Thursday, December 1, 2011
What is Amway WWDB Dream Night About?
So what is Amway WWDB Dream Night all about?
To paraphrase from World Wide Dream Builder’s propaganda (cause I wouldn’t wanna get accused of plagiarism!) this is an elegant night that will show the ambots how to turn their dreams into reality.
Ha ha! Yeah right! And if you believe that bullshit I have some prime swampland in the Amazon jungle I’d like to sell you!
The best part of the night - OK Wait for it!!!!! - is when the cult leaders share how their dreams came true and if they can do it then any of you dumb ass ambots can do it too!
I can sum it up how they got to be Diamonds. They ripped off thousands of unsuspecting ambots in their downline telling them to buy useless, overpriced Amway shit to self consume and if they can’t find any customers - make them up. They bullied those further down the pyramid into attending Amway functions. They told them to buy CD’s featuring Diamond speakers. They told them to buy motivational books that they received a hefty kickback from the publisher or author. They brainwashed their adoring ambots to buy, buy, buy. Hand over all your money to me so I can get rich. And here I sit on the top of the pyramid smirking at you dumb ass ambots!
I can’t find the cost of Dream Night on the WWDB page. Gotta be forking over your $50/month for premier membership to get that top secret information. Dream Night cost $66 per person when we attended. Remember. Those devilish Diamonds love the number 6 sequence! Except our Platinum ripped us off and told us he would buy tickets for all the downline and don’t question him about it!!!! For his trouble we had to pay $75 each so the sack of shit Platinum could pocket $9. A rather awkward amount but when multiplied by about 70 tickets a tidy sum of extra cash in his wallet. I also think he got free tickets for bulk purchases.
Anyway moving on. What did $66, er $75 get us? An hour’s drive to get to the function, which was the closest Amway function to our house. I don’t even recall where it was held. I think a banquet room in the Hilton but I’m not positive on the hotel. Doesn’t really matter. Typical hotel banquet room with chandeliers and white tablecloths covering round tables. You seen one you seen them all. Typical dinner. I think there were 2 or 3 entree choices. Average banquet style dinner, no different than other events I’ve attended. The meal, servers, room rental probably cost about $25 per person payable to the hotel. This is based on knowledge I have of organizing similar events holding between 200 and 700 people. That tells me someone is making a profit of $40 per ambot. I can’t even tell you how many ambots were in the room. I want to say around 600, but that might be give or take a couple hundred. For the sake of argument lets call it 600 ambots in attendance which means once the catering bill is paid there’s a profit of roughly $24,000. WWDB is going to want their piece of the pie for organizing the event through their web page. I have no idea how much they get but for argument’s sake lets say they demand $4000. The profit slips down to an even $20,000. Oh but what about the great Amway god? That has to be appeased too. Send the corporation $5000 so Uncle Dickie can pay the electric bill. That leaves me a hypothetical $15,000 left to figure out what to do with.
But hang on a minute. Two Diamond couples busted their asses to get there and show videos of their lifestyle. Whether or not its really their lifestyle or a staged shoot with lots of day rental props hanging around is unknown. Gotta show lots of glitz and glamor to the ambots. Make them jealous. Make them want it. Brainwash city! Those greedy bastards need their piece of scammer pie. Earn your money you fucking Diamonds! Whether or not the two Diamond couples evenly split whatever money is left over on the profits is unknown, maybe one of them gets a bigger piece of the pie than the other depending on how big their downline is I have no idea. I’m guessing the pie is not divided evenly which causes a lot of Diamond infighting and Diamonds leaving to start their own groups. So just because its fun to cause some more Diamond infighting I’ll say one pissed off couple earns $5000 for the night and the other gloating couple gets $10,000.
Why that hardly seems fair! However there is more than one dream night going on. Plenty of shystering opportunities available! About 42 Amway WWDB Dream Nights are held during January 2012. Those Diamonds better hope the Amway corporate jet is available to hustle them from one location to another. This year the Dream Night booty appears to only be shared among 7 Diamond couples:
Samir and Theresa Attalah
Glen and Joya Baker
Greg and Laurie Duncan
Scott and Cris Harimoto
Bob and Shelley Kummer
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda
Mike and Michi Woods
Ha ha ha! I snuck in a few more keywords to help out any ambots searching specifically for a Diamond!
Take 42 cities and divide by 7 Diamond couples. That would suggest that each Diamond might be doing 6 Dream Nights. However I didn’t look at the schedule for each city. Some cult leaders might be doing a little more or a little less scamming than others. Maybe some more Diamonds are sneaking in who aren’t on WWDB’s current roster of highlighted Diamonds. I don’t know and I don’t care to look. I’m playing with even numbers here. 6. Even if some unlucky Diamond is on the low end of the scale and taking at least $5000 for a night, times 6 Dream Nights $30,000 is still a tidy sum to be earning for the month of January 2012. My guess is most of the Diamonds are earning at least double that sucking a bunch of gullible ambots dry.
Those on the top of the pyramid salute the lowly ambots beneath them who make all those dollars possible!