The Ambot Amway Leadership Dilemma

So I get some brainwashed ambot asshole from Minneapolis doing an online search about WWDB Amway Spring Leadership at the Orleans Arena - which is in Las Vegas. He ends up at a post I wrote in 2011 about Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Left me the typical canned amspeak response that I’m broke. Oh shit! What will I ever do with my house and my cars now that I’m all of a sudden broke because some fucking Amway ambot declares it so! Surely a person as broke as me with an income more than what Amway says the average Diamond grosses is DOOMED!!!! It never fails to amaze me that ambots have such low opinions of their Diamonds. If our income is higher than a Diamond and I’m broke - then what does that say about their fucking Amway Diamonds?

But back to the asshole ambot searching for Amway WWDB Spring Leadership being held at the Orelans Arena. I know some people might be thinking so what. Maybe its the closest Amway WWDB Spring Leadership location closest to the fucking ambot’s house.

Nope.

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership is being held in the Minneapolis Convention Center on May 5 and 6 2012. Logic would dictate if a brainwashed ambot lives in Minneapolis and Spring Leadership is being held there then wow don’t get much better than this. Can do Spring Leadership cheaply no hotel and bare minimum transportation expenses.

But the ambot asshole is searching for Spring Leadership at the Orleans Arena. That would be this coming weekend April 13, 14, 15 2012 in Las Vegas.

Well I know why I would want to go to Las Vegas and its got nothing to do with being brainwashed at some fucking Amway conference! But the only reason this ambot is looking to go is to catch World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership. So there are at least two opportunities for asshole ambot to attend: in his/her hometown and spending some bucks to go to Las Vegas. Yup those ambots are encouraged to attend as many Spring Leaderships as they can. Gotta invest in the tool scam. Gotta make the cult leaders perched on top of the pyramid even richer.

That asshole ambot will probably be back searching for Spring Break in some of the other cities too.

Had a good laugh the other morning. An employee at Amway’s head office in Ada is fucking around on the Internet instead of getting their work done and searching for information on WWDB Spring Leadership in Washington DC and what is the first link on the search engine? Married to an Ambot blog! Dumb ass clicked it on it a couple of times. Amway and WWDB in their quest for high secrecy doesn’t make this information available so ambots have to search online and they all find their way to Anna Banana!

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Things to do in Minneapolis instead of WWDB Amway Spring Leadership

Here is the last in my series of posts on what to do in the cities were Amway World Wide Dream Builders are holding Spring Leadership 2012.

This year Amway WWDB is holding Spring Leadership in Minneapolis on May 5 and 6 2012 in the Minneapolis Convention Center.

Hmmm. Shows what I know. Never knew Minneapolis is known for holding conventions so that they’d actually have a center to hold them in! I always thought the only thing Minneapolis was known for was home to the Mary Tyler Moore Show!

No really. Practically everything I know about Minneapolis I know from watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Seeing as how its been many years since I last saw one of those reruns well that pretty much puts me as good as knowing nothing. I remember there were a lot of snow storms during the show. Anyway if you want to see the statue of Mary Tyler Moore tossing her hat in the air its in front of Macy’s at 700 Nicollet Mall. Here’s a page that has some photos of the statue. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/5735 Doesn’t cost nothing to go over and look at the news girl who’s gonna make it on her own. Unlike the Amway ambot crowd! They will NEVER make it!

Segway Tours  A little pricey at $80 for a 2 or 3 hour tour around town on a Segway but at least it comes in well under wasting $125 to be brainwashed at an Amway convention.

I have discovered the much coveted zoo in town. The Minnesota Zoo. At $18 its nearly as pricey as that zoo up in Calgary! Seniors and children are $12.

Minneapolis Institute of Arts gets high marks on Trip Advisor. And its free!

Stone Arch Bridge Who wants to walk over the Mississippi River? Kodak moment!

OK. I found the perfect place for me in Minneapolis. Surly Beer! http://www.surlybrewing.com/ Free tour. Free beer. Not a lot I can say other than those schnooks up in Calgary with the big rock problem should be taking notes. FREE! Not rip off $25!!!!

If you’re really going to Minneapolis here’s a web page with free and cheap things to do there. http://attractions.uptake.com/minnesota/minneapolis/cheap_vacations/698024255.html A lot of it involves going to parks. Yup even Anna Banana could hang out at a park all day if the alternative was getting brainwashed at an Amway cult meeting called Spring Leadership!

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!