My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Holy Shit! I’m In The Wrong Room!
6 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
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7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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That sounds really interesting. Let's see, according to Scamway I tell my boss to fuck off, then with no income I empty my bank account to buy cases of cat piss XS water and that will make me rich? Huh? How about this: Ambot tells Amway to fuck off, especially parasitic upline. Ex Ambot's body will be healthier sans cat piss, brain will start to regain function, bank account will grow, friends start coming back and extra bonus recovering Ambot might even start to get laid again. And it's all self explanatory except to someone in a cult like... well, you know.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - that's a good one. We all see that but brainwashed Ambots don't. And blogs like this are all about telling Amway to fuck off. Ambots aren't that brave to tell their employer that. But as soon as you tell Amway to fuck off then you have a happier and healthier life and get your finances back under control. As for getting laid again, that depends if divorce was in the Amway cards. LOL!
DeleteWhen I was at one of those meetings back in the 1970s, everybody sat in a circle of small folding chairs. Nothing was served -- I guess the energy drinks and the food bars hadn't been invented yet. Both men and women were present, mostly middle-aged types. I was the youngest person there. We were all asked to talk about our "dream," which meant what we were planning on doing once we became rich in Amway. I was only a young man, but the whole thing struck me as foolish and immature. So I didn't contribute to the conversation.
ReplyDeleteWell, this silence on my part seemed to bother one of the leaders there. He point-blank asked me: "Are you going to make a million dollars in Amway?" This was, to my way of thinking, a rather stupid and pointless question, so just to be polite I said "I don't know, but if I join I hope so."
This answer got him really angry. He just repeated, with his face turning red, "ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS IN AMWAY?!!?"
It was at that point that I realized that Amway was some sort of sick cult, one based on hyped-up enthusiasm and Bible-Belt bullshit. This crazy guy was exactly like of those nutty revivalist preachers screaming "DO YOU BELIEVE?!? DO YOU BELIEVE?!?"
Anyway, years later I read that one of Dexter Yager's gimmicks at his stupid and overpriced "functions" is to go up to individuals and whisper excitedly in their ear "Do you believe? Do you believe?"
That's what Amway is a bottom: a fundamentalist freak show.
Anonymous - Amway is a freak show that's for sure! These days Amway cult leaders say its all about recruiting younger prospects and that's because they're too young to have heard about Amway and its bad reputation.
DeleteOh yeah if you don't agree with everything the cult leader who's running the show says they get angry. Just like you described with their face turning red. I've had others show up here and leave similar comments about the preacher's anger. You have to chant "yes" and "right on" and agree with everything the Amway cult leader is saying at the meeting.
Yeah I saw Amway as a sick cult right away. The whole experience of being in Amway meetings and around ambots was creepy.
Anna, I'm in the process of writing the story of my Amway nightmare, When it is ready, I can post it as a comment here, but perhaps it is something you might want to publish as a full blog post in and of itself? I want to tell people how to spot the lies, and what is going to happen if you do get sucked in, as well as how to get out and keep your integrity intact. Sound good?
DeleteHi Neal. How long is your story? LOL! Maybe be better to start your own web page. You can post it as a comment on any post here and I'll see it and copy and paste it and put it in the rotation. Write it in a word document first and keep an eye on the comments. Some readers have said there's a maximum word amount when leaving comments so you might have to do a couple of comments to fit it all in and you don't want to lose it so have it up somewhere else on your computer. Thanks.
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