Amway IBO Litterbugs

Whenever we attended an Amway meeting at a hotel meeting room or school auditorium the IBO’s brought their own refreshments, brandishing bottles of Perfect Water or that nasty piss drink XS and packages of food bars.

The amazing thing at the end of the meeting these slobs left their trash wherever they’d been sitting. The auditorium would be littered with Amway garbage. Very few attendees were conscientious enough to take their empties and trash with them.

Flash back to the meetings the Platinum held. He often was met with objections that people couldn’t attend the out of state major functions because they couldn’t afford it. “Go out and collect cans,” he’d say.

After the Amway meetings held at school auditoriums or hotels at least one person in our crossline would look for a janitor and ask for a garbage bag. Then they’d walk around the auditorium picking up the empties and root through the trash bins for any cans or bottles that had been tossed in there.

At least they were being environmentally friendly. No big deal to me. I recycle too.

For some reason these bottle and can collectors really bugged Ambot. He thought it was embarrassing that someone in his crossline was scrounging through garbage.

I thought it was even more embarrassing that IBO’s who bullshitted others into thinking they’re responsible citizens are litterbugs.

Moving the litterbug issue inside our home Ambot was the worst litterbug around when it came to Amway products. In his quest to hyper-consume as many Amway products as his credit card allowed he littered the house with empty XS cans, Perfect Water bottles, and wrappers from food bars. His mother was a slob who didn’t teach her children how to clean up after themselves. Everyone in Ambot’s upline failed to teach him to put his empties into the recycle bin and wrappers into the trash. Or more than likely they convinced him that was what a wife was for.

I was cleaning up after the biggest Amway litterbug around constantly clearing the living room, kitchen, bedroom, and office of the Amway shit that Ambot had no clue what to do with once he finished consuming the product. I gave him instructions on how to tidy up after himself and put the empties into the recycle bin but he didn’t get it. It really pissed me off that none of his upline gave him instructions on what to do with his trash. Maybe he’d have listened to one of them instead of me. Or maybe he’s been conditioned by too many years of his mother’s slovenly ways to just leave your garbage wherever it falls.

I realize that not every Amway IBO is a litterbug but from what I’ve seen the evidence speaks for itself. Amway garbage strewn everywhere at auditoriums and strewn everywhere in my house.

Don't even get me started on the Amway trash that littered my car.