I
heard a phrase on TV that I’m pretty sure said pyramid of friends. I didn’t pay
much attention to how the phrase was used. All I heard was pyramid and
immediately thought Amway and I heard friends and I thought of those phoney
fake Amway bastards that are your immediate friends when you sign up with the
Amway cult and after you quit you never see those Amway assholes again.
YAY!!!!!! They’re only friends as long as they can make money off you. Once the
money dries up those fickle Amway bastards aren’t your friends anymore. Well
they weren’t really your friends to begin with anyway.
If
anyone has ever wasted their time at an Amway meeting they know the Amway cult
leaders got a chalk board and draw a bunch of circles. One circle at the top is
you and then they draw a couple of sticks and circles below that and say those
are the people you sign up for Amway and they duplicate what you do and drink
one Amway beverage and eat one Amway food bar daily. But usually they draw 6
circles because everyone should be able to find 6 people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even
though they’re circles they’re still drawn to look like a pyramid with you, the
lowly Amway ambot at the top and your little empire of brainwashed ambots
beneath you. And you earn gazillions of dollars every month because all these
ambots further down the pyramid are making millions of dollars in sales.
Here’s
the reality. New brainwashed gaga ambot is unlikely to find one sucker to sign
up to the Amway scam let alone 2 or 6. The other reality is that the new ambot
is down at the bottom of the pyramid with a bunch of other little worker bee
Amway ambots. These are the guys who have enough savings or room on their
credit card so they can buy hundreds of dollars of Amway products every month
to impress the assholes in their Amway upline about how much “business” they
have. Dumb fucks taking the whole buy from your own store bullshit overly
seriously. The next level of the Amway pyramid will be the fucking assholes
that sponsored the one ambot into the scam. They make a little commission off
any sales the moron in their downline buys off Amway. And it keeps going up the
pyramid like that. Everyone makes a little commission off those Amway ambots
below them. As you go higher up the Amway pyramid these dumb fuck ambots get
these fucking stupid names like Fucked Up Eagle, Double Fucked Up Eagle, Sack
of Shit Platinum, Double Fucked Up Sack of Shit Platinum, Rip Off Ruby, Emerald
Bastard, Fucking Diamond, Double Fucked Up Executive Diamond. There are less
people on each upper level pissing on the Amway ambots lower than them on each
level of the Amway pyramid. But with each level higher up on the pyramid the
Amway assholes are likely making more money than the Amway ambots lower down
than them. When you reach an Emerald level on the pyramid which is pretty high
up there and you probably have close to 1000 people below you on the pyramid
that ambot can expect to earn around $2,000 to $3,000/month. This is according
to books and Youtube videos of former Amway Emeralds who disclosed how much
they really made. Even though at Amway meetings the cult leaders claim Emeralds
make around $125,000/year, that’s not true according to former Emeralds with
1000 ambots in their downline. Its closer to $30,000/year. Amway ambots need to
do the math. An Emerald is considered king when it comes to Amway ambots. Heres
the person where the lowly ambots are expected to suck dick and kiss ass and
with 1000 little worker bee Amway ambots below him he’s only making
$30,000/year well that’s just fucked up. Who knows 1000 people?
A
little higher up on the Amway pyramid are the Diamonds and according to Amway’s
literature they make around $150,000/year. A much more decent income than
Emeralds make but how many people below them on the pyramid did they have to
steal money from and lie and treat like shit. To get to this level you can’t
have any conscience and morals mean piss all to you. At this level there is
profit sharing in the Amway tool scam and its possible to make more money from
selling tickets to Amway ambots further down the pyramid to come hear you
speak. Who wants to pay money to hear some fucked up Amway asshole speak? Save
that money and go to the movies or a rock concert instead. But even these
hallowed cocksuckers aren’t at the top of the Amway pyramid. There’s other
Diamonds who have executive titles and who run various Amway cult sects. These
are the ones making the real money and dictating how much money the bastards
lower down the Amway pyramid make.
