Thursday, April 28, 2016

What If Accidentally Eat Amway Glister Toothpaste

Yup go ahead and laugh. A recent searcher found their way to this blog by typing “what if accidentally eat Amway Glister toothpaste”. LOL!

Unknown factor – how much Glister toothpaste was “accidentally” eaten. LOL! LOL! LOL!

What did this guy do. And yeah, it’s a guy. Women don’t have that same weird curiosity to find out what happens if they eat toothpaste and if they were dumb enough to do so probably wouldn’t search online. And if a woman was dumb enough to do it she’d choose a toothpaste that tastes a whole lot better than pukey Amway Glister!

But this leaves the opening to rerun a Glister post. And I want to say I’m surprised the above loser who eats Amway Glister toothpaste just didn’t puke. Because that’s usually what happens when using this product the normal way its intended – you know brushing your teeth. So “accidentally” eating it should give the same barfy results.

Its hard to say which Amway product I despise the most. I mean there are so many shitty overpriced low quality items to choose from!

I really hate the Amway toothpaste - Glister!

I use normal toothpaste the kind you see advertised on TV all your life - Crest or Colgate. Whatever is on sale when I get to the drug store! I’m not overly picky. They all do more or less the same thing.

When we first got involved with Amway the fucking assholes in our upline ran through our house telling Ambot to get rid of the illegal products and replace them with something similar that Amway sells. This really pissed me off. But then there was nothing about our upline that didn’t piss me off. In this case I hate being wasteful. If we have perfectly good products in the house I want to use them up and once the container is empty then throw it out. The Amway philosophy is to throw out perfectly good useable products and then spend lots of money replacing them with shitty overpriced Amway products.

One of those shitty products was Glister toothpaste. I can go to the drugstore and there will be 20 feet of shelf space devoted to all the different kinds of toothpaste and all the different things they can do for a person: help prevent cavities, fluoride, mouthwash, whitener, sensitivity etc. etc. With all this incredible toothpaste variety also comes a huge range of prices. Anywhere from a buck or so up to several dollars per tube.

Price? Amway Glister toothpaste is sort of in the range of other toothpaste brands, a bit more expensive but not 3 or 4 times more expensive like other Amway products are, maybe that’s because most toothpastes at the store cost $2 or $3, so Glister might be twice as expensive as a tube of Crest.

What about variety? Oh I forgot. Amway has none when it comes to toothpaste.

What about taste? There are all kinds of toothpaste flavors out there. Mint, root beer, strawberry....

But not with Amway. They have one toothpaste flavor - puke!

I’ve never had trouble using normal toothpaste to brush my teeth. Brush, rinse, spit. No problem.

There is something seriously wrong with the Amway Glister toothpaste. I brush and the foul taste of Glister makes me gag. I try to spit out as much of the crap there is in my mouth and keep brushing. I feel the sweats coming on and I’m having trouble breathing. I am going to puke if I keep brushing using this nasty shitty Amway toothpaste!

Being a glutton for punishment I keep trying the Glister toothpaste. Remember those fucking assholes in our upline threw out my perfectly good toothpaste that does not make me puke and I hate wasting anything.

I gave in after a few days. I prefer not to puke when I’m brushing my teeth. I went back to using a normal toothpaste and I haven’t had a repeat gagging performance since.

A good Amway slogan? Spend more money for our low quality toothpaste. You might not get your teeth clean but Glister will empty your stomach!


  1. Ugh, that stuff was nasty! My ex had horrible, awful teeth. Some of it was genetic, as a lot of his family had teeth issues too, but his were way worse. I wonder how much of it was because he used Glister exclusively for years.

    1. Anonymous - why can't Amway sell anything that tastes good. Do they do midnight crawls of the docks buying nasty tasting shit that no one wants so they can slap an Amway label on it. Someone stopped by a long time ago to talk about all kinds of dental problems when Glister was used exclusively. But as you said you got to wonder how much is genetic.

  2. True story, an IBO said (back in the day) he had dandruff and dandruff shampoo did not work for him so he used SA8 to wash his hair and it cured him on dandruff.

    1. Joecol - it's amazing what other uses Ambots can find for their beloved Amway products. Like the Amway Masturbator who shows up to tell us how much he loves SA8 by jerking off into it.

  3. What do those Amway jerks reply when you tell them that one of their products didn't work? It's always the same thing: "Well, you just didn't use it properly..."

    How the goddamned hell can you not use toothpaste properly?

    1. Anonymous - very true. Amway is a blame the victim scam. And most people learned how to use toothpaste and toothbrush at an early age. It's not that difficult. Unless apparently you're an Amway Ambot eating Glister cause you're too broke to buy real food!

  4. "accidentally" my ass! What happened here is an ambot didn't have enough money left for food after following his upline's advice, and didn't have any friends left he could hit up for a meal after driving them all away, so he was stuck with the only "edible" thing left in the house!

    1. Anonymous - that's my guess too. Amway Ambots are broke after spending all their money on cult activities and tithing the Great Amway God there's no money left for real food. That's why these losers suck back those vitamins that replace eating fruits and vegetables. It's cheaper to buy produce and get the bulk from eating it that sucking back Scamway vitamins.

  5. I actually like how Glister tastes. But I don't use the big giant amount you see in toothpaste commercials, lasts forever that way but its the only product I buy. Your blog amuses me.

    1. I guess if you're a broke Amway loser you got to do what the fucking assholes in your Amway upline order you to do. Eat that Glister shit!

    2. To Anonymous at 10:45 AM --

      Anna's blog amuses you? Great. It sure doesn't amuse the bigshots in Ada, Michigan, who are in a state of fuming rage about it.

      My fifth-columnists in the Amway organization tell me that this blog and Joe Cool's are a major headache (and ulcer problem) for them.

    3. You're very rude. I'm not an IBO.
      I just like their toothpaste.

    4. Anonymous - those arrogant pricks in Ada probably downplay the power of blogs like this instead of fuming about it.

      But it would be nice to be the cause of some ulcers to those evil bastards!

    5. Anonymous - so this blog is amusing and then its rude. It's like 2 blogs in one. Just like that toothpaste that claims to be 2 toothpastes in one. And no I'm not talking about Amway shit.

      And here's a public service announcement. Unless you're the owner its a really bad idea to surf the net while you're at work. Most employees don't realize that their company's tech department can track what you're doing online and how much time you're doing it instead of getting your job down. Reading this blog on your employer's dime is not worth getting your ass fired. And that goes for doing any Amway "business" where you're on the clock. Don't get fired fucking around on your job instead of getting your work done that you're being paid to do.

      Now how rude was that? Or was it a nice message?


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