All those unoriginal ambots! They all duplicated each other and gave the same Christmas present to everyone else and put it under the ambot Christmas tree.
My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Monday, December 21, 2015
The Ambot Who Stole Christmas
All those unoriginal ambots! They all duplicated each other and gave the same Christmas present to everyone else and put it under the ambot Christmas tree.
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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Haha, I love it! I'll take the Grinch over Ambots anyday. Happy holidays to ya!
ReplyDeleteTwiggy
LOL! Glad you're enjoying Twiggy. Yeah I'd rather deal with the Grinch than an Amway Ambot. Merry Christmas!
DeleteThe Ambot Louse
ReplyDelete'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring save Ambot the Louse.
He went to each stocking and took out good stuff
And filled them with Amway crap -- more than enough
To turn the whole holiday into a flop:
Soap products, toothpaste, and other pure slop.
Ambot the Louse took his big stolen stash
Down to a pawnshop, and hocked it for cash
Which he then sent up-line to some Platinum fucks
Who mailed him CDs in exchange for the bucks.
LOL! That's a great poem. Love it. The Ambot Louse.
DeleteIBOFB is the Amway Grinch. LOL
ReplyDeleteHim and every other fucking Amway loser out there are all grinches out to financially and emotionally destroy victims. Fuck all of them Amway losers. Lumps of coal in the ambot's stockings are too good for them.
DeleteCoal has value in the winter months. LOL
DeleteI guess that value of coal depends on where you live. I can't see it bringing top dollar in somewhere like Tahiti or other tropical locations.
DeleteI wonder if the EPA has ever investigated the pollution effects of Amway products that arrive in the landfills this time of year or tested to see if Amway products degrade the other shit that arrives at the sewage treatment plants.
ReplyDeleteMerry un Amway Christmas for all! Best hopes and wishes for the families of Ambots to get their loved ones safely back from this cult and may this be the last year they have to dispose of Amway "gifts".
Ray - that sounds like a good idea. Even though the lying Amway cult leaders brag about what a great environmentally friendly company Scamway is there doesn't seem to be anything backing up those lying scumbags. I bet more Amway shit hits the landfills than say good stuff from Costco.
Deleteibofb pollutes the internet with his crap.
DeleteHim and every other fucking Amway loser out there. Evil Amway bastards who are out to steal other people's money and fuck up their lives. Yeah lets send another big old FUCK YOU out to every evil Amway bastard out there.
DeleteI read your blog all the time it is so hilarious. I never joined a pyramid scheme/mlm "business" but SO MANY people I have encountered are in them and have tried to get me to join. Once I was tricked into a "facial" by a Mary Kay lady which is a pretty funny story. Anyway, the reason I am commenting is because I just happened upon some information about these crazy people who claim to communicate with entities from another dimension or something and act like they are experts in physics. Apparently they are somehow related to "The Secret" which always kind of struck me as similar to Amway and other MLM cult thinking. Well LO AND BEHOLD these scammers apparently also got their start scamming people in Amway! HAHA this was too hilarious for me not to share with you. Thanks for your always entertaining blog and even though I've thank God never personally encountered an Ambot, I meet my fair share of other MLMbots which all that you write really applies to.
ReplyDeletehttp://abrahamhicksfraud.blogspot.com/p/whats-so-bad-about-esther-and-jerrys.html
Hey I'm glad you're enjoying the blog. That's the thing with these Amway losers. Once a scammer always a scammer. The same thing can't be said for being a Diamond. They're not forever in Amway. Thanks for the link!
DeleteI made another comment but can't tell if it worked. Anyway all I wanted to share was this hilarious connection to Amway that I stumbled upon.
ReplyDeletehttp://abrahamhicksfraud.blogspot.com/p/whats-so-bad-about-esther-and-jerrys.html
Yup worked just fine. We're not around on weekends to check and approve comments. Not so much the last week either.
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