My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Who Wants To See Amway Ass Pictures?
6 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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Well, there's a social media site called "Facebook," where you can publish pictures and information about yourself. I propose that the Amway Corporation start its own social media site called "Assbook."
ReplyDeleteEvery Ambot and his wife would be required to post clear color photos of their bare behinds on it.
A vote could be taken every month to determine who has the best "ass of the month." The winner would receive extra PV points, or a free case of LOC.
Diamonds and those above diamond level would be excluded from the competition, because it is assumed that they are already first-class asses.
Anonymous - Amway Assbook! Love it. LOL! And I wouldn't limit just the Diamonds to being first class asses. The fucker who signed us up and the sack of shit Platinum would be in the running to win that prize. LOL!
DeleteSince we're making suggestions about new ideas for Amway, I propose the following: let the Amway Corporation institute an Order of Merit (with medal and ribbon) for all ambots stupid enough to remain in the company for more than ten years. The decoration would be called
DeleteAAH-FOO-AHH
This is an acronym for "Ancient And Honorable Fraternity Of Obtuse Ambot Ass-Holes." (AAH-FOO-AAH).
The medal should be in the shape of a Nutrilite bottle, and covered with rhinestones. The ribbon should be shit-brown. The Latin motto on the medal should read; Ego sum stultus et asinus ("I am a fool and a jackass").
All ambots who have been awarded the AAH-FOO-AAH should get reserved seats in the front at all Amway 'functions." They can wear the AAH-FOO-AAH proudly around their necks as the Crown Ambassador Asshole-in-Chief gives his interminable speech.
Anonymous - LOL! love it. Yeah you'd think anyone dumb enough to be in Amway 10 years should automatically get front seats at brainwashing functions but I guess they haven't earned the privilege yet! LOL!
DeleteThere'll be very few AAH-FOO-AAHs, since almost no one stays in Amway for more than a year.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Very true!
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