And
who is on the top of the Amway pyramid? Well that would be the owners of the
company or their heirs. That’s where the real money in Amway is. Signing up
suckers to their expensive buyers club and selling generic and substandard
products at overinflated prices. They can’t get away with that in the real
marketplace in drugstores and grocery stores because everyone would buy from
their lower priced/better quality competitors. So the owners have to create an
exclusive buying club and hire cult leaders who can brainwash these fuckers
into believing that they own their own business and they’re paying more money
and getting higher quality products and these things mean they’re better than
everyone else in the world.
That’s
the Amway ambot pyramid. It constantly crumbles away from the bottom because
people come to their senses and realize they’re losing money and they’ve been
brainwashed by a cult and they quit so the Ambots higher up on the Amway
pyramid must constantly replenish the stock and patch up the pyramid and find
more suckers to join their cult.
Stay
away from the Amway pyramid scheme. That’s the worst pyramid in the world to
try to climb. Wanna climb a pyramid? Go to Egypt or the Yucatan. It’ll be much
cheaper than climbing the Amway pyramid.
I have to laugh at all of those absurd gemstone and precious metal "titles" -- "Ruby," "Emerald," "Sapphire," "Diamond," "Platinum." How utterly corny can you get? It reminds me of that comic title of the head of Ralph Kramden's Raccoon lodge on the old "Honeymooners" TV show: "The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler, Emperor of All Raccoondom."
ReplyDeleteWhen you have to call yourself a "Diamond," it's pretty clear that deep down you're just a zircon.
Anonymous - those dumb fuck Amway "prestige" jewel titles are as hilarious as the Honeymooners raccoon lodge skit. Anyway you slice it they're still Amway losers.
DeleteI just don't understand how people can be so stupid in joining these things. It says on Amway's OWN reference guide that the gross average income of ALL IBO's are $153. AVERAGE. Meaning MOST of you are making $153 GROSS AVERAGE. Take into account all the money you spend on books, functions, meetings, voicemails, product, time lost that you can spend on other things, etc, and that $153 does nothing for you. Let's say you're a 1-in-a-million IBO and you do 3 times better than the AVERAGE IBO. You're only making $459 a month GROSS, NOT NET, which is still less than minimum wage working 15 hours a week. Even if you put 3 times more the effort of the AVERAGE IBO, you're still making less than minimum wage. How can anybody be that stupid?!?
ReplyDeleteGreat post though, your description of the stupid Amway level names had me laughing for a bit haha.
Twiggy
Twiggy - people get blinded by the Amway cult leaders feeding them the get rich quick bullshit and usually these people sound very convincing and are probably some of Amway's best damn closers. Just think how much money they'd make if these same people sold cars or time shares.
DeleteSo the $115/month has gone up on the Scamway literature to $153 now? They've updated their 2001 literature? LOL! And as you said that's gross though I don't know anyone who made that much commission off Amway in a month except maybe the sack of shit Platinum but he never opened his books to us. The net for Ambots is a loss usually close to $1000/month net loss. But what you'll hear taught at Scamway meetings is the way to make money in Amway is from your tax refund. Ambots are supposed to deduct EVERYTHING Amway against the income from their real job to get a refund and make money in Amway. Maybe the average Ambot makes $1500 tax refund and Amway is using those dollar amounts averaged out by the month? Who knows what those scammers are pulling off. Unfortunately for Ambots Uncle Sam isn't too happy about the way to make money in Amway and can you say audit.
Some Amway actually brag about their tax refunds due to Amway business expenses until I point out that they must have had losses in order to get a refund. If they actually made more money, they would be paying taxes.
DeleteJoecool - my husband was memorized at Amway meetings when he heard he could actually get a tax refund. We pay taxes every year so a refund would be a novelty. Until I point out basic business concept about paying taxes. If business is bad and there are more expenses than income then a refund is likely coming. If business is going great and there's more income than expenses to be written off then that means paying taxes on that income. This is why we have an accountant to try to figure out how much expenses we can claim and lower the income we must pay taxes on. My biggest worry a few weeks ago when I met with my bank was that there's not enough money in our tax account and if I should transfer another $5000 in there just to be safe. My banker says check with my accountant who tells me we're good and no need to transfer any just in case money into that account. These are the types of conversations that grown ups who run real businesses have with professionals who give them real business advice. You won't see any Amway losers getting professional advice like that. All they'll do is brag about how good business is and how big their tax refund is after they write off everything Amway.
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