Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Davidicus sending prank email to Amway. Hilarious!

I came across this web page with a prank email written by Davidicus to various employees at Amway. In typical Amway fashion they keep passing the buck to someone else to deal with it.

I have no idea if this is a real exchange of emails or if Davidicus has scripted all this but either way its hilarioius. It starts off slow but gets funny fast. Here's one of my favorite passages. The link to the web page is at the bottom. Enjoy!


Chad, the IBO I met at the neighborhood potluck, told me that Amway was a path to achieving my dreams. But my dream is to NOT work. And becoming a business owner requires work. Chad also told me that with the money he earned through his business he'd built a dungeon in his basement for adult invite-only parties. I don't know what he meant by that. But I was definitely interested in contacting you folks about achieving my dreams.

Owning a business sounds like a great way to earn super fast money. But would I be allowed to sublet my business so I don't have to actually work? Also, does Amway sell leather products?

Every time I try to talk to Chad he keeps bringing up his invite-only parties. And he stands too close to me.


To read the entire letter exchange go to his website


  1. I read the whole email thread over on the website, it was absolutely hilarious! LMAO! Thanks Anna, best laugh I've had for about 2 days.

  2. Connie - I'm glad I was able to find something to enteriain you this evening!

  3. Also, does Amway sell leather products?

    Every time I try to talk to Chad he keeps bringing up his invite-only

    parties. And he stands too close to me.

    "Kool Kitz," to play up the local


    This was hilarious!!! thank you for sharing. i am starting my day with a big old laugh already!

  4. ExAmbot - yep the email exchange along with the photos was pretty funny! Rebranding the Amway products and then offering to sell it back to Amway once sales reached 10 million! Ha ha. Slapping Amway right in the face!


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