My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Amway Ambot Shitmobile Alert!
14 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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Utterly amazing, Anna.
ReplyDeleteAmway says: Sell your nice new car and buy a beat-up, crummy jalopy. Use the proceeds from your car sale to "build up your Amway business" (translation: buy a lot of lousy Amway products and worthless tools).
Amway says: Sell your beautiful home and start renting instead. Use the proceeds from your house sale to "build up your Amway business."
Amway says: Cash out your IRA or 401K plan, and use the money to... blah, blah, blah.
The above-listed three pieces of "advice" that Amway gives its IBOs are financially insane and suicidal! You would have to be first-class moron to follow them!
But this is what happens when you are stupid, broke, semi-educated, and stuck in a dead-end job, as most Amway prospects are. You get swept up in hopes, dreams, and fantasies, since you are desperate to escape your forlorn situation.
The whole thing reminds me of the story of Pinocchio, where the Fox and the Cat convince silly Pinocchio to bury the little money he has in the ground, where they tell him it will take root and blossom into a money tree. Of course it's a lie, and they steal his money.
Telling people to sell their most important possessions and to liquidate their savings accounts is CRIMINAL.
I'd like to see every lying up-line Amway scumbag hanging from a lamppost, disemboweled.
Anonymous - that's how Amway operates. Giving the commissioned sales reps really bad financial advice just so they can get their hands on the IBO's money. Amway is all about bringing financial and emotional distress to their victims while they destroy lives.
DeleteWhat's worse is when an ambot sells his kidney to "build the business" by purchasing tools and function tickets.
DeleteAnonymous - I haven't heard of that happening but I can absolutely see Amway cult leaders giving out that kind of shitty "business" advice.
DeleteThey are just like those people who sit in the casino whole day playing slot machines hoping they can win....
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - at least you have a better chance of making money at a slot machine than you do of making money in Amway.
DeleteYou have to show "the plan" to about hundreds of thousands of people to be diamond. I would rather be a mayor of a small town with hundreds of thousands of people.
ReplyDeleteYou have to show the plan hundreds of thousands of times?!?
DeleteAnd these Amway jerks say that having a job is slavery.
Anonymous - your plan sounds better!
Delete2nd Anonymous - the reality of actually putting the plan into action to make some money in Amway is staggering. Impossible for most people. System designed for failure. Slavery is how you're treated by the fucking assholes in the Amway upline.
DeleteI can't imagine hiw they are going to survive in a clunker like that. Imagine you're in Hawaii, your upline told you to be an obedient little ambot and you bought a 80s clunker with an air-conditioning that blows hot air. And you're stuck in a 2-hour jam, fully suited, under 32℃ sun (it could be way hotter inside the car, say 40℃)? One must be dumb enough to wear a full suit driving a rickety moving oven under a raging sun.
ReplyDelete- Gene
Dear Gene --
DeleteEverything in Amway is FOLLOWING THE RULES.
If the rules say "Wear a suit in Hawaii even if you're stuck in a sun-blistering traffic jam," the obedient Ambot will do it.
Gene - but if the assholes in the Amway upline ordered the IBO to buy a clunker with no air conditioning - they'd do it.
DeleteAnonymous - that's very true. If the Amway cult leader tells you to do something then you snap to it eight away. That is if you actually like the bastard. Didn't work too good when those fucking Amway control freaks tried to pull off that bullshit with me.
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