Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Amway Ambots Are Fucking Facebook Snipers

 

About 2 months after Facebook became live on the Internet a guy I know sent me a friend request. I didn’t know what Facebook was so I left the email alone for awhile and then one day I finally clicked on the link, accepted the friend request and registered. He sent me a message saying he was happy I’d joined and almost right away a couple other people I knew through him also sent me friend requests. They already had many friends signed up and some of them sent me friend requests too even though I didn’t actually know them I accepted the request. In the beginning I thought it was weird that people who had never met me in person wanted to be my friend. I joined a couple of groups - schools I went to and organizations I was part of - and signed up people I really knew as friends. I even sent friend requests to a few people I didn’t know but were friends of friends. Still seems weird.

Facebook was kind of a good thing. I’ve reconnected with people I lost contact with many years ago. I’ve also met some new people through various groups. I’m not huge on Facebook but I check it and post photos and send messages to friends and family. I’m not on there every hour changing my status or seeing what my friends are doing but I’m on a few times a week. I can see why its also known as Lamebook or Crackbook but fortunately I’m not that addicted.

Back in the early days of Facebook whenever somebody posted a comment on your friend’s wall that would show up on your news feeds too. Actually get kind of annoying seeing all these comments that people you don’t know have written on other people’s walls and on and on it’d go. It hasn’t been like that in years.

There’s a woman who I’ve never met but we’re both members of the same online group and have friends in common so we became Facebook friends but we don’t interact all that much. One day I noticed some man had posted a comment to her wall because it showed up in my news feed. The fellow’s photo showed him dressed in a suit and he’d written a message to the effect of thank you for accepting my friend request and I look forward to networking with you in the future.

I thought that was a little weird for someone to say. When you get a new friend on Facebook you write a little hello message and maybe compliment their photos. But looking forward to networking with someone? Screams Amway all over it.

Ambot didn’t sign on to Facebook until after he joined Amway. The sack of shit Platinum would bring it up mostly when he was talking about the name list all IBO’s have to make of people they know. He said if you have 800 900 1000 friends on Facebook you can prospect them all as potential IBO’s or customers.

That seems creepy to me. I’d say if you have more than a couple of hundred friends on Facebook you probably don’t know all of them personally. Using Facebook to snipe friends for the sole purpose of being Amway prospects just seems screwy to me.

But Ambot decides the Platinum might actually know something and spends all his free time and there’s not much of that when you’re involved in Amway looking to snipe new friends he can prospect into the Amway cult. He goes nutso signing up “friends” and Facebook suspended his account. I believe there is a maximum amount of “friends” you’re allowed to sign up daily and he exceeded it. He was getting warning messages from Facebook saying he was approaching his daily limit of friends and that he would get blocked if he didn’t stop. And then his account got suspended! Ha! Did it not occur to Ambot that Facebook puts limits in effect to stop people from spamming or signing up “friends” for business purposes - like potential Amway prospects! Like Ambot is the first person involved in an MLM who thought about using Facebook to prospect for recruits!

Its also possible that some of these unknown friends were complaining to Facebook or maybe after a person gets enough declines on friend requests that Facebook suspends them.

For all the effort Ambot put into signing up unknown people as Crackbook friends and I’d have to say he got a couple of hundred he never got a single one of them to an Amway meeting or purchase any products.

That would be over 99% failure rate recruiting Amway prospects on Facebook. Get used to it. Amway has over 99% failure rate in making money at their scam too.


 


8 comments:

  1. Amway assholes are so lacking in class that they'll try to chat up prospective recruits at weddings and funerals. They have no sense of decency, or respect. They'll bother strangers in restaurants and hotel lobbies, they'll annoy you in shops, and of course they'll make use of social media to get up your ass about their stupid soap-suds MLM.

    The problem is that up-line scum are constantly screaming at them: YOU HAVE TO BE THINKING ABOUT "AMWAY" 24-7! This is why Amway assholes have to prospect every human being they can possibly connect with.

