. I seen her on quite a few videos missing a tooth and in pics. I think it was dean kosage who said he has Mercedes payment's every month. When I lost my tooth with no dental insurance. I had to cut spending for a short time. That's something I can't see diamonds or ambots doing is cut spending for periods of a time to pay for something they need
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - you'd think a Diamond could afford dental work especially if its under $5,000. And pay cash for it! LOL!
DeleteThis couple was fairly new diamonds for less than 3 years. We all know diamonds are very rich in name only. They have two kids and that's med insurance for 4,luxury vehicle,luxury housing, and a expensive lifestyle to maintain. They are just like reg people. Hard to pay off a sudden 2-5k dental bill
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - Diamonds must take out heavy debt to fake out their cult followers into believing they live a millionaire lifestyle on a low 6 figure salary. What's more important? Dental work or making that payment on the luxury vehicle before the bank repossess it? There's a reason why diamonds are not forever when it comes to Amway!
DeleteI don't buy from Amway and years of savings. It bites paying 2-5k dental bill. But have to think dental work is more important than a luxury vehicle. Especially when I'm told my dental implant will last 20 yrs. But new diamonds in Amway are living month to month with no savings.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - you'll never convince a brainwashed Amway ambot of that! LOL!
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