My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Monday, June 8, 2015
The Land Of Amway
Yup Amwayland is the place all Amway ambots want to live in.
There’s other lands that I prefer to visit if you get my drift – Adventureland, Frontierland, Tomorrowland, and dare I say it Fantasyland.
Amway ambots live in a different kind of fantasyland. Enjoy this little show about the Land of Amway.
2 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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I've heard, "you seem like a sharp guy" so many tines it's not funny, that's like their code word. Them motherfuckers puss me off!
ReplyDeleteIn that video at 00:34, is that what an amway cult really looks like? HOLY SHIT!
Anonymous - those Amway Ambots are always looking for "sharp" guys. Or in the case of our sack of shit Platinum he was looking for 5 or 6 "sharp" guys. One things they never define is what is "sharp". I think of a pin or a dagger that's going to stab you. And I guess that's what Amway's all about. Stabbing you to death. Did you look at the Dateline video? On the right side of this page under More Information About Amway. I believe what you saw at the :34 mark is from that newscast. But yes that's what they really look like if you haven't been to an Amway cult meeting and seen it first hand. The Amway cult leaders make the audience chant. It used to be "freedom flush that stinking job". But someone showed up a few months ago and said the chant goes something to the effect of being freedom fighters but I don't recall the exact cult chant.
DeleteYup those Amway motherfuckers piss me off too!