Monday, March 23, 2015

Eat Drink Duplicate App

Some dumb ass Amway ambot found their way to this blog by searching for eat drink duplicate app. Ended up on one of the posts here where we make fun of the WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards app.

An Amway app for eat drink duplicate. Like those circles the fucking Amway cult leaders draw on chalkboards and whiteboards isn’t good enough to get the point across. You need a fucking app? Could such a piece of shit app actually exist? So I did a search and yes that post where we make fun of the WWDB app is at the top of the search criteria. No big surprise there. Then there are some apps about food and drink, various things like keep track of what you’re eating and drinking and count calories or recipes that kind of thing. So I’m thinking thank god there isn’t a piece of shit Amway app out there for eat drink duplicate.

And then I see it.

Something called Amway Switch Share Duplicate. At first I get the words jumbled up and think its something about the old Amway bait and switch scam. But nope this is a real app that has loving praise showed upon it by brainwashed ambots.

Then the dilemma. Should I put in a link to it or not. Oh why the hell not. All Amway ambots eventually make their way here trying to find information. Plus when you copy something from a web page you have to give a link back to it so here you go.

Here’s the description:

The Switch, Share, Duplicate app is an easy-to-use simulator that demonstrates the growth potential for your business, featuring products you and your customers use every day. IBOs can calculate potential product income and business growth by adjusting the amount of product and frequency of use. It’s also a clever way to demonstrate for prospects how they too can sell these products and grow their own business.

An existing IBO Login ID and Password are required.

Again I ask was drawing circles on a whiteboard not enough? Apparently not because Amway ambots have to go high tech and those circles are now part of an app. And as everything else in Amway is about being secretive you need to be a dumb fuck brainwashed Ambot, you know an IBO card carrying Amway asshole in order to access this dumb fuck app.

So far those who don’t have an IBO log in ID or a device to get this app, I’ll give you the highlights of the secret to how Amway Ambots “grow their business”. You eat an Amway food bar a day and drink one Amway drink a day. You find 6 people who do what you do, you know teach the dumb shits to eat one Amway food bar and drink one Amway drink, and they’ve just duplicated you. You find 6 people to duplicate your fucked up Amway eating and drinking habits and they find 6 people and they each find 6 people and so on into infinity and in 2 years you’ll be sitting back doing nothing for the rest of your life while gazillions of dollars in residual income from Amway comes rolling in each month.

Yeah take your eat drink duplicate app and shove it up your ass.


  1. While the many minions of Amway will surely try and "eat and drink PV" on their way to Peter Island, most likely they will end up in a government cheese line. I'm not sure if their App includes calculating for unemployment benefits.

    The only way for an AmWizard to succeed in this scheme is to not eat shredded newspaper bars and wash it down with cat piss. They will prospect secretly as follows:

    AW: Do you like people?
    Prospect: No
    AW: Excellent (tapping hands together slowly like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons)

    AW: Are you willing to sell your soul?
    Prospect: How much?
    AW: Jackpot! Where have you been all my life. In 2-5 years your transformation will be complete. Welcome to the Sith.

    Basically the ideal prospect for the Amway/Tool peddling business is willing to deceive. The apprentice will "invest" in the deception knowing he can manipulate and twist his down line schmucks under the disguise of being a decent human being. Only this type of person could succeed in the Amway/Tool Business because they can fill that vacant spot where the soul used to be with cash. He or she would be incredibly "successful" in Amway.

    There should be an App where you can hold up your device to search an area for Ambots. It could key on things such as rapid loss of brain density and an increase in fecal fullness and methane production. This app would have saved me an invite I got a while back for a "team meeting party" I got suckered into. I knew something was wrong when I walked in and it looked like a surprise party for Charles Manson. I turned to my friend (who quickly made the short list) "dude I'm not into this serial killer singles mixer, I got to bounce." Man I could have used that App since my built in BS meter failed that weekend.

    1. Hi Anonymous. I like your idea that there should be an app that sniffs out Amway Ambots!

      I'm sure Amway cult leaders are using similar methods that Charles Manson uses. Maybe Manson is making extra money by selling Amway cult leaders his handbook.

    2. I always get emails offering to sell me Amway leads. There must be a market for these online. (After all, it doesn't take very long to alienate friends and family.) Sounds like a great business opportunity. There's a lot of Ambot suckers out there!

    3. quixtarisacult - I've seen those too. Usually come from a gmail account so you can report the user. Its probably the same kind of scam as stuffing envelopes. You get instructions on how to send out spam email but no actual leads for suckers to buy shitty overpriced Amway products or sign up to their cult.

  2. Thankfully that app helped me realize "what the fuck am I doing" in this Amway cult??? Am I really using an app to plan my day of buying/consuming shitty overpriced "food" products? What a joke. What are they going to come up with next, some type of electroshock therapy that would zap you when you use/consume anything other than Amway shit?

    1. Hi Anonymous - thanks for the product review! LOL! An app to help you plan how much overpriced Amway shit to buy and consume every day. LOL! I'm guessing the Amway cult leaders probably have some kind of electroshock therapy for the ambots who get out of line and speak negative or buy illegal products.


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