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Thursday, April 28, 2016
What If Accidentally Eat Amway Glister Toothpaste
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Ugh, that stuff was nasty! My ex had horrible, awful teeth. Some of it was genetic, as a lot of his family had teeth issues too, but his were way worse. I wonder how much of it was because he used Glister exclusively for years.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - why can't Amway sell anything that tastes good. Do they do midnight crawls of the docks buying nasty tasting shit that no one wants so they can slap an Amway label on it. Someone stopped by a long time ago to talk about all kinds of dental problems when Glister was used exclusively. But as you said you got to wonder how much is genetic.
DeleteTrue story, an IBO said (back in the day) he had dandruff and dandruff shampoo did not work for him so he used SA8 to wash his hair and it cured him on dandruff.
ReplyDeleteJoecol - it's amazing what other uses Ambots can find for their beloved Amway products. Like the Amway Masturbator who shows up to tell us how much he loves SA8 by jerking off into it.
DeleteWhat do those Amway jerks reply when you tell them that one of their products didn't work? It's always the same thing: "Well, you just didn't use it properly..."
ReplyDeleteHow the goddamned hell can you not use toothpaste properly?
Anonymous - very true. Amway is a blame the victim scam. And most people learned how to use toothpaste and toothbrush at an early age. It's not that difficult. Unless apparently you're an Amway Ambot eating Glister cause you're too broke to buy real food!
Delete"accidentally" my ass! What happened here is an ambot didn't have enough money left for food after following his upline's advice, and didn't have any friends left he could hit up for a meal after driving them all away, so he was stuck with the only "edible" thing left in the house!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - that's my guess too. Amway Ambots are broke after spending all their money on cult activities and tithing the Great Amway God there's no money left for real food. That's why these losers suck back those vitamins that replace eating fruits and vegetables. It's cheaper to buy produce and get the bulk from eating it that sucking back Scamway vitamins.
DeleteI actually like how Glister tastes. But I don't use the big giant amount you see in toothpaste commercials, lasts forever that way but its the only product I buy. Your blog amuses me.
ReplyDeleteI guess if you're a broke Amway loser you got to do what the fucking assholes in your Amway upline order you to do. Eat that Glister shit!
DeleteTo Anonymous at 10:45 AM --
DeleteAnna's blog amuses you? Great. It sure doesn't amuse the bigshots in Ada, Michigan, who are in a state of fuming rage about it.
My fifth-columnists in the Amway organization tell me that this blog and Joe Cool's are a major headache (and ulcer problem) for them.
You're very rude. I'm not an IBO.
DeleteI just like their toothpaste.
Anonymous - those arrogant pricks in Ada probably downplay the power of blogs like this instead of fuming about it.
DeleteBut it would be nice to be the cause of some ulcers to those evil bastards!
Anonymous - so this blog is amusing and then its rude. It's like 2 blogs in one. Just like that toothpaste that claims to be 2 toothpastes in one. And no I'm not talking about Amway shit.
DeleteAnd here's a public service announcement. Unless you're the owner its a really bad idea to surf the net while you're at work. Most employees don't realize that their company's tech department can track what you're doing online and how much time you're doing it instead of getting your job down. Reading this blog on your employer's dime is not worth getting your ass fired. And that goes for doing any Amway "business" where you're on the clock. Don't get fired fucking around on your job instead of getting your work done that you're being paid to do.
Now how rude was that? Or was it a nice message?