    Thinking about something 24-7 is a symptom of mental disease. Psychiatrists call it obsessive-compulsive disorder, or mania.

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    1. Anonymous - its sheer desperation of trying to make a buck. Everyone laughing at them because Amway is a scam so if they make it big then they can laugh at everyone who was laughing at them LOL! Also sheer desperation to find anyone to buy Amway shit or come to a meeting so they won't face the abuse from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline that despite all their hard work they're not making money. The reason for that is most of the world has already heard about Amway and know its a scam. The people who haven't heard about Amway do a search on the Internet. read other people's stories of financial and emotional distress and are smart enough to stay away.

      Yes an Amway Ambot must always be thinking about Amway and how to pitch everyone they see. Amway is a worse than a mental disease but it's definitely something pyschiatrists have dealt with = people who have been brainwashed by a cult.

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  2. When my cousin was flogging Amway back in the 1970s, he would of course give the whole shpiel and draw the chalk circles and talk about what a great business opportunity it was.

    When I asked him if he wasn't going to be bored by selling all these silly products, he said "Yes, I know what you mean. I'm only in Amway to build a big down-line and retire and collect residual income. I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE BULK OF MY LIFE SELLING THESE CRUMMY SOAP-SUDS."

    Little did he know that being in Amway as a core lifer is like being incarcerated with no chance of parole. You are condemned to live a life of Amway, 24-7, and you'll be chained to those shitty soap-suds forever.

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    1. Anonymous - that's right. The lifer Ambots are been brainwashed to believe that they can't quit now not when success is right around the corner. That's just desperation from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline who don't want to lose the pennies commission they make off that sucker and how it keeps them in a higher BV bracket. The old brainwashing about how after 2 to 5 years of working part time in ScAmway 10 to 15 hours a week and then bazillions of dollars in residual income will come rolling in for the rest of their life. That bullshit has been flung by Amway cult leaders for decades!

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  3. The biggest and most outrageous lie in Amway is that you are "helping others in your down-line," even if you aren't making a profit. You are helping them to "achieve their dreams."

    What total BULLSHIT! It makes Amway sound like the Peace Corps.

    In Amway, the only people you are helping are your immediate up-line-sponsor, as well as the fat-assed big pins that go up to you Platinum and Diamond asshole-bosses. You are working FOR THEM.

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    1. Anonymous - I can tell you that I don't give a flying fuck that some asshole in the Amway upline needs to get 2500 PV or 5000 PV or whatever so they can reach the next stupid level in Amway and the orders are issued to the downline to buy more Amway shit. No one in the Amway upline is helping anyone beneath them without some financial benefit to themselves. Those Amway fuckers all lie about how they're giving up something more important in their lives to show up and "help" the ambots in their downline but you can be pretty sure none of them is showing up for free.

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    2. Scamway products are spendy too. I was in “the business” back in the early 1980’s when they changed $12 for eight bars of soap. Different prices today however back then $12 bought you a lot more for your dollar. Upline always had the same bullshit line, “well, the products are more concentrated. That’s why they cost more.” I remember my dad always comparing the Scamway products with what he was buying his “non-Scamway” or “negative products”my father would say, “hey, check this out. I just bought ten bars of soap for a dollar!” Which would shoot the Scamway prices down and make them look like the crooks that they are and always will be. Thank you for this wonderful forum. I was in Scamway back in the early 1980’s and learned many great life lessons at a young age and have avoided all kinds of cults, pyramid schemes, ponzi schemes and crooks from my brief time in Scamway. Cheers to all, J

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    3. Hi J. Thank you for stopping by! It's good to hear that you learned at a young age how to recognize pyramid schemes and crooks thanks to ScAmway. And Ambots still have this over the top obsession with all things that they perceive to be negative. Ambots haven't gotten any more positive in the last 4 decades LOL! Amway losers are the most negative nasty vicious evil motherfuckers I've ever met in my life.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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