I came across this web page with a prank email written by Davidicus to various employees at Amway. In typical Amway fashion they keep passing the buck to someone else to deal with it.
I have no idea if this is a real exchange of emails or if Davidicus has scripted all this but either way its hilarioius. It starts off slow but gets funny fast. Here's one of my favorite passages. The link to the web page is at the bottom. Enjoy!
Mary,
Chad, the IBO I met at the neighborhood potluck, told me that Amway was a path to achieving my dreams. But my dream is to NOT work. And becoming a business owner requires work. Chad also told me that with the money he earned through his business he'd built a dungeon in his basement for adult invite-only parties. I don't know what he meant by that. But I was definitely interested in contacting you folks about achieving my dreams.
Owning a business sounds like a great way to earn super fast money. But would I be allowed to sublet my business so I don't have to actually work? Also, does Amway sell leather products?
Every time I try to talk to Chad he keeps bringing up his invite-only parties. And he stands too close to me.
Thanks!
Davidicus
To read the entire letter exchange go to his website http://www.zug.com/live/87690/Letters-to-My-Enemies-Prank-EMail-to-Amway.html
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
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7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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I read the whole email thread over on the website, it was absolutely hilarious! LMAO! Thanks Anna, best laugh I've had for about 2 days.
ReplyDeleteConnie - I'm glad I was able to find something to enteriain you this evening!
ReplyDeleteAlso, does Amway sell leather products?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I try to talk to Chad he keeps bringing up his invite-only
parties. And he stands too close to me.
"Kool Kitz," to play up the local
angle.
This was hilarious!!! thank you for sharing. i am starting my day with a big old laugh already!
ExAmbot - yep the email exchange along with the photos was pretty funny! Rebranding the Amway products and then offering to sell it back to Amway once sales reached 10 million! Ha ha. Slapping Amway right in the face!
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