Sunday, July 31, 2011

Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days 2011

This post’s purpose is to say hi to IBO’s who are searching for information for Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days. I’ve already had searchers looking for this information who are ending up at my post about how we had to buy tickets to FED before leaving Family Reunion.

What do I know about Free Enterprise Days that Amway and World Wide Dream Builders will be holding in 2011? Not a thing. It will probably cost $125 per person and be held in October if history repeats itself.

I also know that several of my posts are in the top 5 Google search for Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days 2011. What is the number one slot? A paid ad by Amway!!! Ha ha! The only way they can get a higher spot than me on the old Google search is to pay for it. Even I am not that desperate!

Wouldn’t it just be simpler - and possibly even cheaper - for Amway to pay me a few million to shut down my blog and go away?

No one clicks on their paid ad anyway if they’re searching for information on WWDB Free Enterprise Days. IBO’s already know the Amway site is all about selling Amway products not function information. So naturally they click on the links to my blog because they’re desperate to find any information.

Some dumb ass marketing and promotions guru at Amway head office is doing a shitty job buying Google ads!

I’ll probably post more information as the time draws nearer. In the meantime I’ll keep reeling those IBO’s in.


  1. You should sign up with google ads. There would probably be amway ads popping up on your site. Then your friends could click on them. Cost them money and maybe get you some.

  2. Peter - I did have Google ads set up for awhile and then I pulled them. Yes that's a good thing when it costs the IBO's money. I don't believe they're allowed to advertise that way somewhere in the policy it says they can't but the IBO's do anyway. Just like how they're not supposed to prospect at Barnes & Noble and they still do.

  3. I'm sorry, but when you posted things such as:

    "What is the number one slot? A paid ad by Amway!!! Ha ha! The only way they can get a higher spot than me on the old Google search is to pay for it. Even I am not that desperate!"

    "Wouldn’t it just be simpler - and possibly even cheaper - for Amway to pay me a few million to shut down my blog and go away?"

    I could do nothing else but laugh hysterically at the amusing points you made. Don't get me wrong, this post is great! Anybody can take the amusement in it. That's why it is so great!

    It might be in your best interest to not post anything ever related to Amway ever again, for you will just be hurting yourself for all of the knee-jerking jaw clenching debates you will get yourself into.

    Oh yeah, I wish life were that simple. If I were able to post a negative article about Microsoft, and to have Microsoft pay me $1,000,000 dollars for taking my site down--- the world would be a much better place! Your idea is splendid actually.

    Logically speaking, the world doesn't work that way. You should read some books on leadership and other books that can feed your mind with a positive mentality.

    Also, the perfect description in which I can accurately pinpoint your character and attitude, is through this article:

    Keep it up! I'll subscribe to you if you choose to be the subject of hysterical amusement!

  4. Anonymous from Los Altos, California who found your way to my blog after doing a search for "free enterprise day 2011" and found my blog near the top of the search engine - you better get in your shitmobile and join the clunker brigade to Portland if you hope to get there in time for Amway's opening brainwashing session on Friday night. Or maybe you're planning to hop on the Amway truck to get there.

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  5. I just got back from F.E.D. 2011 and I must say, it was absolutely mind blowing and a life changing experience, after such a major impact that Family Reunion in Boise Idaho was. Very amazing business, and WWDB is such an honorable and positive experience.

    I respect what you are doing, and as a man of integrity, it's wrong to put down a person even if they have differing perspectives or how they view the Amway business. Good luck in what you do, and just know that I choose not to hate you. I choose to support you in what you are doing for everybody else. Although your efforts are intended for bringing forth your opinion and perspectives, I have disciplined myself to see it as a neutral objection.

  6. Well Anonymous I must say you are one of very few IBO's who have shown up at my blog to leave a comment that was not full of brainwashed canned responses straight from an Amway meeting. I have lived through the experience of Amway and WWDB and taken the abuse from our upline so all I can say is that you and I have widely different experiences.

    Unfortunately I do not think you will have much of a future in Amway if you are truly a man of integrity. Good luck to you.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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